Crush a wish!

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but now you hurt their feelings.

I wish certain people weren't so mean to me on a certain site. :'( I have a heart, too.

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]Granted, but now they're frighteningly nice to you and end up waiting outside your bedroom window at ungodly hours of the morning to give you 'Thanks for Existing' cakes.

I wish the general public would recognize that the Twilight series does NOT have that great a plot, and that the writing is not consistent or very good anyway. And that Meyer failed to make her protagonist likable by turning her into a Mary-Sue. (Though I'm sure most fans already picked that up.)
Apologies to any Twilight fans out there. My intentions aren't meant to offend.
Sort of.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. However, now they tar and feather the author. Ouchie!

I wish Linkachu was on right now.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but she gives you a warning just because she can

I wish Linkachu doesn't take what I just said the wrong way

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but now she thinks it means something totally different.

I wish I could come up with an original idea for my story Kitha.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the idea sucks (sorry, I really do like your fic)

I wish I wasn't so lazy and actually typed my fan fic so I could post it on Charms (It currently spans 3 volumes and 2.5 chapters of spiral notebooks)

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but it's in a font no one can read. Webdings, anyone?

I wish my stupid Goldeen would evolve already!

Come on Kingose!

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it evolves into a Magikarp due to a glitch. (But Gyarados is good and can learn good moves. Magikarp evolves at level 20.)

I wish I could give everyone here an Xbox360 or a Wii.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but you get hugged to death by me because I'd finally have a Wii!

I wish the sound on my computer would work.

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but it's too loud and can't shut off. (Just like my computer.)

I wish for ice cream for everyone.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but the lactose intolerant peoples run like pansies.

I wish I had a PS3

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but I sneak in your house at night and steal it

I wish Sweetsmoochum would continue handing out free gifts *licks ice cream while playing Wii*

 

[Midnight Shadows]

Granted, the next free gift you are handed is explosive D:

I wish I was invisible

 

[D]

Granted, but you won't be able to touch anything.

I wish girls in my school wouldn't be so stuck up. >>

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but now the boys are. :-\

I wish I had a boyfriend.

 

[D]

Granted, But you find out that he's gay. (I have a very random mind...)

I wish I didn't have a very random mind!

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but no one laughs at you anymore.

I wish I could clone myself. (Kage Bunshin)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but now everyone loves your clone, and you fade away. (I'm sorry. :-[)

I wish everyone had a working Nintendo DS lite, Wifi, and a Johto remake.

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

(No prob. Its just a game, Double S) Granted, but you get hugged to death agian by me due to the Johto remake.

I wish Nintendo would make a Pokemon Ranger TV series.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but the TV company that made the pokemon anime feels ripped off and stops making them

I wish could get SweetSmoochum's gifts. (I MISSED THEM!!!!!! :'( *insert ten more of these sad smilies*)

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but the systems all malfuntion, and the ice cream has earthworms in it.

I wish I had some jelly beans.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, they're all coffee flavored (at least I hate them)

I wish I had a G/S/C remake

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I could get an A in chemisrty.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you have an F in physics (which is needed for chemestry if I'm not mistaken)

I wish I had medallions for dressing up as a DJ

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but they choke you to death. Or crush you.

I wish I was not surrounded by idiots at my college. They probably paid their way in!

 

[SweetSmoochum]

Granted, but now you are surrounded by really smart people who happen to all have body odor. (I'm sorry.)

I wish my touch screen on my DS wasn't messed up. :-\

 

[Mystic_Suicune]

Granted, but the top screen wont work.

I wish the DS-I would come out already. (Its a new DS you can take and or put pictures on and edit them. I heard that the Game Pak will no longer be available, but other than the pics and no Game Pak, it'll be the same.)

 

[SweetSmoochum]

(I've read about it. )

Granted, but it's sold out before you get to the store. (Sorry. You could try another store...)

I wish I was able to fall back to sleep earlier to continue the dream I had. :-\

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but the dream twists and becomes a nightmare (apparently, that's how my dreams work)

I wish I could bring in a real DJ machine tomorrow

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted, but its a real broken DJ machine

I wish I had working copies of every game system and games ever released.

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but they break.

I wish I passed my midterm with an A instead of a B, and I had done well enough to earn it. (and if you say anthing about grade inflation, I'll whack you with Fi, my gerbil!)

 

[RPG Phreak]

Granted but you fail all your other midterms.

I wish for a new Presidential Candidate than the two we have now :-\

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but's it's a chimp.

I wish for universal peace.

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, now men who depend on military for work lose their jobs

I wish I had jelly babies (those are so good )

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(Votes for the chimp as president)

Granted, but you choke on it

I wish I had a day off from college. (My brother gets a day off every other week it seems. Stupid high schoolers!)

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, but you are forced to lose a day of the weekend due to saturday school

I wish I had the days off like Psycho Monkey's brother has

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you're sick on those days.

I wish the chimp was a better president than Bush.

I'd vote for the chimp too. Way better than Bush. However, they are freakily similar, lol.

 

[Midnight Shadows]

I'd vote for the chimp too. Way better than Bush. However, they are freakily similar, lol.

xD

Granted he throws 'Poo' at people that don't vote for him

I wish we weren't talking about politics..x.x

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. Now we're talking about chimps!

I wish the chimp would pass bills that make America a better country.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, granted, and granted. Psycho Monkey dare not defy his overlords. Especially when they prove superior to the Homo sapiens

oohooh aaahaaah! Aaahaaah oohooh!

(TRANSLATED: I wish I had a monkey! *slips into madness from too much primate stimulous*)