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Crush a wish!

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Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, now you smell like me when I forgot to use deo for a week (that smelt alot I can tell ya)

I wish I was a black kirby (orange doesn't sound like me)
 
DayU

DayU

Granted, but at night no one can see you so they don't care you exist and you go into a deep depression, making you turn blue.

I wish i had a list of wishes I should make.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, but when the fire fighter came and saved your papers, you had to pay him (that's why you learn how to use a fire extinguisher)

I wish I had more weekend
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

(and why would I want to implode)

Granted, but now you pay absolutely no attention to the people around you and have to go to counseling (been there)

I wish DayU woudl implode for saying I need to implode
 
Secad MS

Secad MS

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I could communicate telepathically and do all sorts of cool things with my gerbil, like a Dragon Rider from Eragon.
 
Cody

Cody

Granted, but those cool things involve death every two seconds.

I wish I wasn't in jail for going agaisnt the implosion act.
 
Secad MS

Secad MS

*whacks with Cody with my computer gerbil I whack people with now named Fi*

Granted, but now you're on death row.

I wish I could be a Dragon Rider.

(and if you say I die or anything like that, I will whack you with Fi!)
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, but you die... OW!! NOOO!! NOT FI THE GERBIL!!!
Fine, then you fly into space and you cannot find your way back

I wish I had something for the big bruse Fi gave me
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, but it's in the possession of your arch-nemesis who uses it for evil purposes (sorry, he might be working with my twin Vin so I'll help kill them both)

I wish I had a chainsaw or something to kill Vin with
 
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SweetSmoochum

Brendan Savem said:
I wish I had a chainsaw or something to kill Vin with
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(Vin is my little brother. >:()

[quote author=Brendan Savem link=topic=4283.msg73042#msg73042 date=1222379418]
granted, but you have to give me the camera I need to do so

I wish there were more cookies in the world
[/quote]

Granted, but you're allergic to cookies now.

I wish for a dolphin.
 
DayU

DayU

Granted, but you kill it because you didn't wish for a tank for it.

I wish "King of the Hill" was canceled already!
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, instead the screen freezes and the only way to reset it is by taking the battery out and putting it back in (Been there)

I wish I had been around these past 2-3 pages
 
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SweetSmoochum

granted, but you regret the trade. (do you mean pokemon dp? If you want, I'll trade you.)

I wish I could evolve my Kadabra and Gengar with the help of a friend.
 
Secad MS

Secad MS

Yes, I'll trade with you.

Granted, but the friend does not give the Pokemon back.

I wish everyone here was as nice as Ruko, Carmen, and Jet, who gave me Pokemon for very cheap trades. (as in Psyduck, etc.)
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but you feel bad for taking advantage of them :(

I wish my computer would stop talking (and it's not a pop up, I checked)
 
Secad MS

Secad MS

Granted, but all of your Pokemon have the worst natures imaginable.

I wish I didn't get booted out of the 'Charms Battle on Chat.
 
Kyupper

Kyupper

Granted, but your internet connection goes down in the middle of it.

I wish my computer hadn't crashed yesterday and made me lose 15 pages worth of stuff...
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
SweetSmoochum said:
Granted, now it's singing. (Sorry.)
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Actually it did start singing, thank you very much. It's over now though. One of my friends thinks I somehow picked up a radio station.

@Brendan: Granted, but now your house is over crowded and it isn't easy to move around.

I wish I knew how my computer picked up a radio station ???
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Granted, but if you kept your mouth shut, you probably wouldn't have to pay the fine for unauthorized access to the radio mainframe (in other words, the secret records of the station)

I knew why my e-mail is screwed (I can't get on it anymore :()
 
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