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Crush a wish!

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Granted, but you only do it once, for the other team.

I wish that I could walk through walls. (This better be a good one.)
 
Granted, but you get overrun by millions of fans and you end up getting smothered by paper and pens. Good Job.

I wish for all the pie in the world
 
*this game is so addicting*
Granted but you eat so much pie you throw up and never want to see pie again

*Oh here's a good one*
I wish i was Jackie Chan's son
 
Granted, but when you eat steak for the first time, you end up getting choked and you soon find out that the main threat about that is not the steak...

I wish that I can breathe underwater.
 
Granted, but then youo get killed by Doc Oc.

I wish I could turn into a dragon, like Jake Long from American Dragon. (stupid, I know, but it's cool.)
 
Granted, you WERE a supermodel, but now you spend your days on the couch eating ice cream and watching soap operas.
 
Granted, but then you get sunburn and you never want to see the beach again.

I wish people ACTUALLY make sure they post a wish. (Jeydis, and Vol)
 
(I can't help it if I'm rushed. >_>)

Granted, but it destroys you because it doesn't want you as it's master.

I wish I wish I was a fish!
 

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Granted, but you spend the rest of your life fleeing and hiding from the scientists who want you for your DNA

I wish I had a pet T-Rex
 

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I think he'd take off more than my hand :p

Granted, but you are despised for being a copy

I wish money grew on trees
 
Granted, but then the rest of your life sucks worse.



I wish people would stop using wishes that multiple people used already. >.
 
Granted, but then people can't think of their own ideas and this topic dies.

I wish I knew which came first, the chicken or the egg?
 

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Granted, but the human mind can't handle that knowledge, and you go insane.

I wish I had echolocation, like a bat
 
Granted, but then everyone in the world(including you) go colorblind.

I wish stride gum wasn't so ridiculously long lasting.
 
Granted, but all the colors that make the world a prettiful place slowly drain until everything is colorless.

I wish that I had a pet Trilobite.
 
Not granted, thats impossible ;D ( But if it was possible: Granted, but then pokecharms shut down so no one could see the post.)

I wish I was super fast.
 
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