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the arrow game ^ < v

^ I'm with you! CHARGE!!!!!! Fire the cannons! Eat the peanut brittle!
< *lights cannon fuse*
V Out of the way! She's gonna' blow!
 
^ ......
< *plugs cannon, causing it to backfire* What are you doing with that insignificant weapon? Here, have this tank
V Here, you too. I've got way too may x.x
 
^ I wonder where all those tanks came from
< Has a big piece of metal that makes big explosions... oorah
v shall seek immortality, but fail
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Um... thanks?
< Shots Garchomp with rocket launcher
V How the hell did I get pulled into this battle while I was on vacation?
 
^ Because you teleportatifacated there
< Shoves Garchomp's head up his butt and then stabs him with tennis ball
V Wants to give me bacon
 
^ Already have!
< *shoves Shado's head up her butt because she didn't give me bacon*
V Will give me bacon, or suffer Shado's fate!
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ I don't take orders from anyone unless I feel like it. Today's not your day.
< Kicks zezzyman for misbehaving
V You may join my new Diciplinary Committee as long as you are a mature and reasonable creature
 
^ You're the MOST responsible person I've ever met!
< *shoves grenade down Garchomp's throat*
V Will probably attack me like Shado and Lucario454 did
 
^ Why should I? Here, get in the tank and hide. I'll load her up.
< *loads up tank* Run if you want to live!
V Do you want to hide as well?
 
^ Eh, kill him.
< Is wondering why she hasn't posted here in a long time.
V Hand me a couple grenades, a rocket launcher, and peanut butter.
 
^ Ok, but I get to keep the tank. *hands over stuff*
< *starts eating chocolate* Yum!
V What does Fallen Angel need those for?
 
^ Well, if you wait, I'll tell you.
< Is stuffing three grenades down gzh's throat. Outta the way! *shoots rocket at gzh's stomach, causing him and the three grenades to blow up.
V Should clean up the mess before cops blame you.
 
^ I don't think I can.....
< is fixing himself up (is that even possible? ???)
V Will you help me? I'll give you something if you do.
 
^ ........... Fine
< *chucks a mop into Garchomp's eye*
V Will get the cleaning stuff because I'm too lazy to go all the way back to that closet
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Hellz yeah! >:D
< *Shoves grenade down zezzyman's throat* Never steal one of my favorite methods of killing again fool!
V Tell the night guy to bring extra bleach
 
^ Whatever you say Master. *bows* ;D
< *calls Nightman* Yes, bring extra bleach along. Why? I ahve no idea.
V Do you want to join in the fun of killing?
 
^ YES
< *beats Garchomp with dead squirl (forgot spelling :p )*
V Is given a bomb and detonater while I run behind a lage rock
 
^ I'm not suicidal as much as I am insane.
< *gives bomb and detonator to a random hobo* I'll apy you a million dollars after. *smirk* I doubt he'll survive. *goes hide behind rock with zezzy*
V Hide here if you want to live!
 
^You really think that will do anything? You need to put the bomb in a highly populated place. Say, behind a rock with the three people that can't understand that they're under attack.
< Here we go. In five..four...threetwoone, BOOM! ;D
V I think I got them.
 
^ Is never allowed to use explosives EVER!
< *glues legs back on then rejoins fight*
V Will finish cleaning cause I don't think gzh can for a while..........
 
^No! And I'm still going to use explosives. When in doubt: C-4! ;D
< *Chains C-4 to zezzyman* This is what you get for messing with my love of explosives! BOOM! (again)
V Everyone does know what C-4 is, right? :p
 
^ Hear anything? Of course I didn't hear anything.
< uses a loudred's soundproof to the police. 'Pardon? Did I tear anything?'
V don't bust me out, I'm doing this for a friend.
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Gets attacked by Evil Space Monkeys for being a nusence
< Insane: yes. Hobo: No.
V Learn from zezzyman's incompitence so that you don't suffer a similar fate
 
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