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The Stupid Game!
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Because they explode when you leave them in the Microwave
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Never leave a potatoe in the microwave kids
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Why is it that Wario can be faster than Sonic (aka, when he is Wario-Man)
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Never leave a potatoe in the microwave kids
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Why is it that Wario can be faster than Sonic (aka, when he is Wario-Man)
Because Mesprit is jealous of the 'uncatchability' of Mew, Celebi, and Jirachi. And it tries to live up to it by evading your capture of it
Why is it that Link always wears green, even if it keeps him unusually warm
Why is it that Link always wears green, even if it keeps him unusually warm
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you imprisoned its friends.
Why are fortune cookies ambiguous?
Why are fortune cookies ambiguous?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because he's a pyrokinetic rodent.
What isn't to like about that?
What isn't to like about that?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
I typed 's' it just didn't show up! :-\
The crackers are terrible explosives, but the box has some kick to it.
How did I become Secad's bitch?
The crackers are terrible explosives, but the box has some kick to it.
How did I become Secad's bitch?
With Secad, it's easy! A box of chocolates, soft words, and the staging of a fake crisis in which you are the heroic prince goes a long way! It's Fi I'm worried about...
Why does Monkey want to become Secad's bitch?
Why does Monkey want to become Secad's bitch?
Because I like semi-sweet chocolate chips with dark chocolate. You guys can't have some so I said semi-sweet chocolate chips are too sweet for dark chocolate!
Why is a secret always secret for the secret and secret will secret so nobody can know the secret?
Why is a secret always secret for the secret and secret will secret so nobody can know the secret?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because one who knows nothing can understand nothing.
Why do I get the feeling that the Calculus II class I'm taking in the fall will be hard as shit?
Why do I get the feeling that the Calculus II class I'm taking in the fall will be hard as shit?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
We have, but after watching Heroes people are afraid to out themselves
If I'm psychic, then why don't I know the answer to this question?
If I'm psychic, then why don't I know the answer to this question?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Blood red
Can I have my psychic powers back?
Can I have my psychic powers back?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
299.9 yards so I'm just barely safe. Hey stop walking towards me! *runs*
How long is Secad planning on chasing me?
How long is Secad planning on chasing me?
20 seconds
Why is it the only thing that can stop Fi is Chuck Norris?
Why is it the only thing that can stop Fi is Chuck Norris?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Not even Chuck Noris can beat Fi. After all, Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee who was reincarnated as Hitmonlee, and Fi killed a Hitmonlee once. I think.
Have you read any good books lately?
Have you read any good books lately?
Depends on the gender. Male=1 Hour Female=0.1 Seconds
Why is it no one realizes the movie where Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris was set up and in real life Chuck Norris whould whoop Bruce lee's ass because CHUCK+NORRIS=GOD?
Why is it no one realizes the movie where Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris was set up and in real life Chuck Norris whould whoop Bruce lee's ass because CHUCK+NORRIS=GOD?
Because Wisconsin is blue!
Why does vomit rhyme with comet?
Why does vomit rhyme with comet?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because it is devoid of light.
Are you my mommy?
Are you my mommy?
No, but I am your mommys friends nephews son's former roommate!
How come when I stab myself it hurts?
How come when I stab myself it hurts?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
Because you're an idiot.
Why am I still on the computer when I should be hunting for dinner?
Why am I still on the computer when I should be hunting for dinner?
Because they are idiots.
Why has my fanfic been read 7 times, but no one left a comment?
Why has my fanfic been read 7 times, but no one left a comment?
Why are my parents taking so long to get the goddamned takeout? (I'm HUNGRY for gods' sake!)
Because I said so.
Why can't I sprout wings? :C
Because I said so.
Why can't I sprout wings? :C
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