"He left to get a litter box, and h left his snake out. I got in the fridge and threw stuff out of it, then went to the bedroom to take a nap. The snake curled around me and threatened to eat me or suffocate me, so I slipped out of his grip, ran to the living room, climbed a bookshelf, and jumped onto a ceiling fan. The snake got back in his cage before the human got back. When he got back, he dropped the litter box, and turned the ceiling fan off. I fell off, then ran outside and hid in a bush. Then, I went to the back of the house, picked the lock on the back door, went in, knocked over a trash can, then squirted some ketchup on my paw and wrote on the trash can to never leave me alone with that snake again. I then went to lay in a patch of sunshine. Then, he got his snake, threw it on me, and drove off somewhere. I scratched the snake's side, then ran out the back door, slamming it shut and locking it. Then, I scratched up all the windows I could outside, and knocked over trash cans in the middle of the road. Then, he came back and called animal control, so I ran back here. Absolutely no clue why the heck he threw the snake on me." Violet said, staring outside.