Crush a wish!

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you get an electronic device that functions like post-it notes making your stash useless.

I wish my left eye would stop hurting.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but now it starts fights at school.

I wish my mom would buy the food I like. :-\

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but your allergic to... whatever it is.

I wish I could get a voice acting job in either Pokemon or Naruto.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you have like half a line.

I wish that I didn't have so much homework.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you now have a load of school work...due in two minutes.

I wish I could sing.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you make dogs cry and class break

I wish I didn't have to research the penny for Chemistry.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, now you you have to reasearch about all the currency in the world.

I wish Hannah Montanna never exsisted.

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, instead someone with an even worse voice exist and everyone loves him/her twice as much.

I wish I could get this stupid gel out of my hair.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but now your bald.

I wish I could meet Beyonce.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but she gets hit by a bus and has to go to a hospital.

I wish that I didn't have to go to marching band practice...

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, now you actually go to a parade, not know what the hell to do....so you help me out with one of the balloons. (I'm a volunteer balloon handler for the Fiesta Bowl Parade here in AZ)

I wish nothing embarrassing will happen to me at the State Fair tomorrow.

 

[Midnight Shadows]

(XD you set yourself up)

Granted you throw up on your girlfriend from either bad food or a ride

I wish I could go to the State Fair

(because I live in AZ too )

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but there's a breakout of food poisoning, and you ate the potato salad...oh, you're in trouble now.

I wish my classmates were more attentive.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, now they outsmart you.

I wish I could go to the fair with my gf and Dani-(midnight)-chan. (She(Midnight) is a fellow Arizonan, and a friend)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but a runaway cotton candy trailer crushes you and you die.

I wish I could come up with some ideas for the new forum I'm administrating.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but they suck.

I wish I had a tail.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it has a mind of it's own and chokes you.

I wish I could get a scene from 'Dancing With the Stars' out of my head. It's Lance and Lacey's tango to Rihanna's 'Disturbia'. It was good, but I can't get 'Duh duh dee da duh duh a-duh-ah' out of my head.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but now you can't get a scene from "America's Got Talent" out of your head.. It's one of Nuttin' but Strings proformances.

I wish I could go to the AC/DC concert this December here in AZ.

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, but when you make it there the concert is over. I wish my mohawk was alot longer.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now you can't walk through a door without stopping to straighten out your mowhawk with a gelled comb bigger than you are

I wish I could make myself ask someone to the homecoming

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted but the only person you get up the courage to ask is the last person anyone will ask

I wish to be Psychic

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but your powers will eventually fail you in some critical situation.

I wishthat Eragon book IV would exist...

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(I like RPG Phreak's sig. XD-I saw Night At the Roxbury!)

Granted, but the book is long and boring with no climax and has a bad ending. :-/

I wish I didn't have a tummy ache. :'(

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but now you have a headache now.

I wish the Eragon movie didn't suck.

 

[Weeds]

(Good wish man!)

Granted, but now you think all other movies suck.

I wish I could be on the computer anytime.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but your computer gets a virus

I wish my mom would quit bothering me to make her tea all the time. Make yer own tea ya lazy woman!

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now she is three times bigger than you are, holds the world record for the longest beard on a woman, and commands you to make her coffee or get eaten as a biscuit

I wish I knew a mother that acted like that (and if you say my mother is like that, I'll whack you with a home-run bat)

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(I'd choose the biscuit!)

Granted, it's your cousin's mother so your aunt.

I wish humans weren't complete morons

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now psychotic primates like you are complete morons

I wish I knew what happened to Neathandrals (was reading an article about them recently)

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted! but in the process you're sucked into a time warp and you experience the same thing

I wish for an unlimited supply of ramen that i don't get sick of

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, they're old and stale.

I wish my mohawk was longer.

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted, but due to excess of hair product in it, it falls out.


I wish to be able to run 100 mph

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you get run over by a racecar.

I wish I was much stronger.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you hurt people whenever you make what you percieve as light physical contact (break arms in high five, snap spines in a hug, etc.)

I wish I could teleport

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. This wish is just too overused, and I'm tired of crushing it.

I wish my last crush was better than that.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it doesn't stop people from making that wish again

I wish I was abducted by aliens (no anal probes!)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but they take you to a galaxy far.....far.....far.....away...in Omega 19,000,707,045,455.4568798675309

I wish I could've gotten the Sasuke bookbag that I saw after I had just bought the 2nd Naruto movie soundtrack (Japanese) The Cd's good, but still.

 

[RPG Phreak]

granted but it's a piece of crap and the strap on it breaks on the third day

I wish the next poster was cooler than me

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

granted, but Chuck Norris comes in and hits you with a roundhouse kick to the nuts for giving his coolness to me.

I wish I knew what would happen if Bruce Willis played Walker, Texas ranger and Norris played in Die Hard.

 

[RPG Phreak]

granted but your brain explodes after the realization of it.

I wish a Third Party Candidate would win the Presidential Election.