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The Suicide Game!

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I kill him and die laughing at how easy it was.

Out of nowhere, Stellarwind Elsydeon appears and plummets downwards, armblades out to maim the next person he sees.
 
Stanley cries, and cry along with him to death cause I get dehydrated.

I drop a Mime with 6 Lv100 Mr.Mimes.
 
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parallax

I scream at their ugliness and throw concrete blocks at them and they die.

I drop a trash bag.
 
The camera flashes, inducing a seisure into a random driver, who slams into a poll, then that poll falls over onto a building. THe building collapses, causing a fire, which then connects with an oil spill, catching a gas station on fire. I die from sheer surprise.

I drop a bunch of water.
 
My mouth is open and the water goes down my breathing hole. I choke and die.

I drop a Jumpluff! :D
 
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Togepi use metronome
Explosion
Oh shit
Kaboom!

I drop a shiny eevee
 
lucarioqueen said:
Togepi use metronome
Explosion
Oh shit
Kaboom!

I drop a shiny eevee

I droppd a Jumpluff, not a Togepi! Anyway...

The shiny Eevee evolves into Flareon and sets me on fire. I die.

I drop another Jumpluff!
 
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Jumpluff's so light, it doesn't fall, it just floats!
But it sheds it's spores, which somehow find me. Turns out I'm allergic to them. I die ><

I drop a Mijumaru!
 
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Louie Forest said:
lucarioqueen said:
Togepi use metronome
Explosion
Oh shit
Kaboom!

I drop a shiny eevee

I droppd a Jumpluff, not a Togepi! Anyway...

The shiny Eevee evolves into Flareon and sets me on fire. I die.

I drop another Jumpluff!
I fight the jumpluff with my togepi?
Anyway I die from it's cuteness
I drop my mudkip from team badass (my PMDEOS team)
 
Mudkip uses Hydro Pump on me. I end up falling 230 meters into the ocean, and despite my affinity to water, my leg cramps and I can't swim, drowning into the deep sea.

I drop a Rattata.
 
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Rattata gnaws my leg and somehow gives me blood poisoning. I die ><

I drop a satsuma!
 
The satsuma falls in front of Alex (me).

Alex picks up the satsuma, looks at it, wqueezes it. The juice rocktes out and gets me in the eye. It burns my eyes and I stumble around, falling off a large cliff.

As Alex falls to his death...
 
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Louie Forest said:
lucarioqueen said:
Togepi use metronome
Explosion
Oh shit
Kaboom!

I drop a shiny eevee

I droppd a Jumpluff, not a Togepi! Anyway...

The shiny Eevee evolves into Flareon and sets me on fire. I die.

I drop another Jumpluff!
Yeah and last time I noticed there were billions of fire stones in the air...
The egg hatches into a tochic and scratches my eyes out!
I drop a voltorb
 
I try to catch you, but I fall off a cliff, into a blizzard, and I have Swinub spread the swine flu to me, and I die. (Pun intended.)

I drop a Whiscash.
 
Chokes on it.
Drops my awesome dragonite...ITS A SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
 
Fat kid?! Fat kid?!?!?! Oh no, he/she's going to eat my Cake!!!!!
I later die from hunger.

I drop the cake. (Extra sweet!)
 
Granted, but Mr.Pokemon found it, and disappointed I had such a 'rare' object, murders me and has Marill Boy
(Ethan/Hibiki) take my place.

I drop Marill Boy.
 
I catch you this time because you are one of my favorite people at Pokecharms. I realize I have done good and die.
I drop my epic SS team. (Look for the team shot in my signature if you don't know who they are.)
 
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Simon Cowell catches me singing. His comments make me so depressed, I kill myself ><
I drop....Piers Morgan XD
 
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I get bored of seeing you so I shoot myself
I drop 2 bottles of mountain dew (it's so awesome it has to be plural!)
 
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