Crush a wish!

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it loses easily to other pokemon. :-\

I wish I could think of a good way to write chapter 10 of my fan fic.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but everyone dies as they read it.

I wish that make-up didn't make me feel fake.

 

[SerciShino]

Granted, but the people you talk to are fake.

I wish I had some more japanese music.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you can't play it. :-\

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

 

[SerciShino]

Granted, but now your butt hurts and you can't sit down.


I wish i could watch new episodes of bleach instead of the repeats.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, there are no more repeats because it's now a soap opera. However, you miss a new episode, but cannot see it.

I wish my laptop would stop shutting off on me in the middle of a conversation.

 

[SerciShino]

Granted, but now it cuts off at the end of every conversation. :'(


I wish I had three Nintendo DS Lite.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted but I steal one.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[Brendan Savem]

(is it okay if I said that one grew legs and hopped away)

Granted, but now you look pretty tasty...

I wish everyone got to celebrate Eid (the ramadan holiday, I get to celebrate an Islamic tradition without fasting!)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now birthday presents didn't exsist. Sorry!

I wish I could study without being bored.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you can't play a game and enjoy it

I wish I got my birthday presents back

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it's not the one you wanted

I wish I had known which donut was the cream filled one before I grabbed the lemon filled next to it (allergic to lemon)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it was filled with something else you were allergic to.

I wish I could find the answer to a problem on my worksheet in my textbook. It's being stupid!

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, it was in bold print on the page you looked at first so you feel like a fool

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now you're so hyper no one can stand you.

I wish I could listen to Fall Out Boy 24/7.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then you get eaten by a giant mutant lizard mo-bob. You're still alive in it's stomach and can still listen to Fallout Boy.

I wish that I didn't sign up for marching band.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you signed up for chess.

I wish more people would post on my friend's site. (I'm a mod there.)

http://z14.invisionfree.com/Shadow_phoenix/index.php?act=idx

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it gets full of spam and you are on 24/7 to slay the oncoming assault of noobs.

I wish my sister wasn't trying to kick me off the computer

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, instead she tells your mom to make you get off or you're grounded.

I wish I didn't have two English papers due at the end of the week

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, they are due at the end of the day (so you also have to go to school after school, sorry)

I wish I could bake cupcakes

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you turn into a cupcake machine.

I wish I had a cupcake machine.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you burn all your cupcakes

I wish I had a cupcake (nonburnt)

 

[luna_waterflower]

granted, but thats all you can ever eat again

i wish for tala to be gone

tala=evil

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but with no evil there is no good. So now we live in a lame neutral world.

I wish that there were more free downloads for Rock Band.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you don't get any. (Sorry.)

I wish I got to see the rest of the Shrek movie in college today. (Our professor let us watch it....IN COLLEGE! XD)

 

[SerciShino]

Granted, but your professor told you the ending before he/she started playing the movie again.

I wish that i could think of what to wish for.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(I've seen Shrek like over 30 times. Seriously. I counted. We also watched Finding Nemo.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but now you spend hours trying to come up with the ultimate request

I wish I could eat a creme egg

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it's spoiled. (Sorry.)

I wish I lived in Europe.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you live in a dustbin by a restaurant

I wish I could eat pie

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but there is hair in it. (I got the idea from an episode of Family Guy.)

I wish Family Guy was on.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you missed it (sorry)

I wish I had the time to make that request more crushing

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you don't make it more crushing.

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[SerciShino]

Granted, but everyone else stayed asleep.

I wish I did not have to go to work today. :-\

 

[Brendan Savem]

Not granted, as you actually do have the choice to not go to work. It's just that you can die at work, or stay at home and get fired

I wish the rotom forms were avalible in D/P (the lawn mower just looks like ownage)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but they aren't in Platinum. You don't have D/P now.

I wish my brothers never wanted to go onto the computer.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, they wanted to get on your head ???... what the f*** am I saying?

I wish my pizza came already

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you never answer the door, so the delivery guy eats it. (Sorry.)

I wish I wasn't sad. :'(

 

[Brendan Savem]

(BURP! What delivery guy?)

Granted, but you are now psychotic

I wish there was more pizza

 

[xGxAxBxYx]

Granted, but it has dead flies baked inside and you don't notice so you eat it all and get food poisoning for 2 weeks.

I wish I could get a female Combee in Diamond so I can evolve it into Vespiquen