Crush a wish!

[WildLavender]

Granted, but now you're addicted to Unlucky Star!

Wish I know what a lampost is.

Granted, but then one falls on you.
I also wish I was like the Na'vi in Avatar. They were epic. Awesome wish.

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but instead of blue you're pink.

Wish I had a billion dollars.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you suffocate under it all.
I wish Admins and Mods would play the playground games too!

 

[Rolly]

Granted, but everybody else stops play them

I wish for an orange juicebox

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but I wish your orange juicebox to disappear.

 

[WildLavender]

Granted, but I wish your orange juicebox to disappear.

Granted, but then there is a ninja-poof and it re-appears.
I wish I had a better, less crappy computer.

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but it breaks and you have to use your worst, more crappy computer.

Wish my computer was fast enough to run MMORPGs.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but Adventure Quest is so boring you die.

I wish my sister would stop chewing her apple so loudly!

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but she chews a pear loudly
I wish my mom would stop checking up on me just because she's lonely

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but now your father will be checking up on you just because he's lonely.

Wish my nintendo ds wasn't broken.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but your nintendo wii is broken
I wish playing Pokemon Ranger 3 wasn't such a chore

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but now everything else is a chore.

I wish I had three wishes.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but two of them were wasted by you accedently blurting out the words "I wish" without thinking and the third is going to be crushed anyway!
I wish Stellar would stop being mean to me.

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but now Sem is going to be mean to you!

I wish more people make wishs!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but since I have no idea what a 'wishs' is, I kill you with an umbrella.

I wish my sister would stop annoying me...

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but now a stranger starts annoying you.

Wish people stoped talking about my grammar only because of minor errors.

 

[WildLavender]

Granted, but now a stranger starts annoying you.

Wish people stoped talking about my grammar only because of minor errors.

Granted, but then they start bugging your about everything else.
I wish I had a Mew on my Pokemon: HeartGold Version.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but in the middle of a battle it uses metronome and it turns out to be splash allowing the strong opponent to k.o it.
I wish I could complete PBR

 

[Luckii]

Granted, nobody told you that the ending is crap.

I wish for chocolate coins! ;D

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but they are melted!
I wish I knew what ~ meant

 

[WildLavender]

Granted but they are melted!
I wish I knew what ~ meant

You find out, but then you get hit by a double decker bus.
I wish I could multi-task like a pro.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but you start to have weird dreams.

I wish my nose wouldn't run every time I eat something spicy.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you pass out when you eat sweets.
I wish I could be bothered to read the rest of my "Holes" book.

 

[Korora]

Granted, but while reading it; Annabeth Chase dressed up as Haruhi Suzumiya kidnaps you and forces you to play an eroge.
(I know that was odd.)

I wish I wasn't addicted to cheese!



Note: *eroge=Japanese for Erotic game; if you didn't know. (And erotic is close to dirty or perverted.)

 

[Rolly]

Granted, but you get addicted to buses instead.

I wish i had a wish

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but it gets crushed
I wish my laptop was fixed

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but now you're homeless! (I am so evil)

I wish for a cookie

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but it doesn't have choc chips!
I wish someone would reply to the pokemon personality game!

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but thay all say you're magicarp!

I wish for a hug

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but I squeeze too hard so you die! MUHAHA!
I wish I wasn't bored!

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but you now have to defuse a nuke!

I wish for a wish

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but I kill you for making stupid wishs
I wish someone would click this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gLGjPFkRA

 

[WildLavender]

Granted but I kill you for making stupid wishs
I wish someone would click this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gLGjPFkRA

Granted, but the link is broken.
I wish for a Deoxys in my Pokemon: HeartGold Version.

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but you get it by cheats.

I wish to know what to wish.

 

[Anonymous]

Grants but you forget.
Wishes for a Pokegear.

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but it's already too old and it breaks.

I wish a C-Gear, which is a lot new.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for an afro.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but mice use it as their home.

I wish my sister would stop chewing s loud....

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but half an hour later she starts again and you shoot her and get sent to prison for five billion years!
I wish I could stop singing "Mr Brightside"

 

[Rolly]

Granted but you start singing CaramelDansen instead >

I wish I had a shiny, non-alchoholic Snorlax.