...Mmm...mhmmmm, and there...we...go! That should do it! Hello, dear...whatevers, I am Shinki, the Goddess of another realm, Makai. Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I have apprehended this bubbly young boy and his tentacle's space for the time being. It appears some youkai, or, shall you say, monsters, have left from Makai, when they should not have. I've heard this is the time of year where humans scare others...
Those two will be quite a bother. Please, do be on the lookout for an odd unidentifiable girl and a pitiable umbrella.
I plan to round them up before the month ends. For now, it is a pleasure. And please, do not mock my ahoge. I only really call it that simply because it sounds better than, erm, what was the word? Ah. Because it sounds better than 'Derpy Side-Ponytail". That will be all.