Crush a wish!

[trytodie]

Granted, but now you will sleep forever!

I wish i had a computer that will be able to play any game.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it gets taken by crazy tax people.

I wish for a fish that would go get me a taco. (o.O?)

 

[Tabby]

That wish is so awsome, it cant be crushed.

I wish for my "one day chat ban" that was supost to last a day, witch has now lasted 4, to be over....like, NOW!

 

[Zachary]

Granted, but you get banned from the fourms

I wish that I can shred with BFMV live

 

[Brendan Savem]

granted, your are the new official VIP paper shredder!

I wish people who join my new RP (eventually) are willing to stick around until things start heating up

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but the evil space monkeys steal all the world's bananas, and you are enlisted to stop Psycho Monkey's plan. (Yeah.)

I wish for a BBQ sandwich.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it's still on the barbeque, so you burn your face eating it

I wish for a Pop Tart

 

[Secad MS]

Granted, but you didn't read the warning on the label to watch your toaster, so you end up burning your home down.

I wish that this thread had more activity like it did in the past.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but then I eat it. With my internet digestive system. O.o

I wish I had an internet digestive system.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but then... Ummm... Well, it turns out YouTube isn't good for anyone's/anything's stomach.

I wish I didn't feel sick.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the evil space monkeys steal all the world's bananas, and you are enlisted to stop Psycho Monkey's plan. (Yeah.)

No one can stop my evil plans! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Granted, now both your legs are broken

I wish all my evil plans to succeed!

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but you'll have to let me go berserk on you. With the black hammer from SSBB. (God I love the music it makes )

I wish I had a hammer like that.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but it's head falls off (don't you hate it when that happens?). I then pwn you with a Mr. Saturn (honk!)

I wish I had my own warpstar (or even a dragoon)

 

[Aero]

grandted but since uou are not a ball of air The warpstar impact kills you

i wish i didn't have to pee

 

[Secad MS]

Granted. You now have to vomit.

A lot.

In your shoes.

I wish I could finally write a great concluding paragraph to my research paper.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but it's as long as your essay (I always have trouble with concluding paragraphs too)

I wish my brother would join me outside for a good ol' fashion sword fight.

 

[BlackLotus]

Granted, but in a freak accident involving every monkey's worst enemy, the ferret (o_O), you're decapitated by your own sword.

I wish I had a new girlfriend who was perfect in every way.

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but that's physically impossible. So she dies and goes to heaven.

I wish I could go sleep.

 

[Lucario454]

Granted, but you'll have nightmares for the rest of you're life.(you never wake up)


I wish my brother was less annoying.

 

[Aero]

granted but you now have a sister that is more annoying

I wish that i could controll time

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but you accidentally create a time warp anomally that destroys reality.

I wish they weren't coming to take me away Ha ha!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, they're coming to take me away ho ho!

...I wish that song wasn't so creepy.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but now it doesn't amuse me as much and I go berserk. I then hunt you down for making me utterly mad and I put you in the ASPCA.

*ahem* I wish there wasn't an ever growing hole in my favorite shirt.

 

[Zachary]

Granted, but there is a ever growing hole in yer favorite shoes

I wish that my O Katana that I'm working for didn't cost so damn much ;__;

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but it wouldn't be so epic.

I wish I wouldn't sing along to "Viva la Vida" whenever I heard it.

 

[BlackLotus]

Granted, now you sing along to Love Story by Taylor Swift whenever you hear it.

I wish I could quit smoking.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you can't quit the drugs

I wish there was more wind in Taba (didn't do any windsurfing, which was the only reason I went)

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, it came in the form of a tornado though.

I wish I could catch a fish fly-fishing.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but the fish always slips out of your hand and into the water everytime you take it off the hook

I wish I had sushi last night

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but the fish was a week old

I wish my spring break was longer

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but your summer is shorter

I wish there was more creme eggs in the world

 

[jertyuiop]

Granted, but they're never in a shop near you.

I wish I could win the pokecharms tournament!

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but you lose at life.

I wish that I could teleport.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, you teleport into my brain, get stuck, and are forever trapped in the origin of my idiocy

I wish bellyflops didn't hurt

 

[Psycho Monkey]

Granted, but now water is twice as dense making it harder to swim

I wish I could free fall from somewhere high up with no negative repercussions.

 

[jertyuiop]

Granted, you jump off the cliff and it's only 1cm. You can only have 1 free fall and that was it

I wish Platinum would come out sooner, I can't wait any longer XM

 

[Rayn_Shyu]

Granted, but yours can't save at all.

I wish for a Charizard that wouldn't harm me or anyone I care about in anyway.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but all the n00bs want it and they spam you requests to trade it for... anything

I wish I wasn't going camping so soon (it was supposed to start tomorrow, but now it's this afternoon)

 

[Lenvoy]

Granted, but you can't go home after camping.

I wish that I had a kitten.

 

[Weeds]

Granted, but it's head falls off (don't you hate it when that happens?). I then pwn you with a Mr. Saturn (honk!)

It is so annoying! So is Mr. Saturn. (I really don't know why. I also hate the flower and the star rod (can't remember their names))

Granted, but it's a man eating kitten.

I wish my parents were nicer. (They're really unfair to me :'()