Crush a wish!

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but they are dog snacks (I doubt you are a monkey and a canine)

I wish I sat in a different place during the play

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but some tall person sits in front of you so you can't see. (Sorry.)

I wish for another English Muffin pizza.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but while you let it cool off I eat it (sorry, I'm hungry)

I wish I get a decent dinner before I have to leave tonight

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but the thing you have to leave for tonight gets canceled. (I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.)

I wish I could text faster. (I'm talking to my friend, Andrew.)

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you text so fast, you break your phone (sorry)

I wish I could change the sizes of things around me (then that tall guy in front of me can drop seven inches or so)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you lose 2 feet of your height.

I wish SerciShino, the one who is trading me a Shiny Torchic with Shadow Claw, would get on chat and trade.

 

[Brendan Savem]

(so what? I'll just readjust myself until I have it right... what's my height again?)

granted, but the game glitches and you are left with a lvl 1 starly with absolutly no moves at all (ultimate loss)

I wish I knew how tall I was

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but your so short, you don't want to know.

I wish Jeydis would trade with me already.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but she tricks you so now you have 2 useless starlies (sorry)

I wish I knew what was the best way to say happy birthday to El

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you forget to wish a Happy Birthday.

I wish I could eat already.

 

[victorygurl]

Granted but you then vomit (YUCKY!_)

i WISH sweet doesnt puke

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but I don't eat.

I wish I didn't have class tomorrow morning.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, you have it tonight (sorry)

I wish for a hug

 

[DayU]

Granted, but its poisonous, like the ones I give Kalseng.

I wish the Pokemon English dub didn't have them sounding like idiotic nine year olds.

 

[Stark]

Granted, they sound like retarded 8 year olds with apples up their noses.

I wish I could actually learn to use GIMP.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted but you don't understand how to use the internet.

I wish that I could animate things.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now you can't draw or sprite things.

I wish my hamster would listen.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but s/he becomes the greatest psychologist the world has even know and you never get to see your hamster again!

I wish that I'd think of something cool to wish for.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it does not come true. In any way, shape or form.

I wish I was a mod/admin here at Pokecharms.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you have no power. (Sorry.)

I wish someone would massage my back for me.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you don't like the reply.

I wish I had super-speed.

(And if you say anything about drugs, I will whack you with Fi, the gerbil!)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(I mean rub my back because it's stiff. Not send me a message. )

Granted, but you run into a wall. (Sorry.)

I wish I had a new shirt.

 

[Secad MS]

Sorry. Misread the post.

Granted, but it's too small.

I wish Chat would work on my computer right now. It's being stupid.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but your mouse isn't working. (Sorry.)

I wish my Pokemon were in their 50s.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but Pokemon don't usually live that long, so they die.

I wish Jeydis could trade with me now.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(I meant to say level 50s. )

Granted, but now you can't trade.

I wish I did a better job on my essay for English.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you did badly on your math assignment.

I wish I knew why my new Spheal was in a Master Ball.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, it's because it's previous owner had infinite number of master balls.

I wish I could hurry up and defeat Team Galactic already. :/

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but then the DS power fails.

I wish I knew the cloning trick for Emerald.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you lose your game.

I wish I had a Pokemon that could use Fire type moves.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but they're weak, like Ember.

I wish I had patience.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but your so patient that nobody can stand you. Or something like that.

I wish that I'd work on my sprite and not post here...

 

[SerciShino]

Granted, but your sprite was awsome so you had to post it here.

I wish i had my Black Rayquaza back.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it's EVs are ruined. Forever.

I wish my Oddish egg would appear.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it turns out to be a bad egg. Oh Noez!

I wish that I didn't want to dance right now.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but you want to sing. (I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.)

I wish I could eat something good.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it's good for a bird, not for a human.

I wish the fourth Eragon book would come out soon.

 

[Luigi777]

Granted, but you're not allowed to read it until the actual arrival date. (I'm finishing off Brisingr as we speak!)

I wish Smiles were frowns and frowns were smiles. ???

 

[Marky]

Granted, so now your very creepy if you become emo, and look emo on the best day of your life

I wish I didn't have to come up with a fancy and romantic way to ask a girl to Homecoming

 

[SerciShino]

Granted, but now you have to show her your sensative side before homecoming start and let her parents tag along..

I wish my jolteon had uber stats and could take out Blissey in one hit.