Crush a wish!

[Weeds]

Granted, but you'll be extremely bored, and you'd never think of going on the computer, reading, watching tv etc.

I wish I had been elevated to the upper yellow belt in tae-kwon-do. (hurts to see one's friends learn new things while you have to repeat old things :'()

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you get demoted for an incident that happened next week

I wish I had SSBB

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you can only play as King Dee Dee Dee. You can only unlock characters by using him.

I wish I had a mini fridge in my room. :-\

 

[Brendan Savem]

...what's so bad about that...?

Granted, but it is a keychain so you can't put food in it (saw one at this market in Spain during a summer festival)

I wish I remembered to write down my homework

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you still don't do it.

I wish I knew the name of the song stuck in my head

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you are brought to wishers court for the worse wish ever (sorry, I needed something unique)

I wish it rained lemonade ;D

 

[Stark]

Granted, but you got all sticky, and stuck to a road. Then a chicken ate you.

I wish a forum I'm on would work again.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you lose your account (sorry)

I wish chickens don't cross roads, therefore making it impossible for a chicken to eat me on the road.

 

[Perfect-Chao]

granted but maggots do now

i wish i wish i was the grim reaper.

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, but now everyone you touch dies, including friends. (Sorry)

I wish I can unlock a new character in Brawl already.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but when you go back to adventure mode, your game continuously repeats a cutscene (hey, at least it's the teatime scene)

I wish I had a spaceship

 

[Perfect-Chao]

granted but it implodes

i wish i was not so weak

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, now you have huge muscles and you can't reach an annoying itch on your chin.

I wish my mom would bring me back my favorite thing from McDonalds when she comes back.

(Mickey D's PWNS, xD)

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but she ate it (unleash the McDonald fury!)

I wish I could play the pokemon theme songs on guitar

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, but you play so fast you snap the guitar strings and it chops off your fingers. You will never play again. (xD)

I wish my mom wasn't such a loser and ate my Mickey D's, if she got me any. (Lol I

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now your dad ate it!

I wish I could figure out this stupid evaluation essay.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it takes you 4 hours and another 5 to write it.

I wish I had more motivation to get stuff done

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you have nothing to do and literally die from boredom. (Sorry.)

I wish I could make the second part of my comic before I have to leave for college. (Made one last night. )

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you get to college late (sorry)

I wish for the sky to turn purple

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(Isn't it purple sometimes.)

Granted, but you get sick of the color and vomit. (I'm sorry.)

I wish more people would join the site that I'm a mod on. XD

 

[Brendan Savem]

(one more site you are a mod on and I'll have to nickname you 'miss mod')

Granted, but like before, it becomes crowded with spam and art thieves and you work to the bone to ban them all.

StellarWind Elsydon profile pic: Where do these n00bs keep coming from?

That will become your most popular line after week 1

I wish I could become a mod on this site one day

 

[nicniccchi]

Granted, but the next day, the site closes down. (Sorry, that was really lame.)

I wish that my lolita dress comes in time for the next Anime Expo!

 

[Midnight Shadows]

Granted the dress is too small when you put it on

I wish my parents weren't strict x.x

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now where is the challenge of sneaking out of the house at night? Isn't that was strict parents are for?

I wish I had ultimate knowledge

 

[Midnight Shadows]

(I snuck out once..and got caught by police xD)

Granted, your brain gets too large and you implode

I wish I was taller

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, you are now the freakish height of 7'4"

I wish I had a soft pretzel

 

[Midnight Shadows]

Granted, the pretzels poisoned

I wish Arizona was colder

 

[Stark]

Granted, you are now the freakish height of 7'4"

ROFL. That made me laugh ;D

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I wish Arizona was colder
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Granted, it was frozen, and you lost your eyebrows because of it.

I wish for a wish that wouldn't be crushed.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you implode as uncrushable wishes always result in the wisher imploding (hence some previous times)

I wish people would get pie on their face instead when their wish is failed to be crushed

 

[Midnight Shadows]

Granted pies are over rated and so disappear

I wish i could sing

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(Hey! I like pie! >)

Granted, doesn't mean you sing well (shoulda been more spacific )

I wish it hadn't taken me 5 tries to fially beat solitair :-[

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(I'm good at solitaire. I could've helped you. )

Granted, but it was your last game of solitaire, because the game has now been made illegal.

I wish I got a 100 on my Algebra test instead of a 97. (So close....)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then you messed up the curve and everyone's mad at you.

I wish I got more time on the computer.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but we get less time so you find yourself as bored as me when I can't sleep at night (I stare at the pokecharms screen until someone posts when that happens :-\)

I wish pie wasn't over-rated

 

[Aero]

Granted but you get pied to death in the face(most obnoxious sentence ever)

I wish i only could have my two favorite classes at school tomorrow

 

[Midnight Shadows]

Granted your school burns down while everyone is sleeping

I wish I had the ability to tell a lie then whatever i said became true.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you say something you shouldn't and it ruins your life forever

I wish I was home for more than half an hour last night

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but only for 30.5 minutes. XD

I wish I owned a Johto remake with DPP graphics.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it is a horrible remake.

I wish I could find my leather bracelet, in one piece and the way I had it.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it was used by birds to build a nest and you can't get it back until the eggs hatch and the chicks are old enough to fly.

I wish I had a better crush for that.