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I hate.. uh.. gates? Yeah, gates! I hate gates because it rhymes! I think I have an obsession with bad rhymes.. BEES SNEEZE CHEESE!
I don’t understand why people say being a kid is the best part of your life. No it’s not. You get yelled at for just blinking incorrectly.
Ah yes, the best thing. Just trying to do restroom, until the tissue box literally (I’m not overreacting) flew off the back of the toilet!
I’m bored.. time to post the BFA character sheets!
Someone, quick, name something around you!
“I like.. apples!” “Me too, let’s name our team Apple!” “Never mind, I hate apples.” “Our team name should be Orange, just to spite Cup!”
Materwellon.
Water. Daughter. Moder..n? Does that count as a rhyme? Yeah, it counts. If not.. up the shut with you.
Haha! Five day weekend!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w_fCUlwiOU4 I did the CCC 2.
“Ugh, another challenge, another back pain.” “Do objects even have spines?” “Do not put that image in my head!”
I want school to end so I can go home and play Pokémon. Time to change all the clocks!
I just saw something that says gays now dress like the cast of Jurassic Park (1993) and- well it’s not wrong!
Wait, if Pokémon Legends comes out tomorrow.. how are people already playing it weeks in advance? Because I’ve seen a few streams of that.
Okay, that didn’t go well. I got detention for that.
For economics we have to make a Google slide about us. And I mean she already hates me for being gay so what other pride flags do I add?!
Schools always say stuff like “clean up after yourself, it’s not the janitors job to clean up after you!” but the janitor gets paid hourly!
I’m already failing my economics class. You may be asking why. If not, shush it! Well, that’s simple! She hates people who aren’t “normal”.
So the school can’t change my fourth hour, so they just removed it. I now have like two hours of nothing to do.
That moment when you notice you’ve filled up almost a whole notebook with Fear Destroyers worker ideas. Like for real maybe I should stop.
Schools don’t know how to schedule classes. Why do I have computer programing four when I’ve never even done the first three?!
https://clutchpoints.com/pokemon-legends-arceus-leaks-hisui-dex-new-forms-evolutions/amp/ Please say this isn’t real. Please.
Hey everyone! Welcome to Fear Destroyer! Episode one! Do you have a sleep paralysis demon watching you? BAP! Put some googly eyes on them!
I regret allowing people to infinitely vote for CCC. Normally I get like sixteen votes… we already have six-hundred and twenty-three..
We’re supposed to be doing a final exam in civics, but we have a sub who is putting on a movie. Guess we’ll fail.
I had a dream last night where someone asked if I was the wedding planner for McDonalds? WHAT WHY YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED THERE?! LOW COST?!
Fuck final exams. Zero out of ten, wouldn’t do again.
Remember everyone, your porcelain children still need to eat candles. Into their hearts. Burning hearts of my porcelain children. Great.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0EspXcPK8 Hooray, I made an object show. How long until it’s cancelled?
Nothing rhymes with president.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ5jTD0WbCY I made an intro for my show… I don’t have voice actors-
(1/2) Okay I really want to do an object camp, so, uh.. join Camp Of Crazy Objects! It will have fun challenges, and intense eliminations!
Pikachu and Pikipek fusion. Would it be called Pik-achu, or Pik-ipek?
When you hide under your bed because your family was being huge jerks but then your dad comes home so you better get out ASAP
or else!
No context, Lemon or Lemon Jr.?
Porcelain human.
“Heh, I always like deep-fried donuts.” “Gelatin! That’s very insensitive of you!” “..Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy.”
So one of my friends called me a “gay man with object show”… WHEEZE-
I don’t think I have enough status messages. I should have at least fifty pages of them. -
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