Crush a wish!

[Rozi]

I wish that I had a rocket propelled Nintendo Entertainment System on wheels that went the speed of light and got to 60 mph in .00001 second.

(Detailed enough Fallen Angel?)

Yesh it be detailed enough :3 And call meh Angel ">.>

Granted, but once it passes, the next couple years go by faster and you age at 72.8 times the normal rate of a human (if that's what you even are).

I wish I had a sea cucumber (they're so squishy...)

 

[zingy180]

granted but it is all dried up and gross

I wish I can have souls for lunch today (I hear they're quite tasty)

 

[Rozi]

granted but it is all dried up and gross

Sea cucumbers are actual living animals! D:<

Granted, but in order to ingest souls, you are no longer "alive".

I wish I had a unicorn o.O

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but it doesn't like you and stomps you to death :c

I wish I had a penny.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, it eats you in the middle of the night. =()

I wish that my Christmas Tree didn't fall over. (I was putting the LAST ornimant thingie on and the whole tree fell over!)

 

[Rozi]

Granted, but somebody steals it in the middle of the night. No more Christmas tree to fall over

I wish for world chaos. ^_^

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, us Canadians stop it. (Go Canada!)

I wish for a pet Hobo.

 

[naanny]

Granted, but you inspire him to get a job. In the future, he becomes President.

I wish for hot chocolate that wasn't scalding.

 

[Rozi]

Granted, it's icy cold.

I wish I could open my Christmas presents :'(

 

[Jenova]

Granted, but you get in trouble for opening them.

I wish I could poke something harmless.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

Granted, but it gets mad mad and is no longer harmless.

I wish I could have better luck and direct my bad luck to my least favorite person...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but as your luck would have it, your least favorite person dies in a car accident due to their bad luck. The car crashed in your living room.

I wish the people at work would have let me have Dippin Dots

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

Eh, it's my parents' home. I really don't give a crap.

Granted, but your monkeys take them all. (I read your posts, ok?)

I wish that the Realm was back. No offence, but it was fun to look in there when I was bored to death.

 

[Blisk]

Granted but the whole board moves to the Realm and you are left on this end and you can't post in the Realm. Thus you're basically banned in a way.

I wish that breeding wasn't as boring.

 

[SoIHerdYaLiekAnime]

(I enjoyed looking into the realm too. )

Granted, it's deadly.

I wish my cold would go away.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

Granted. You now have H1N1. :

I wish that People under 50 posts could have their own pictures as their avatar.

 

[Blisk]

I was referring to Pokemon breeding.......... like for natures.

Granted but then they make rules on what avatars can be for people under 50 post.

I wish people would read my wishes thoroughly.

 

[THE MASTER IS BACK!]

Granted. Nothing to crush there.

I wish I was a Pokemon. A Riolu or Eevee to be exact.

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but then you get kidnaped by those evil people in Chadwycks story and they do all kinds of evil experiments on you. (( I am pretty sure it was Chadwycks story ))

I wish for a pineapple? ???

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, I shove it up your ass.

I wish for a new pair of gloves

 

[Rozi]

Granted. They're those fancy kinds that I end up deciding to slap you with ^_^

I wish I had more time to rehearse for the play tonight :l

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but you have so much time, you miss the play.

I wish I had a Wacom Bamboo Tablet.

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but minutes after having it you spill orange juice on it and it shorts out.

I wish everything in the world was orange.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, as a result you are given the nickname Orange-boy (props if you get the refrence). The nickname makes you crazy until you start shouting "I'm not Orange!" despite the fact that the whole world is.

I wish for pizza

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but the sauce is really your blood, and the peperoni is your toes.

I wish I was Ven from Kingdom Hearts BBS...

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you get frozen by Xehanort

I wish I was good at chess

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but you get challenged to a poker game and the stake is your life! You lose because you are good at chess but you fail at poker.

I wish that I did well on all of my finals this week.

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but you still failed the rest of the class.

I wish Pokemon Soul Silver came out tomorrow.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but you never get it as it is sold out within 1/2 second.

I wish Christmas Break lasted all December.

 

[ToadDude]

Uhhhh... It does last all December... Ummmmmm.... At the cost of your soul, it will last for 1 extra Nano-second....

I wish for some PIE!!! Nom nom nom....

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but it's the mathematical one!

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it chews up everything and marks its territory all over your bed.

I wish the damn blizzard would have waited until tomorrow instead of ruining all my plans today >

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but it ruins all your prans for the rest of the month instead.

I wish I could watch Avatar again.

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but you get arrested for sneaking into a theater.

I wish my pizza delivery guy delivered my pizza late so that I could eat dinner for free, but it was still warm.

 

[Blisk]

Granted, but they stopped doing the free pizza if late thing years ago. You have to eat a full price pizza. (Plus it was so late, it was cold)

I wish that people will view my art thread and give me good comments.

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but the internet traffic becomes so heavy that it takes three hours to load the page.

I wish there were mountains where I lived so I could ski.

 

[Rozi]

Granted, but you decide to go skiing without any equipment or training so you roll down said mountain, crash into a boulder, and snap your legs off.

I wish I had a better guitar. (The damn thing won't tune right >.

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but you are seen walking home with it and get mugged when a gang sees the price tag on the guitar.

I wish we could have winter without the icy roads and shovelling the driveway.

 

[Hunting Rifle]

Granted, it now hails pieces of Nevermeltice.

I wish I had a classical English longsword.

 

[Bloodless]

Granted, but you are transported back into classical England and are decapitated by a Saxon.

I wish I had a katar.