Uh wah, yet still a'int dead, cummon man ahm hung-", Barrys sentence was cut short as the Charmander, immediately after springing to life, punched Barry straight in the jaw, sending the poor Bidoof flying into a bush. These weird rock-start things twinkled above the Bidoofs eyes as he felt his noes begin to bleed. This was the worst Charmander he ever met, and he had met at least two other Charmanders before in his life! His head spinning, he looked up to see that Charmander, once again, near death.
"Ah fer da luva, JEST LET 'EM DIE SO WE KEN EAT 'EM! No good grASS-types, ahllways messin every ding up, nhot a singal gud one of da buncha...", Barry mumbled. He saw the Turtwig defend the Charmanander, then talk about something to do with battles and trainers, Barry couldn't really care less. Then the Turtwig evolved into a Grotle, which caused Barry to let out a groan, oh great, now that stinking Grass-type was even BIGGER!
"Urgh, dis is jahst perfect, now ol' moss ass over der is gunna say he's oura leadah just 'cause he's evolved, welp, I ain't listenen to no stinken, moldie grass-ty-eh, does aneone else shmell shmoke?" Barry said as the thick black clouds began rolling in.
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Meanwhile, just outside the woods...
"Geez Hellhound, don't you think that setting the ENTIRE forest a blaze might have been a little over kill just to get back at that Zorua"?, the trainer asked his dark canine companion.
"ARF ARF!", The Houndoom barked, letting his trainer know that, yes, this was completely necessary.
"Well...O.K, if you say so...."
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"Welp, this ain't gud...", Barry replied in a voice that was not nearly as panic as it should have been as the flames began to surround them, the intense head licked thier flesh and fur as other wild Pokemon from all around them fled for their lives.