Crush a wish!

[fuzzy]

I've seen this game on a couple other forums I've been on. Basicly... here, I'll give an example:

Poster 1: I wish that there was no more world hunger.
Poster 2: Granted, but in order to fix it you have to give up your food and you die of starvation.
I wish tat the sky was pink.

And it goes on like this forever so I guess ill start.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[Kruk]

I've also played this on other forums.
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Granted, but you get shot down by a duck hunter.

I wish all Growlithe were purple.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you become color-blind.


I wish my car was a Transformer.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but its a Decepticon.

I wish I was Iron Man.

 

[leehage]

Granted but the only part you want eternally iron-hard is always soft and limp.

I wish Guns and Roses would finally release their new album.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you never get the cd.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but everyone gets new glasses that let them see you.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Doctor Oak]

Wtf... I posted in this topic.

WHERE'D MY POST GO?

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

I don't know.....

I wish Alex had his/hers post back.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but it's all in l337sp34k. =3


I wish I could use the force.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you need to destroy your favorite cousin to get it.

I wish humans co-exsisted with cartoon/anime characters.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but the clash causes an apocalypse.

I wish someone crushed my 'I wish I was rich' wish that I posted earlier.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you never find out what the true reply to it was. =3


I wish my cell-phone didn't have such horrible service. >

 

[Jeydis]

I wish my cell-phone didn't have such horrible service.

Granted but it now runs on pickle juice and gives off horrible fumes.

I wish I could go back in time and beat Mystica on shoddy.

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Granted but when you go back in time, there is a space time warp that crushes this dimension.

I wish I had the power to teleport.

 

[Stark]

Granted, but you accidentally teleported into a tree.

I wish I were in America.

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but then you get deported

I wish that I could talk to animals

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish my remote control wasn't gay.

 

[Jeydis]

Grated, but then it would be a lesbo and would run off into the night to do...well lesbo things.

I wish my appartment wasnt such a mess.

 

[MoonStruckDragonLass]

Granted, your apartment is now in a government controlled 'clean' area, and will be destroyed to cleanse the city of the horrific epidemic.



. . .I wish El loved me.

 

[Secad MS]

(Y'know, I think I'll take a shot at this.)

Granted, but now an abomination is born. (I don't mean to offend you.)

I wish I could shapeshift, but still keep my own mind.

 

[Magpie]

Granted, but then scientists find you and lock you up to do experiments

I wish that spiders didn't scare me

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then you get too bold, and get bitten by a Black Widow.

I wish that everyone believed in God.

 

[fuzzy]

Gald to see that people like my game!
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Granted, but due to everyone's mutual agreement an Emperor of the world is declared, he is an evil emperor and enslaves the entire human race and sets fire to the planet.

I wish that money actually grew on trees.

 

[Pheonix]

Granted, but then we go back to a barter goods system and money is no longer needed.

I wish I was done with school already.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but then you fail and wind up in summer school anyway.


I wish I had a REAL DeathNote. =3

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then the world would be destroyed because of the black hole caused by creating it.

I wish I could control the minds of all the people on earth with telepathy.

(I love this game!)

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, But then they learn how to resist your telepathy

I wish I had a wish. XD

(I really don't have one)

 

[Secad MS]

(Hmm...I can work with that.)

Granted, but your wish was you becoming a chicken. (the bird)

I wish I was God.

 

[Kruk]

Granted, but then everyone becomes Athiest and thinks you're imaginary.

I wish my sister had an 'On' and 'Off' switch.

 

[Ruko]

Granted, but she kills you the next time someone turns it on.

I wish I could spawn my own army of Prinnies.

 

[ZekeKatana]

Granted, but shortly you choke on a slice of pie.


I wish i was the King Of Mars

 

[112% Elusive]

Granted, but you have no one to order around and die of hunger.

I wish my sister didn't blast her trumpet almost every waking moment of my life.

 

[Alex Bock]

granted, but then she'll take up the drums

I wish I can get spending money for anime north >

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you have to go to Anime North in nothing but a nightgown.

I wish I didn't suck at Geometry.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you have to go to Anime North in nothing but a nightgown.

I wish I didn't suck at Geometry.

Granted, but in exchange you lose your grammar skills.

I wish people wouldn't reply to other people's wishes on here when they have NO idea what the people are even talking about.

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Granted but this topic would move nearly as fast.


I wish I were six inches taller.

 

[Michieru]

Granted, but you lose the 6 inches from parts of your body that you want bigger. (hehehe)


I wish I could get my laptop now.

 

[Plapti]

Granted, but your laptop got destroyed after you brought it home.

I...wish...that...this...lack...of...people...on...the...chat...would...end...and...the...excess...amount...of...periods...would...disappear...

 

[Jeydis]

Granted but then you have to come up with a mono flying team for me. (Heading in there now No one there :S)

I wish I had a pet Kecleon.