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The Out of Context Thread!

baratron

baratron

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Weird, funny, or just plain obscene stuff from #pokecharms, taken entirely out of context. The only rule is don't make stuff up. Enjoy ;D.

from tonight:
[tt][19:18] Elliotto: holy crap, my arm moves with awesome speed
[19:18] DoctorOak: .......
[19:18] * DoctorOak sniggers
[19:18] Elliotto: =p
[19:18] Elliotto: i've been weightlifting for the past 10 minutes
[19:18] DoctorOak: is that what they call it now?
[19:18] Busychu: Demon floating head![/tt]
(yes, Linkachu's last comment really was that random)

[tt][19:21] Elliotto: it randomly rises on its own[/tt]

[tt][20:28] Elliotto: i've moved on from sugar - i'm on to tins of baked beans now[/tt]
If it looks like I'm picking on Elliot - I'm not, he just says extremely random things :D)

and finally, the thing that made me remember I was going to start an Out of Context thread...
[tt][00:01] Linkachu: GAAAAAAAAAAH
[00:01] Linkachu: HORNY FLIES ARE MATING ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[00:01] Linkachu: ;___;
[00:01] Linkachu: Make them stop! ...[/tt]
 
Linkachu

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Yeah... but if people stick to the "out of context" idea verses just posting random chats, they should be different enough topics.

I will say nothing more on the matter for it'll just lead me to jinxing myself >>

Annnd... got one XD

.:20·23·08:. «not-the-alex» serebii is MINE
(Referring to claiming Legendaries, but me thinks Alex Bock secretly wants Joe ;))
 
baratron

baratron

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[tt][21:24] Linkachu: I don't feel comfortable without the strap around my wrist when holding the Wiimote
[21:24] StellarWind: SPEEDY CAT! GIVE YOU MY DESIRE, SPLENDID LIKE A FIRE! (Rocks out)
[21:24] Linkachu: Even if I'm not playing a game
[21:25] StellarWind: it's a weapon of mass destruction.[/tt]

The random Engrish in the middle from Stel's Engrish Jpop just makes it, I think :).
 
Linkachu

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レイチリ - "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not, "with a small friend." says:
HANNAH GO TO BED
レイチリ - "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not, "with a small friend." says:
i am
レイチリ - "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not, "with a small friend." says:
MY SHOULDER IS NOT YOUR BED


Rachel and her sister, Hannah, having a one-keyboard argument over MSN. It was actually much longer than this, but that bit above amuses me to no end.
 
baratron

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[tt][21:44] Elliotto: he's a raging gay, that's what he is =]]
[21:44] Linkachu: I want your mom[/tt]
 
baratron

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And the thread lurches back into life :o

[tt]baratron: lol - it didn't occur to me that crowley would be the same person as aziraphale
baratron: is this your evil incarnation?
Crowley: Quite possibly.
Crowley: Fufufufufufu.
Linkachu: It just occurred to me that Azi becomes Nazi :p
Linkachu: >>
Crowley: I'm not that evil....
Crowley: GENOCIDE MODE, ACTIVATE!
Linkachu: Knew it :p
* Crowley starts stomping around and firing lazorz.
* Linkachu hits Azi's off-switch with a stick
Linkachu: No genocide >=O
Crowley: Actually you just turned me on.[/tt]
 
baratron

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Posted even though the start of the conversation makes me look like an idiot - well, I wasn't thinking nature, I was thinking species ;).

[tt]UC: Another shiny code that works.....but all I get is mlae hardy's
baratron: mlae hardy's ??
UC: male hardy*
Zax: ...
baratron: what's a hardy?
Zax: Hardy?
Nemesis: nature
Zax: it's an innuendo, thats what it is
DoctorOak: a wrestler?
UC: er hardy males.
Zax: that's even worse
kosheh: hardee's
baratron: ohhh! hardy nature. ok :)
DoctorOak: UC likes a nice hardy male in the morniny
DoctorOak: *morning
DoctorOak: he enjoys waking up to find one
Zax: XD
kosheh: god that's so pornographic
kosheh: HOT HARDY MALES ARE WAITING FOR YOU
UC: erm
Zax: i'm waiting to jump in with a morning wood joke
UC: They are shiny hardy males.
UC: XP
Nemesis: Call 0800 POKECHARMS, NOW!
Zax :...
Zax: XD
* baratron thinks this conversation needs to go to out of context :p
kosheh: oh lawd
Zax: so badly XD
StellarWind: I think it already did xD[/tt]
 
baratron

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LOL! :D

What was the actual context? I mean, what do you want to use your other hand for?
 
Linkachu

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.:20·23·34:. quits: @Chi (Yourname@SystemNet-1865CBE4.plus.com) (Quit:)
.:20·24·53:. «Figs» ... you borked chi with your Banana, Sem >:(
 
F

Figs

[03:59] I'm SO not having sex with any of you.
[03:59] * Phirefox poofs
[04:00] * Phirefox has quit IRC (Quit: Game Over)
 
Sem

Sem

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Oh
Ogh
...
Oh
O.O
* Phirefox wonders what Chi's doing
OHOHOHOH
OOOOOOOH
 
baratron

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Oh dear, oh dear ;).

[tt]Nemesis: They do call me Hasty Nem
Nemesis: In that case, offer withdrawn
Chi: Hehe, pasty nem
DoctorOak: Nem's nature is Hasty
DoctorOak: I'm gonna get an everstone and breed him
Nemesis: XD
Nemesis: PLEASE BREED ME
Chi: Ye gods
* Snapdragon is now known as Snapditto
DoctorOak: you have to hold the everstone in the process you know
Snapditto: |D
Zax: SLUG IN A HOOD
Chi: Don't get an AR near him, we don't need nem clones
baratron: what are you breeding him with?
Nemesis: I can do that
Linkachu: Breed Nem with a Wailord =)
DoctorOak: yes
DoctorOak: totally
DoctorOak: yes
Zax: NO
DoctorOak: yes
Zax: NO NEM WAILORD PORN
DoctorOak: I totally approve of this
Nemesis: NO NO NO
Chi: What?
Nemesis: NO HOT NEM ON WAILORD ACTION
DoctorOak: HAWT WAILORD ON NEM ACTION
Zax: HGDHSGDHS
Zax: MENTAL IMAGES
Zax: AARRRRGGGHHHHH
Nemesis: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Nemesis: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Nemesis: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Chi: Wailord on nem would surely just result in a small, flat squished thing.
Snapdragon: Slaking on Nem, then?
Nemesis: And that's just the Wailord...
* Zax makes the obligatory "Nem's big" comment[/tt]
 
baratron

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Dear children - the #pokecharms channel is not known for being particularly kid-friendly. If you are under the age of consent in your jurisdiction, please look away now:

[tt]Firefux: Time to go read comics about pirates kicking peoples' faces in and slicing each other into bits
Firefux: And that kinda thing
* Firefux is now known as Firefuxing
SpicyCondom: >.>;
SpicyCondom: that's a bit much even for me
SpicyCondom: I wonder...
SpicyCondom: Doc, how far can we go with our names here?
aReX: ...
SpicyCondom: HAHAs
* aReX suddenly wants a Shiny Drapion
SpicyCondom: I tried to set my name to "IFuckYouInYOurSleep"
SpicyCondom: and It told me I couldn't
aReX: hmmm
doggyears: how nice
* SpicyCondom is now known as IFuxYouInYourSleep
IFuxYouInYourSleep: that works[/tt]

And there's more:
[tt]* IFuxYouInYourSleep is seeking victums
* doggyears is not here
* IFuxYouInYourSleep pounces on doggyears
* Firefuxing is sleepy
doggyears: AAAHHHH
Firefuxing: But I worry not about you, lulz
* IFuxYouInYourSleep abandons doggyears
* doggyears runs and hides behind Soren
Firefuxing: 'cause unless you're talking mindfux, I have no worries
* IFuxYouInYourSleep pounces on Firefuxing
* IFuxYouInYourSleep begins fuxing
Firefuxing: And my mind is more likely to leave YOU confused and lost and wondering what the meaning of life is.
Firefuxing: |D
Firefuxing: =o
* IFuxYouInYourSleep is still fuxing
Firefuxing: ZoroxSanji is appearently a very common pairing.
* Firefuxing needs a hobby
* Firefuxing needs to invest more time in her hobby, rather.
IFuxYouInYourSleep: take up fuxing like I did
IFuxYouInYourSleep: you should fux then as they are awake
baratron: eeeeeep[/tt]
 
Ruko

Ruko

Bearded Trout Warrior
Just a little farther down the line this happened

* Firefuxing is now known as Firefuxxle
* Firefuxxle is now known as Firefuxxulot
* Firefuxxulot is now known as Firefuxxin
There's no GOOD way to use this name.
><
FIREFOX
QUIT CHANGING YOUR NAME
...
* Firefuxxin is now known as Firefuxyew
Nope
That one definitely won't work
...
* Firefuxyew is now known as Firefuxtard
Hell no.
...
* Firefuxtard is now known as Firefuxxie
...
* Firefuxxie is now known as Firefuxahad
...
...
* Firefuxahad is now known as Firefuxicom
xD
...
* Firefuxicom is now known as FirefuxsaurusRex
There.
Win.
 
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[tt]Trufflez: Oak should not be capable of being this smexy.
Trufflez: |3
aReX: x3
* Trufflez commits unspeakable acts to her picture
Ruko: O.o
* Ruko is unable to look away
* Ruko is stunned
...
Trufflez: Oakki is a Snorlax naow
aReX: meow?
Trufflez: When he gets hurt in battle, he uses Rest to rejuvenate HP, desu.
Trufflez: |DDDD
Trufflez: [/tt]
 
Dwayna DragonFire

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
[13:14] Shoosh Katie! ><
[13:14] Always ruining my fun
[13:14] :3
[13:14] Katies a FUN SUCKER!!!
[13:15] But ILU, Sem! ;-;
[13:15] ...
[13:15] Funsucking Katie
[13:15] sounds so wrong
[13:15] Suckin' all Sem's fun. . .
[13:15] ...
[13:15] ...
[13:15] SHUTTUP!!
[13:15] * Ruko shudders
[13:15] * DwaynaDF bursts out laughing
[13:15] ....
[13:15] DO NOT WANT XD

...

[13:19] * Trufflefox licks her pudding, desu
[13:20] .>
[13:20] If you KNOW what I MEAN...
[13:20] Desu.
[13:20] |D
[13:20] ...
[13:20] Dear gods

...

[13:24] * Sem hates you all
[13:24] in bed
[13:24] Well
[13:24] no offense Ruko >>
[13:24] But yeah
[13:24] I don't think I want to do that again anytime soon :p
 
Dwayna DragonFire

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
[23:56] * Sem is melting
[23:56] stupid heat
[23:56] stupid fan
[23:56] * Sem opens his window
[23:56] >_>
[23:56] Sem does not sweat =o
[23:56] He melts
[23:57] is Sem like Ice Cream? >_> Sem Cream?
[23:57] ...
[23:57] That sounds wrong >
[00:02] * SenseiYaoi Wild Raven Uses Cream Blaster
[00:03] * Ruko opens wide for the cream blast
[00:03] yes
[00:03] ...
[00:03] XD
[00:03] XD
[00:03] Does Dway want some cream blast?
[00:04] ...
[00:04] >_> oh she gets plenty :p
[00:04] SHUDDUP
[00:04] XD

...

[00:04] * Ruko Cream Blasts Dway in the private place
[00:04] ....................
[00:04] .......................
[00:04] I did NOT mean THAT innuendo
[00:05] _>
[00:35] ...
[00:35] Bwahaha! XD
[00:35] XD
[00:36] * Semo crawls off and dies to escape
[00:36] I think he likes the taste of my Cream >_>
[00:36] Why can't we talk about butterflies or something? D:
 
Dwayna DragonFire

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
[16:32] * Figs reaps the precious chat EXP.
[16:33] * DwaynaDF giggles
[16:36] * DwaynaDF shares the EXP with Figs. XD
[16:36] ^^
[16:36] >
[16:36] * Figs leveled up!
[16:37] ew...
[16:37] * Figs learns Poison tipped spikes!
[16:37] ...
[16:37] ?
[16:37] Figs, your Spike got longer
[16:37] SHHHHH. >>
[16:37] XDDD
[16:37]
 
Ruko

Ruko

Bearded Trout Warrior
I think this fits better here than in the chat log XD

[19:59] lambrini tastes nothing like semen
[20:00] ...
[20:01] almost...
[20:02] o.o
 
Plapti

Plapti

[20:49] private chat so as not to annoy the rest of the people here
[20:49] And what..you think I'm annoying now?
[20:49] ...
[20:49] that's not at all what I said
[20:49] XD
[20:50] I know you're implying that
[20:50] I said I was leaving so I didn't annoy people here
[20:50] I said nothing of you being annoying
[20:50] So you're leaving cause I'm annoying
[20:50] !
[20:50] Jet
[20:50] private chat so as not to annoy the rest of the people here
[20:50] And...for me to part
[20:50] that's what he said
[20:51] nothing else
[20:51] nothing here said you were being annoying
[21:05]* Jetters (plaptied@SystemNet-EBD231B7.ok.shawcable.net) has left #pokecharms (Heh, I'll be back in a bit...as for the rest..Game to all and I really must be bored to be annoying people now)

T'is an Out of Context joke...with my bad sense of humour.
 
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[17:39] * MasterBold stabs Sem with his floppy pink...
[17:39] ...
[17:39] ...
[17:39] not going there
 
Ruko

Ruko

Bearded Trout Warrior
Shut up Figs >:0

[22:05] * Trufflefox kinda sux at kissing. Since it was her first time.
[22:05]
 
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