The Ultimate Showdown: Pirates Vs. Ninjas

[Teapot]

 

[Rex]

Even Final Fantasy has Pirates

 

[Midnight Shadows]

Pirate :3

EDIT: Also...I want her outfit..

 

[NonAnalogue]

Even Final Fantasy has Pirates

Yeah, but they had ninjas first:

(Also clerics, but that's neither here nor there.)

 

[Doctor Oak]

 

[Blisk]

 

[NonAnalogue]

Damn, Doc, how many Jack Sparrow pictures do you have?

 

[Doctor Oak]

More than you could possibly ever imagine.

 

[naanny]

Pirates don't know how to temporarily paralyze you with a single finger jab in the right spot.

 

[Doctor Oak]

Pirates don't know how to temporarily paralyze you with a single finger jab in the right spot.

That's because they don't need to. They just kill you and take all your stuff.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Can a pirate answer all these questions?

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

I see Alex shares my love for Captain Jack Sparrow. :3

 

[Teapot]

COME ON PIRATES, WE NEED MOAR VOTES.

 

[jertyuiop]

I like Link and in Phantom Hourglass, Link was a pirate.

Also, pirates have a FAMOUS song; argh, argh, argh, argh, a pirates life for me!

Do ninja's have a song as famous as that? NO!

 

[Nim]

Ninjas FTW!!!!!!!!

 

[KoL]

Link may have been a pirate, but Mega Man was a ninja:

Mega Man X, the futuristic robot ninja.

 

[Doctor Oak]

But Captain Jack Sparrow was a Pirate.

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

But Captain Jack Sparrow was a Pirate.

Truly, the best pirate of them all.

 

[Blisk]

Do pirates have shuriken?

or kunai?

 

[Doctor Oak]

They have guns and swords. Which are way better.

 

[Bloodless]

And now, I present you with this:
http://cookiemagik.deviantart.com/art/Ninja-vs-Pirate-109139210

 

[Blisk]

Ninjas have swords. And grappling hooks.

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

Pirates: We're on a boat, bitch.

 

[Linkachu]

And now, I present you with this:
http://cookiemagik.deviantart.com/art/Ninja-vs-Pirate-109139210

Epic. Just epic. XD

Also, pirate captains have nice hats ^_^

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I still say the Jedi win this war, but...

after seeing these I have to ask: Do pirates have maids? I don't think so!

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

That's what wenches are for.

Plus, Jack has a jar of dirt.

 

[Rex]

Undead pirate! Top that!

 

[Blisk]

Undead pirate! Top that!

Undead Ninja.

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

Oh yeah? Well...

Undead Jack Sparrow! So there!

 

[Pheonix]

This pirate wins over all the others. Kudos to those that recognize her for what she is. >:3

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

DUPREE.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[Bloodless]

That's right, ninja pirates. Be fearful.

 

[KoL]

Ninja Kirby too.

 

[Rex]

Pokemon Pirate!

Pirate Lords!

 

[KoL]

Moar robot ninja win.

 

[Rex]

He doesn't have wenches.
Agreeing with KoL that robot ninjas are win.

He's a children's cartoon character! Why would he be given Wenches?

Finally, a real Pirate, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach.

Also, Modern Pirates are still feared and hated, Modern Ninjas are hobbyists.

 

[jertyuiop]

If you ask someone to name a famous pirate, they could. If you asked someone to name a famous ninja however...

 

[Toru]

Since when did Pirates play basketball?

 

[Linkachu]

 

[Bloodless]

More of CookiemagicK's ninja sprites

http://cookiemagik.deviantart.com/art/Ultimate-combo-115713383
http://cookiemagik.deviantart.com/art/Ninja-glomp-108287786
http://cookiemagik.deviantart.com/art/ninja-wall-jump-94198570
http://cookiemagik.deviantart.com/art/Silent-ninja-run-of-awesomness-93893938