The Suicide Game!

[xxllo2]

I shoot some hoops with the basket ball, and I get attacked by a rabid goldfish.

I dropped a feather.

 

[SM750]

I find and pick up the feather, I put it in my pocket and get carried away by an angry mutated vulture.

I drop an Ink Pen.

 

[Azerake]

The ink pen has poision in it, and the ink goes in my mouth, so I die.

Drops Bill Clinton.

 

[Indie]

Bill summons hil and she eats me for voting obama.

I drop a democratic voting booth

 

[ToadDude]

I get stuck inside and eventually suffocate.

I drop Bill Cosby. (A-POKéMON!)

 

[xxllo2]

Bill cosby uses uproar, causing my ears to bleed. I bleed to death.

I drop Magikarp.

 

[SM750]

I walk by the magikarp to find it's a level 100, and hacked, magikarp uses Hyper Beam, I die.

I drop a Box of Pizza.

 

[AropetalShaymin]

The pizza has jalapeno peppers on it, I eat it, & die of spicyness D:
*drops a pillow*

 

[Azerake]

The pillow has stinky cheese in it, so I die.

I drop a Voodoo Doll called George

 

[Rolly]

Poke the Voodo doll with a stick and a angry man named George come's and beat me too death because of the pain I caused him.

I drop Kenny (South Park)

 

[Doubled]

I run trying to save him, but he gets killed. I then yell "Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You Bastard!" until I can't breathe, causing me to die.

I drop Pandora's box.

 

[Indie]

I open it, only to be ravaged to death by a demon.

I drop shoggoth

 

[jutm]

I dont know wat it is and blow up my brain tryin 2 figure out wat it was

I drop a brain cell

 

[Azerake]

The brain cell explodes in front of me and I die.

I drop a baby.

 

[Doubled]

I run to try to save the baby, but then a car runs over me. Luckily my belly is still intact to save the baby :3

I drop a WTF face 0_0

 

[Rolly]

I WTF to death...

I drop a Cellphone with an annoying ringtone

 

[Freta]

Upon hearing it I will myself to die.

I drop the letter Q

 

[Blazi]

Sesame street singing drives me insane I i kill myself.
I drop my Team Rocket issue pokegear.

 

[Luckii]

I switch it on, but the Rocket theme music is so loud that it launches me into a mincer.

I drop a HSOWA DVD.

 

[Doubled]

It cuts through my body like butter.

I drop every discovery channel cast member.

 

[Winter]

They bore me to death with their discussion on the theory of relativity.

I drop Princess Peach.

 

[Rolly]

In one of my countless attemps of saving her, I die being stomped flat by Bowser.
I drop NY city

 

[The Emperor]

I run recklessly through a fire...?
I drop the founding fathers.

 

[Doubled]

Abraham Lincoln kills me with his early American kung-fu style.

"Four score an seven years agoooooowaaaa!!!!"

I drop Buster (Mythbuster ref)

 

[Winter]

While walking past a tall building, Buster flattens me in the myth Jamie and Adam are testing, "Could you die if someone fell on you 10 stories up". Yes.

I drop a mexican jumping bean. =)

 

[takadoxataur]

I eat the mexican jumping bean, but as it turns out, I am deathly allergic, my airways are blocked and I suffocate

I drop A crayon

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Swollows Crayon and dies from Crayon poisoning
Drops Smoke Alarm

 

[Winter]

Smoke alarm turns on and in thinking there is a fire, I freak out and run into the screen glass door.

I drop Mr.Potato head.

 

[Louie Forest]

I hate Toy Story so much, I get really angry and explode!

I drop the Annoying Orange!

 

[Luckii]

I kill it. I go to fruit prison, get squashed into a pineapple-sized cell, and die of an untreated broken neck.

I drop BOMBZ! (Youtube referance)

 

[Korora]

Ahh! Bomb-ombs! *Dies because I ate one*

I throw a sandwich.

 

[Luckii]

I eat it. Then get hit by a bus.

I drop The Laws of Thermodynamics.

 

[Korora]

I read it. Then an assassin sneaks up behind me and murders me.

I throw Roxas's Keyblade.

 

[Luckii]

(It's not "I throw", it's "I drop"! Just saying!)

I open a door with it. Unfortunatly, it was a door leading to an erupting volcano. I die a slow, painful, lava-based death.

I drop a Lego house.

 

[Korora]

I go to my cousin's to give it to him. But I am eventually stampeded by the needy.

I drop Justin Beiber.

 

[Kerauno]

I die from his horrid singing.

I drop a Shiny Eevee.

 

[tyranitarrific]

Distracted by the silver shiny-ness, I wander towards it, at which point I am bitten to death by it.

I drop the Compleat Necronomicon for Foolysh Mortals.

 

[Korora]

I stand there confused, until someone pushed me on the rails and I got electrocuted by the 300 volts in it.
My remains are scraped off by the subway train.

I drop a Groudon (Heaviest Pokemon so far)

(By the way Kerauno, in DPPt, you can chain for a shiny using PokeRadar.)

 

[Kerauno]

(I needed to know about that Eevee... Seriously, thanks.)

I think this is obvious. Groudon falls on the Everglades, causing hundreds of alligators to go spewing in all directions. One lands in my backyard, and finds one of my missing arrows. T./he gator eats the arrow, chokes. and dies. Thus it decays, and animals feed off of its dead carcass. A snake wanders into my room, bites me, and I die of snake poisoning. Aren't I creative?

I drop one of my arrows.

 

[Brendan Savem]

The arrow lands on the snake's head, thus killing it before it bites Kerauno. Since he was supposed to die by the snake biting him, and yet it never happened, it creates an irreplaceable time paradox that crumples the fabric of the universe and causes it to implode on itself. And that my friends is the best suicide: one you're not even involved in

I drop the golden axe