Crush a wish!

[Stark]

Granted, but you couldn't hold a pencil anyway.

I wish people couldn't go blind.

 

[iceradaph32]

granted but they will become mute

I wish I was good in sports

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but you start being a show-off and nobody likes you :'(

I wish I could pass Math class.

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but you fail all of your other classes

I wish I could be more social

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but you become so popular that everything you say screws you.

I wish I could make REAL video games.

AL

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but they stink

I wish my brother was never born

 

[KoL]

Granted, but going by the way brothers work, he's probably wished the same.

I wish I could do the Falcon Punch.

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but you accidentally kill your best friend.

I wish I had a Mew on my pearl

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but it's so glitched that it messes up your game

I wish I could speak japanese

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you accidentaly insult people instead of complimenting them, and get slapped.

I wish there was a virtual reality game like "The World" from dot Hack.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you go into a Coma like in dot Hack.


I wish I had 5 dollars. (very simple wish indeed, want to see what I get for it. =3 )

 

[Stark]

Granted, but all shops closed so you couldn't use it.

I wish I had a fountain pen that didn't leak in my pocket.

 

[diamondphantom]

granted, but the ink is dried so it won't write

I wish my friend wasn't moving to Saint Louis

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Granted, but your friend moves to LA.

I wish I had Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you're a Mudkip....no one leiks Mudkipz.

I wish I had an Omnitrix. (The watch from Ben 10)

 

[Aero]

Granted, but you die protecting it from Vilgax

I wish I had the iron man suit (from the new movie)

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but your repulser blast gets sent back at you by a villain who can reflect it and it overheats your system.


I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. (Sorry, I had to. XD )

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you get eaten by rabid fangirls.

I wish Garfield was real.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but he's still not funny.

I wish there were no such things as ticks or mosquitos.

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but you get attacked by vampires.

I wish um...I had Ho-Oh for Colloseum!

 

[Aero]

granted,but its severe awesomeness overloads your brain and you die

i wish i could beat the elite four in diamond

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but then your game crashes

I wish I knew how to sew. (To patch up my overly loved stuffed turtle)

 

[Chibi]

Granted but yout turtle is burned.

I wish I had a Linkachu plushie.

 

[Jeydis]

Granted but then the Bruce Lee trained super sayen mites pour out of the seams and kick your butt, then use your skin to take over the world as the new world conquering tyrrant.

EDIT: I forgot to wish !

I wish I could just have perfect teeth for the rest of my life.

 

[Stark]

Granted, but your mouth falls off anyway. ()

I wish I had no homework.

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but then your grades drop and you end up failing.

I wish I had hair that didn't 'frizz' when it gets warm

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but then scientist from the lotion-maker-company (can't remember) take all your hair for research.

I wish I could get all the Pokemon without ruining my game.

AL

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but then you can't turn the game off.

I wish for three more wishes. ( Hey..someone had to do it. )

 

[Stark]

Granted, but someone stole them

I wish fish could fly and birds could swim.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you get hit with fish poop from the sky.

I wish I could use the Rasengan.

 

[Aero]

granted but sasuke owns you with dark chidori because you just learned it

i wish for something to do other than play this game

 

[Vol]

Granted, but the only thing you can do otherwise is watch old people play shuffle board, and you come back here anyway.

I wish this wish won't be granted. (Good Luck with that one! )

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Then its not granted, but then you become like The Joker (from Batman)

I wish I had a tail and the power to fly.

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Granted but you get mistaken for a UFO and get shot down and taken to Area 51.


I wish I had a Wii and Smash Brothers Brawl

 

[Plapti]

Granted, but the game keeps glitching out on you and your Wii broke after you playing Brawl a couple of times.

I wish that Alex would hurry up with the TC Update.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then he screws it up so every card says something perverted on it.

I wish I was I had telekinesis. (I can see so many ways for this one to get crushed!)

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but then you lift something heavy above your head and it falls(OUCH!)

I wish I was half wolf

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then your wolf side would take over, and you would terrorize a town, and would then be shot down.

I wish I had a wish that could not be crushed.

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but it gets shattered instead

I wish I knew how to sail a boat

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted, but you crash into a rock and sink like the titanic.

I wish I could slam dunk in basketball