The Out of Context Thread!

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

Kitty-Today at 12:16 AM
this dude didnt even have abs. He was fat, same age as my dad who is in his 60s and grey as all hell
Demelza-Today at 12:16 AM
waaaant

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Kitty - Today at 7:18 PM
How are you
...
Where is the d
...

 

[TooBlue12]

[3:10 PM] Andrewski2000: You look like when a nerdy anime character is about to say something profound.

 

[Mewtwofan259]

January 1, 2018. Dopeleafeon470: ONLY SAYORI AND JACK

 

[Andrewski]

Keleri today at 11:54 am

it's true, the warm butt

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Words spoken in a livestream but I'm counting it!

Tailon: Just gonna stick my hand right up in there.

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

[4:17 AM] Shiny★: s-sucking is a skill

[4:18 AM] Shiny★: but

[4:18 AM] Shiny★: but I naturally suck

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[9:36 PM] Prof. Cinders: I never got to ride Black Hole

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Kitty - Today at 7:17 PM
I used to get DP after karate every day as a kid, it is addictive as all hell.

Whatever floats your boat. We don't judge.

 

[Tailon]

Andrewski - Today at 4:58 PM
I googled “Bears with long tongues”
And was not disappointed
And I have no regrets
Andrewski - Today at 4:59 PM
It is now my second favorite google image search
Behind “Hairless bears”

 

[Psycho Monkey]

KittyToday at 7:35 PM
Pink dress and white pearls, then you've pretty much nailed me.

 

[Tailon]

Kitty - Today at 1:22 PM
It just slammed into me

 

[sSoul]

DarkHydraT, Today, 4:53 P.M
"Trust me, Melusine is already after my juicy ass. Can't exactly blame her though"

 

[Quake]

Me, November 16th, not here.

"So like.
*Throws a baseball*
*Baseball becomes seeking missile*"

 

[DarkHydraT]

Mystic Zander, Friday, at 8:48 AM
"Don't worry about it. Its easy for someone to batter a body when the mind is elsewhere. But this can be turned around."

 

[Psycho Monkey]

We had an unusually OOC day at work today

Me: It's easier if you stick your finger in the hole.
Female coworker: Careful! You're getting me wet!

And later:

Coworker: When in doubt, add more lubrication.

 

[Shiny Motley]

Been over 2 months since a post, and also feels like it's been half a year since I made a forum post...

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

[3:21 AM] Kitty : I do like being fed
[3:22 AM] @StellarWind Elsydeon : among other things.
[3:22 AM] Kitty : giggity

 

[Psycho Monkey]

KVNNYToday at 4:36 PM
There, made it a bit bigger

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

KoL: Lord knows there's way too many Pokefics out there
KoL: ...and a lot of them are pedofics too
Keleri: heelys in guilty as charged baby

Spoiler

Keleri: oh god
Keleri: I started typing that before the pedo comment

Kitty: Tomorrow isnt coming fast enough
Kitty: NEITHER DID MY EX
Kitty: ZING
StellarWind Elsydeon: very appealing to me.

 

[Merciless Medic]

Merciless Medic at 11:42 AM.

Let's just say Zwirra forgot to really check if Fluff had PokeBalls.

 

[Tailon]

catolotl Today at 9:26 AM
I have yet to be penetrated by a bee or wasp

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

KittyToday at 7:22 PM
We're the best
Minus KVN
KVN sucks ass
Dwayna DragonFireToday at 7:22 PM
Agreed.
KVNNYToday at 7:22 PM
I agree.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

catolotlToday at 10:00 PM
I see a hole and I just wanna finger it.

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

AndrewskiToday at 6:38 PM
Huh? Dwayna’s here?
TeapotToday at 6:38 PM
Oh look it’s where babies come from

 

[Shiny Motley]

Prof. CindersToday at 2:04 PM
Note to self: Encourage meat grinding

 

[Psycho Monkey]

LinkachuToday at 8:48 PM
Shiny, wanna come adult at my condo now?

EmilyToday at 7:05 PM
(is it Tai who lovingly handles wood?)

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

@Psycho Monkey:
I'm dying over Xehanort playing with himself X'D
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@Prof. Cinders:
I could distract you from rage with my underwear if you want

 

[Psycho Monkey]

RachToday at 6:50 PM
I could distract you from rage with my underwear if you want




KupoToday at 7:06 PM
We double teamed poor Chi.

 

[Tailon]

Rose Ailuros today at 17:55
I keep getting gang banged and killed at the last hurdle

Rose Ailuros today at 16:30
I SLEEP WITH DRAGONS

 

[Novalune]

Friday, 6:03 PM

Ahamkara Whispers: I am the milkman, My milk is delicious

July 3, 2020

ThePlayfulFox: Eeehehehe eeehehehe!