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Crush a wish!

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Secad MS

Secad MS

Granted, but it's the vice president.

I wish the chimp would do something funny as president, like throw poo at a reporter. Describe, too!
 
Secad MS

Secad MS

Granted, but he pwns you in everything else.

I wish I could heal all wounds (my own and others, life-threatening or petty) and be immune to death at all ages and ageing beyond age 21.
 
Secad MS

Secad MS

M_S! You haven't been on in ages. Nice to see ya again.

Granted, but she becomes jealous of your girlfriend and beats her up.

I wish I had telepathy that I could control perfectly.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

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Granted, but you abuse the power by moving everything with your mind that all the muscles in your body atrophy beyond repair.

I wish I had Peter Petrelli's power to use all the powers of anyone I meet.
 
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Weeds

Granted, but when you're finished, you remembered it was supposed to be in today.

I wish my brother would stop bragging about his girlfriend.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

granted, now we have to deal with a Middle School Musical (and that would be in High School Musical but they still call it Middle School Musical...)

I wish I knew what would happen should I put shaving cream in my hair (will it be comfortable for a whole day?)
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

uhm, aren't you still in high school?

Granted, but the living conditions are poor beyond help

I wish my parents would just let me go with the shaving cream idea
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

Nee naw nee naw! AAAH!! The police are out the door, they want to arrest you for not making a wish! RUUUN!!! And take wailord with you!

I wish my cat could fly
 
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Rayn_Shyu

Granted, but it has a rare fungus on it and scientists take it away from you for study.

I wish I discovered a special pizza-growing fungus.
 
Mystic_Suicune

Mystic_Suicune

Granted, but the puppies get fed up with it after a while and maul you to death.

I wish I knew some better dead baby jokes. (Who hasn't told some at one point?)
 
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Weeds

Granted, but the dead babies get fed up with it after a while and maul YOU to death! Muahahahahaa...

I wish dead puppies would be nuch more fun. (Everyone who's heard Dead Puppies by Stephen Lynch knows what I mean... ;))
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, he's a Sith Lord in Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace

I wish the people in y English class would stop complaining having to read Lord of the Rings. Our Professor told us the first day of class that if anyone doesn't want to read LotR to switch classes.
 
Mystic_Suicune

Mystic_Suicune

Granted, but they clomplain about reading Harry Potter 5. (That book was too damn long)

I wish I could actually write a story or fan-fic all the way through.
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

granted, it sucks, but not enough for the mods to lock it so you waste quite a while of your life.

I wish I could get the 8th Alex Rider book when it comes out (eventually...)
 
Brendan Savem

Brendan Savem

granted, but now none of us do good wish crushes and thus you are extremely bored

I wish my PRP topic wasn't starting to die (I think it's coming close)
 
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