Crush a wish!

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you can't save anymore so you're stuck with combee.

I wish I wasn't so awake at this time

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, now your sleepy and you miss out on the free pizza giveaway right down the street.

I wish my dumb Aipom would evolve already...

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, see above

I wish I was awake for the free pizza giveaway

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, but when you get there, there's only one slice left...and it's anchovie.

I wish I knew what Brendan meant by "see above" (...haha)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. He meant scroll up to his last post. (It's corrupted 'cuz it's a lame thing to not understand.)

I wish I had a tablet.

 

[luna_waterflower]

granted, but you any computer you touch will only allow you to use that

i wish my friend would text me back

 

[DayU]

Granted, but they text you a virus that makes your phone's memory fade into nothingness! Then from the depths of your math errors cine to form a beast more terrifying than Stel in a bad mood, and you are devoured by your own soul, leaving you a mindless husk!

I wish for a cooler way to grant that last wish.

 

[Cody]

Granted, but there is no cooler way.

I wish the Suicide game hadn't died....how ironic..

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but every time you try to post something, someone posts something else so you can never get a post in

I wish I had more brains

 

[luna_waterflower]

granted, but ever one would hate you for being so smart and having a huge head

i wish i knew if my friend liked me

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, he/she doesn't

I wish I had more than 10 min before I have to leave for school (So much to do, no time to do it)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you get nothing done.

I wish I could find why horizontal winds are significant in the rising or sinking of air.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it's a boring reason.

I wish my friend was online now.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but your town gets a black-out.

I wish that I wasn't so crazy.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, now you're super crazy. XD (Sorry.)

I wish the creepy guy I met at KFC would stop trying to contact me. I'm scared.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted. It turns out that he was your soulmate, and now you're both soul-mate-less. (Sorry!)

I wish that my brother was more lax with me on the compy.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you don't like being on the computer anymore. (Sorry.)

I wish I didn't have to miss Pokemon on Saturdays.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now you miss it on the other days of the week.

I wish StellarWind would recover.

 

[Cody]

Granted, but I don't think anyone would crush that right now.

I wish for some sushi.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the fish was sitting out all day and you get food poisoning.

I wish I knew why I was on the computer and not doing my homework.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now you have a bad grade.

I wish I could meet one of my friends from school. He's graduated already, and I miss him.

 

[Farfetchd]

Wish granted, but he's evil now and hates you.

I wish I wasn't so mean to everyone when I was younger.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now you're mean to people now.

I wish I could stop feeling so cold. It's only fall!

 

[Farfetchd]

Wish granted, but there's a drought and you run out of water and dehydrate.

I wish I knew why I thought txtspeek was cool.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then it becomes lame.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[milkytanky]

Granted, but you fall asleep during school

i wish my friend,Nathan,and i wanted, and could spend all day together

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you have nothing to do together

I wish I could think of a better conclusion to my essay ???

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, it sucks anyway

I wish I had pictures of my camping trip

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then a bird of prey swoops in and steals them.

I wish I didn't barf this morning.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, you coughed blood this morning (sorry)

I wish I had some cheese

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but a mouse eats it.

I wish I wasn't sick. :/ (Stupid people in my class got me sick. :/)

 

[milkytanky]

Granted, but now everyone else is

i wish i could text my friend right now
(he's in school and im sick)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but he's in class and he gets in trouble. :-\ (Sorry)

I wish for milkytanky and me to not be sick.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, instead both of you are injured

I wish my lab partner wasn't such a ditz

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but now you are

i wish that i could be less timid.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now you are trying to talk to everyone and blow it each time (sorry)

I wish I got up at the right time

 

[Perfect-Chao]

Granted but now nobody else does.

i wish this keybord worked better

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, it's over sensitive though and it's impossible to make a sentence with quality grammer

I wish fino was open so I could get a doughnut

 

[112% Elusive]

granted but they have no doughnuts

I wish my spacebar would ACTUALLY WORK.

 

[Brendan Savem]

(if it doesn't work, then how do you make spaces?)

Granted, but your mouse doesn't (sorry)

I wish fino had more doughnuts