Alice walked down the streets Neo Tokyo Watashi Kawaii City, swaying her curvy hips from side to side. Her platinum blonde hair absolutely shined in the sunlight, and people near her basked in the utter glory that was Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime, pushing against each other to get a glimpse at true beauty. She scoffed, pulling out a mirror to look at herself as she meandered through the streets. Even moved around her, respecting the first rule of Neo Tokyo Watashi Kawaii City: Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime is the Queen. In fact, she was the Queen of the town, but she let all her scores of fans do her work for her. Satisfied with her makeup highlighting her gorgeous sky blue eyes, She put away her mirror and reached her destination: Neo Tokyo Watashi Kawaii City Pokemon Cool Battle Gym.
But all was not well in Neo Tokyo Watashi Kawaii City Pokemon Cool Battle Gym! When Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime set foot within its hallowed walls, she saw her favorite yet less popular than her employee lying on the floor, with ketchup all over their body. She ran over, making sure to accentuate her generous breasts before taking Bess into her hands. Bess looked up at Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime. "Oh, Alice-chan! I only wish I could be here longer to further appreciate your...face..." With those last words, she closed her eyes and fainted, like a Pokemon would. Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime stood up and looked towards the sky, determination in her eyes. "Don't worry, my unpopular friend! Your sacrifice will not be in vain! I will punish those who dare harm the people I hold dear!" She paused, and turned dramatically, eyes shining as she looked towards the beautiful bust of herself, now lying crashed on the floor next to Bess. "And you have gone too far! To even touch a sculpture of me is an offense to the highest degree! Neo Team Rocket X, you will pay for this!" She cried out.
Alice arrived at Neo Team Rocket X's headquarters, flawlessly knocking out the guards by running a hand through her hair, causing them to swoon and faint at the sight of such poise. She flipped three times and performed an axe kick, busting the door open. "Neo Team Rocket X Leader Sakura Haruno! You will pay for your crimes!" As she uttered these words, however, she gasped in extreme distress! Before her was a horrible scene. Her boyfriend, Makoto Tachibana, was tied up above a boiling pot of extremely hot soup! If he fell in, he would get a horrible tan! And next to it was Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime's arch-nemesis, Neo Team Rocket X Leader Sakura Haruno. The evil organization head laughed in a capitalist way, shouting "Haha, you are too late, Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime! I have already started my evil plan that is so incredibly evil, and there is nothing you could do to stop it!" She said, but she ended up looking like an idiot because Sakura is dumb.
"No! I challenge you to a Madoka Pokemon Battle, Baka-Sakura!" Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime screeched out in response, casting a worried glance to the rope holding her one true love with rippling abs, Makoto Tachibana. He seemed safe for now, so Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime took out her Pokeball. "Go, Kyuubeytwo!" From the pokeball came out a flawless man with a Mewtwo tail, Kyuubey ears, and red eyes. He was dazzling, casting off blinding rays of justice, forcing the dumb Sakura to hide her eyes in shame at her stupidity.
"You think it's going to be that easy? Go, Sayakialga!" Sakura shouted back, throwing out a pokeball of her own. From it came a generally average blue haired girl who was dumb, but she had Dialga's armor on. Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime tensed up, she knew this was going to be a tough battle.
"Secret Ninjutsu Art! Free Ninja!" Makoto cried out, and Alice Nicole Anne-Marie Katniss Hime looked up in awe as her boyfriend used his ninja skills to get out of the rope and land safely at her side. He swooped up his girlfriend and lay a gentle kiss on her cheek, causing her to blush. "Don't worry," he said. "I'll save you from this fiendish and hideous woman!" Upon saying that, he ran forward, while Sayakialga ran to face him. The two clashed, and a large explosion occurred, causing the two girls to gasp in horror as they waited for the smoke to clear...
END OF CHAPTER F1RST
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ALICE? WILL SHE EVER GET HER NAILS DONE? WILL SHE BE ABLE TO SAVE THE DAY WITH HER FRIEND SONIC THE HEDGHOG? WILL PIKACHU BE ABLE TO GET TO NEO TOKYO WATASHI KAWAII CITY HIGH ON TIME? TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON "SUPER KAWAII BATTLE SHOW-DESU"!
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