Crush a wish!

[Vol]

Granted, but you only do it once, for the other team.

I wish that I could walk through walls. (This better be a good one.)

 

[King of Rhinos]

*checks gender*

Granted, but your clothes don't come with you

I wish that someone would post after me

 

[Vol]

Not Granted. Wait...

I wish that my asthma would stop.

 

[King of Rhinos]

it does, but then you get AIDS

I wish that I had a pony, but not just any pony, a pink pony with a bedazzled forehead

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but your pony runs away without a trace

I wish i was spiderman

 

[Vol]

Granted, but you get overrun by millions of fans and you end up getting smothered by paper and pens. Good Job.

I wish for all the pie in the world

 

[Wolfnoid]

*this game is so addicting*
Granted but you eat so much pie you throw up and never want to see pie again

*Oh here's a good one*
I wish i was Jackie Chan's son

 

[Vol]

Granted, but when you eat steak for the first time, you end up getting choked and you soon find out that the main threat about that is not the steak...

I wish that I can breathe underwater.

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but you cant return to the land

I wish I was lucario(I see this being hit so much)

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but then everywhere you'd look, you'd see colorful aura, making you blind.

I wish my favorite show was real.

AL

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but now your not real

i wish i could be spider-man/moonknight

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then youo get killed by Doc Oc.

I wish I could turn into a dragon, like Jake Long from American Dragon. (stupid, I know, but it's cool.)

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Granted, but then you can't change back into a human.

I wish I were a supermodel. (What a crush this will be)

 

[Vol]

Granted, you WERE a supermodel, but now you spend your days on the couch eating ice cream and watching soap operas.

 

[typhlosionlover10]

Not granted, because you DIDN"T MAKE A WISH!!!!

I wish I lived on a beach.

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but then you get sunburn and you never want to see the beach again.

I wish people ACTUALLY make sure they post a wish. (Jeydis, and Vol)

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but the wishes get stupider and stupider until the admins lock the topic.

I wish I had the Master Sword.

 

[Vol]

(I can't help it if I'm rushed. >_>)

Granted, but it destroys you because it doesn't want you as it's master.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

 

[Chibi]

Granted but a fisherman catches you and eats you.

I wish I was Mew. (I couldn't think of anything.)

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life fleeing and hiding from the scientists who want you for your DNA

I wish I had a pet T-Rex

 

[Wolfnoid]

Granted but he bites of your hand

I wish I was(hmm...)Mewtwo?

 

[Magpie]

I think he'd take off more than my hand

Granted, but you are despised for being a copy

I wish money grew on trees

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but the government takes it all for themselves to fund war.

I wish I was Master Hand.

AL

 

[Vol]

Granted, but you get enslaved by Tabuu.

I wish I was a Rubik's cube.

 

[Pheonix]

Granted, but you never get solved.

I wish Finals were over!

 

[Vol]

Granted, but you miss them, causing you to fail.

I wish my room was clean.

 

[1dah0]

Granted, but it will by pillaged by Vikings every Friday at midnight

I wish I had a viking hat

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but it's so heavy that it crushes and causes you to die.

I wish UPS wasn't so slow.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then you get hit by a UPS truck that's going fast.

I wish that high school didn't suck.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but then the rest of your life sucks worse.



I wish people would stop using wishes that multiple people used already. >.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but then people can't think of their own ideas and this topic dies.

I wish I knew which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but the human mind can't handle that knowledge, and you go insane.

I wish I had echolocation, like a bat

 

[Hoenn Master]

Granted, but then you'd have to give up your eyes.

I wish I was a person working at Nintendo America.

AL

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but then Nintendo America goes bankrupt.



I wish there weren't so many art thieves on the internet. >=(

 

[Squrtachu]

Granted, but then the thieves come to your house and rape your mother.



I wish i was purple ^_^

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but then everyone in the world(including you) go colorblind.

I wish stride gum wasn't so ridiculously long lasting.

 

[Squrtachu]

Granted, it isnt ^_^

I wish everyone in the world will never be colorblind ^_^

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but all the colors that make the world a prettiful place slowly drain until everything is colorless.

I wish that I had a pet Trilobite.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you neglect it and it runs away.


I wish Squrtachu would give less crappy wish grants. -_-

 

[Uki]

Not granted, thats impossible ;D ( But if it was possible: Granted, but then pokecharms shut down so no one could see the post.)

I wish I was super fast.