Crush a wish!

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but it is an electric car

i wish i was the target for kicking practise in the chat

 

[Aero]

granted but you die from it because a foot actually comes out of the computer and kicks you in the face

I wish I could teleport (like in the movie Jumper)

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but you telport to your doom

i wish i didn't hate myself right now

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but everyone else hates you.

I wish my girlfriend could spend the night.

 

[Midnight Shadows]

(xD my boyfriends spending the night next friday)

Granted she ahs to sleep outside

I wish we didn't have an evacuation drill at school tommorrow

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, the school catches on fire and no one knows how to get out and you die.

I wish that I could get on WoW for like ten minutes...

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you lose all your cash.

I wish I could convince people to do anything I want.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but they convince you to do whatever they want to... O.o

I wish my mom would just let me use the computer and not take it away from me when I want to make a sprite for someone. :-\

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, now she takes it away even when you're not working on a sprite (but then this place would get rather dull)

I wish my dad would teach me how to fix the internet so I could do it myself every time we have a power cut

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but your internet accsess is denied.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Monday.

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted but you have to make up for it on Saturday

I wish for legit working copies of every pokemon game to date

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you have no game consoles to play any of them on.

I wish the Johto starters could be captured in the wild without having to use action replay.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but they have an appearance rate of 1% and can run

I wish I didn't always loose keys.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now they are stolen (what now?)

I wish I took a chance and asked this girl I like to dance with me when the music slowed down on homecoming

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, with no catch. I'm sure you're a good guy, despite what Secad and Midnight say. LOL JK, Brendan.

I wish I had super speed.

 

[RPG Phreak]

granted but you can't turn it off and keep seeming to run into walls

I wish for a taco. And not some taco bell, taco. I want a REAL taco with EVERYTHING on it!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, everything includes everything. Pickles, ketchup, mustard, arsenic, laxitives, shoe polish, unidentifiable meat, shall I go on? Maybe not. Taco Bell looks like the better choice.

I wish I had thaught of more random items to put on RPG's taco.

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted, but you end up on my taco. (that's just one more thing lol)

I wish for DVD's of all five-hundred plus episodes of the Pokemon anime...in english

 

[Shocari]

(My turn. *snickers*)

Granted, but then I steal them.

I wish LoN was here...

 

[RPG Phreak]

granted, but he wishes you weren't here.


i wish for a PB&J sandwich

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but because I have a serious peanut butter addiction I eat it

I wish I knew the complete line of human evolution

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted, but unfortunately (for you), Infernape isn't in that line.

I wish I evolved from Infernape =D

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you're considered hacked because Pokemon evolution only goes through 3 stages

I wish I had a real life Infernape

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it runs away and causes massive chaos in your town...

I wish I went with my mom to Burger King instead of staying home. (I would have seen my friend.

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted, but your friend is in a bad mood and doesn't wanna see you.

I wish that people would comment on more of my posts.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but all the comments are negetive

I wish I hadn't woken up with a headache this morning

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but know you wake up tomorrow with a stomach ache.

I wish cartoons were real...That way I could hang out with Sonic!

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but Dr. Eggman's next scheme manages to do some damage and that is turning you into an egg 0.o

I wish I had the full triforce that grants wishes

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

granted, but some smart ass finds ALL the loopholes. XD

I wish I knew every wish loophole.

 

[Shocari]

Granted, but you didn't wish for something to not happen, letting a crazy Bidoof eat your soul.

I wish someone would post on "A New Face In Sinnoh"

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted! But it's me closing the topic (sorry )

I wish that I could take over the world

 

[Chibi]

Granted, but now every other evil villian that has worked for years trying to make that happen gets together to beat your ass. (I'm one of them >)

I wish RPG Phreak just didn't take over the world so I could.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now I come wielding a magical bazooka that blows you to bits. And I do it all for a ginger nut cookie

I wish I had a free 'all you can eat' ginger nut cookie fest

 

[RPG Phreak]

granted, but you choke on one of the cookies

i wish my friends wouldn't have ditched me and took me with them to the stars game

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but not only did the game get cancelled, but Dr. Oak decided to visit your house when you were out and you missed him

I wish I had an opportunity to practice archery soon

 

[Shocari]

Granted, but the arrow flies up into the sun's direction and comes down through your left shoulder

I wish that Rose McGowan was at my house doing strange things to me ;D

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you can't see them. When you go to tell your friends about it, they don't believe you.

I wish my jeans fit better. (Size 5 is really loose on me now. I'm a size 3 again. :-\)

 

[Kalseng]

Congratulations. They fit better. Fortunately, they show of your butt REALLY well, and you are the envy of the entire PokeCharms community. Unfortunately, like third graders, we all shun you from our community out of jealousy, but one crazed Charmisian steals your butt and jeans in the middle of the night, takes hundreds of different pictures of them, and they are now the site's icons for everything, including smilies and backgrounds. Sadly, your butt doesn't look so cute as a smilie, or as a background when its being roasted on a spit over a fire pit. You start to cry, and due to your tears, the pokemon universe is opened up and you enter inside.

Sadly, you die of a keyboard being rammed down your right pinky.

Why?

Because lampposts don't talk, silly.

I wish that this last post didn't envoke any of DayU's different personality's wraths.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, he's too confused to be wrathful

I wish Kalseng's post made sense ???

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted, but now none of yours make sense to us.

I wish for a three-footed tiger, with purple stripes, and likes to eat people. It also has to like subathing, poetry, running long distances, be willing to carry me on its back in a sadle, and be able to post on these forums when I can't