Crush a wish!

[Anonymous]

Granted, but it finds some vodokla and it's all down hill from there...

I wish for Zoura to stop getting hurt in hurt and heal >

 

[Rolly]

Granted, but never! Zorua is evil and must die.

I wish for a wishbone

 

[Anonymous]

...I am so pissed at you, that I won't even grant your wish! >

I wish that all zoura haters will forever fail at pokemon!

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, and I won't crush that wish! Zorua is cooler than Lucario!

Wish more someone disagrees with me (because this wish will be crushed and then someone WILL agree with me).

 

[WildLavender]

Granted, and I won't crush that wish! Zorua is cooler than Lucario!

Wish more someone disagrees with me (because this wish will be crushed and then someone WILL agree with me).

Granted, but then a paradox occurs.
I wish I could go to a professional to get my hair highlighted properly.

 

[BuizyBen]

Granted, but they shave your hair off!! ;D

i wish i was a bird

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you get shot
I wish I wasn't now BEYOND addicted to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gLGjPFkRA

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but.....I got nothing.

I wish for over 9000 more wishes

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but you must do all of them inside a active volcano.

I wish I had god's power.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you accedently push the "destroy the universe" button!

I wish I wasn't out of Dr. Pepper!

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but I already destroyed the universe anyway, so whatever so your wish gets crushed, along with everything else. ;D

Wish I was immortal.

 

[Rolly]

Granted. (simple as that) But you get tired of life and tries to commit suicide, but with no success.

I wish I had a green polo-sweater

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but a street dog ripped it entirely, now you can't even see it was a sweater.

Wish that I had something to do. So bored.

 

[WildLavender]

Granted, but a street dog ripped it entirely, now you can't even see it was a sweater.

Wish that I had something to do. So bored.

Granted, but its Russian Roulette...that is not going to end well...
I wish it wasn't so freaking cold in my house. It's like the antarctic invaded my home!

 

[Rolly]

Granted but instead, your house gets extremly (warm, no!) full of cookies.

I Wish the swedish winters would be less cold.

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but its Russian Roulette...that is not going to end well...

Woooray ! I lost all my money ! It doesn't matter cause I like Russian Roulette ;D.

Granted, but now the Swedish winters are as hot as hell. When summer comes you will melt.

Wish I get back all money I lost in Russian Roulette so that I can play again :3 (yeah, I'm a gambler).

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you play Russian Roulette again and lose all the money!

I wish for some celery.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but it gets mutated and turns into... Superkungfuhypermegacelerystickythingy!!!
I wish for sanity!

 

[WildLavender]

Granted but it gets mutated and turns into... Superkungfuhypermegacelerystickythingy!!!
I wish for sanity!

Granted, but then you happen to lose it on a bus.
I wish people would start helping me level up the little guys in my signature.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but I only leveled up the first one~
I wish my action replay worked~!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it broke your DS.

I wish Nosepasses would stop licking frogs.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but they lick ALL your expensive ice cream
I wish I could draw Gengars!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted. but the Gengars come alive and eat you.

I wish for a better ringtone on my mobile.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but it's this!
I wish I had a muchlax called Darth

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but he will always be only hal of the man Dart Vader was. And, like Darth Vader, he dies in the end.

I wish I knew what happened to the Vader half.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you get eaten by raichuz!
I wish I would stop getting mixed up with games on the playground!

 

[snetonobre]

Granted, but y' gonna mess up everything that happens in real life.

I wish that I could travel in time.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you travel to the time when you die!
I wish people would stop listening to old songs!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but they listen to REALLY old songs!

I wish my eggs on GPXPlus would hatch already!

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but they hatch into missingnos
I wish I was a rockstar

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you get raped by fangirls.

I wish my sister would stop singing.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted, but you get raped by fangirls.

I wish my sister would stop singing.

I already do....
Granted but your Mom starts singing
I wish my mouse would work!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but it breaks again!

I wish Victini's were not legendary.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but Doredias are ledgendary
I wish people weren't so mean to me!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you start being mean to everyone else!

I wish I could stop listening to Olly Murs.

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you start listening to BEP! Like me~
I wish I could get more requests! Use empathy man! I'm sat on my butt all friggin day!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you get so many, that you die of doodleicus!

I wish I wouldn't spend all friggin day on Pokecharms! (Even though this is the best website on the internet.)

 

[DJ Luke]

Granted but you are offline for so long that your account expires
I wish I was better at drawing~!

 

[Rolly]

Granted, but you lose all your imagination.

I wish I was super smart.

 

[WildLavender]

Granted, but you lose all your imagination.

I wish I was super smart.

Granted, but then you end up alone because everyone thinks you're a complete smart-ass.

I wish the little critters in my signature would grow up.