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The Ultima Keyblade lands in my hands but Charby ,my evil charmander who i accidently mistake for Charmy( Blazikid's Charmander) shoots me with a ray gun ,then Guildmaster Wigglytuff kills me with Hyper Voice (aka YOOM-TAH!!!) ,and finally Michel Jackson cuts me into tiny pieces with the Ultima Keyblade.
I get out the Oblivion and Oathkeeper keyblades (Roxas's from Organization XIII) and do BIG combos on Charby. Xemnas kills me before I turn around. I drop the Oblivion and Oathkeeper keyblades.
I find salamence commander's dead corpse and decide to befriend it. I name him Oglethorpe and we go on many adventures together and we even make our own tv show called "Me and my pal Oglethorpe". But then one night Oglethorpe is curses by the evil witch of Poland and he is forced to strangle me in my sleep.
I drop a "me and my Pal Oglethorpe" season one dvd box set.
I find the first season and go to my house and watch it in my room through my xbox. I die because I find it very boring.
I drop... my xbox and a copy of Modern Warfare 2
I take the materia, and run around using it around 'Charms. Karu looks down and sees me doing this, and pwns me with his Ultima materia (yes he has a replica one).
As I'm walking my dog he sees the rubber glove and begins chewing on it. When he starts choking, I run across the street to get help, but get hit by a bus.
I find the pokedex and start playing pokemon, I go insane and get taken to a mental hospital where I spend the rest of my life blabbering about pokemon.
Mr. Beiber's hideous face meets my eyes and they meeelllttt. And due to my loss of sight, I walk into the middle of the road and get ran over by an Ice Cream van.
I go "Ooh, a paper plane! I wonder how it was made ..." so I unfold it and try and figure out how to make it - but I just cannot. I get so depressed due to my lack of paper-plane-making skills, so I stab myself with the corner of the paper.
I buy the most expensive noose in the world wrap it aroung my neck, but decide not to hang myself and jump off a cliff, but I tripped over and fell anyway.
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