Crush a wish!

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but now you only knw of free time, this enables you from going to school, this makes you dumb, and then to end this spiral of free time you jump of a cliff.

I wish my mother (or my stephdad) werent so greedy

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but they end up giving everything you own to charity. This includes your house. You die of starvation and hypothermia.

I wish that I could train the best Fishing Tournament team in 13 days.

 

[Metagross Rocks22]

Granted,But They Sleep In And Miss The Tourney

I Wish I Could Hover

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but it's only for half a second at a time, so people think you're just jumping.

I wish I had a box of chocolates.

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but they were actually secret weapons made by the goverment, they have little bombs inside of them that explode when bitten on.

I wish I had another plate of Macaroni.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but it's a plate of 3-year old forgotten macaroni from the back of the fridge.

I wish for a Humvee.

 

[Secad MS]

Oh, my, it's been a while since I've posted here.

Granted, but Fi sets it on fire while you're driving it.

I wish that nothing dramatic happens during my Ecology final this week.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but it's so boring, you fall asleep and fail.

I wish for a hot dog with BBQ.

 

[naanny]

Granted, but a BBQ grill falls onyour hot dog, rendering it inedible.

I wish Alex would delete the ??? emoticon.

 

[KoL]

Granted, but now ;D gets spammed to hell even more to make up for it, although my banhammer epically pwns all evil-doers anyway .

I wish I had a military tank to run over people's cars with.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but it gets ran over by an even bigger tank.

I wish I could eat anything and enjoy it all!

 

[Blisk]

Granted, you blow up because of all of the food.

I wish that pie was not fattening.

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but now you only eat low-calorie food, so you die of extreme hunger.

I wish it was two weeks later.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but your break sucks.

I wish all my Christmas presents will be awesome!

 

[Metagross Rocks22]

Granted,But Your Parents Donate Them

I Wish ????

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but because your head so so full of questions, your head blows up and it destroys the world as we know it.

I wish diet soda tasted like regular soda. (ie diet dew is disgusting but not reg)

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, in a horrific Grain-Hopper "mishap" that is soon to come, you lose your tounge, unable to taste anything. How soon you ask? Why about...NOW. *Shoves Blisk into Hopper*

I wish... that in my School photo I didn't blink. (I look like a dork )

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but because you tied so hard not to blink, you can't blink ever again and your eyes dry out. You are now blind...

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, *Insert Solution Here*

I wish Blisk rememberd to wish!

 

[Blisk]

Granted:

I wish that people will read and comment on my poetry.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, take a look

I wish for some pie.

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but I ate it.

I wish I had a better grade on my presentation

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, you get one mark above it. (Example- You got a C and it becomes a C+.)

I wish that my GPX+ eggs would hatch. (Most of my eggs hatched in two days, but these ones have taken 4 days and not yet hatched!)

 

[Rozi]

Granted? But you lose your account to GPX+. Boo hoo.

I wish I had some pie. (an easy wish to crush? )

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but the wish was interpreted wrong and you got a cow pie.

I wish that I owned Team Rocket.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

You do, until Ash & friends beat the crud out of the Sentry, put mind controlling helmets on everyone, and they destroy you.

I wish Pokemon was real, and I could shape shift.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, you shape shift into a Octillirage, crush everyone's neck, then get tookend down by SWAT.

I wish I could own

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

You do, until he sticks on you and mind controls you.

I wish that my wish wasn't crushed.

Wish.

EDIT: I also wish my post count was at 1,000,000.

 

[Rozi]

You know, most people make only one wish. So I shall crusheth your second wish. *ahem* Granted, but you lose your password and a random hobo guesses it correctly, now the new owner of Mega Epic Warrior.

I wish people made better, more detailed wishes.

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but they are so complicated everyone's head explodes!

I wish that I had a rocket propelled Nintendo Entertainment System on wheels that went the speed of light and got to 60 mph in .00001 second.

(Detailed enough Fallen Angel?)

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but the instant you activate it, it crashes into a wall and explodes.

I wish for infinite pie.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

Granted: But it is your least favorite type.

I wish I knew how to roleplay here... I don't. :'( I don't understand it!

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but you get banned before you get the chance to roleplay.

I wish I had a nonpoisonous cookie.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but it gets eaten by the cookie monster.

I wish to be totally insane.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

Granted, but you get so insane, that you kill everyone, then yourself.

I wish I wasn't addicted to this...

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but you become addicted to the other games instead.

I wish sanity didn't exist.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

Granted, but you are the only one still sane, and the people rebel against you, an kill you.

I wish that Google made a better browser than Chrome. (I'm using Chrome right now.)

 

[Bloodless]

(Too bad I'm not sane to begin with. )

Granted, but it is so good, you aren't considered worthy enough to use it.

I wish the planet was invaded by aliens.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

(Too bad I'm not sane to begin with. )

Granted, but it is so good, you aren't considered [glow=red,2,300]worthy[/glow] enough to use it.

I wish the planet was invaded by aliens.

Granted, but they come in peace.

What do you mean I'm not worthy enough?!
I wish the DSi could support YouTube.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the DSi doesn't support internet so there is no getting to Youtube

I wish December would stop going by so fast.