Crush a wish!

[Nim]

granted, but then you hear a really cool song that you love and due to your rash decision making you never get to hear it again.

I wish i could fly.

 

[Toru]

Granted, but then I look up, see this person flying and think:

"Wait a moment. How can a person fly?"

You then unfortunately fall to your obnoxious doom kthnxbye.

I wish I had a sledgehammer, so I could break some pipes (bit of a large 'Charms Chat joke, so if you don't understand deal wit' it).

 

[Neo Kaos Kaiser]

Granted, but you crush your foot

I wish I had Assassin's creed 2

 

[Rozi]

Granted, but it's not as great as you hoped and commit suicide.

I wish I paid more attention while on 'Charms chats .-.

 

[Neo Kaos Kaiser]

Granted, but you don't pay attention to your school work.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[Blazi]

Granted, but you go back in time and you land on your past self which means you never had a time machine which means you never went back in time which means you never crushed yourself which means you have a time machine which means you go back in time and crush your past self *continues thinking about this stuff* *brain Explodes*
I wish I had the power of the Aura.

 

[PichuBros]

Granted, but you become an obnoxious jerk when you reveal everyone's true feelings. Society shuns you so you so you go off to the dark mountains. You then harness all of your dark energy into a ring and turn into a shadowcreature. You live for hundreds of torturous years, eating raw fish and muttering "Golem! Golem!" Then one day a small person finds you and...

I wish my PS3 played PS2 games.

 

[ratsmilk]

Granted but then your PS3 breaks

I wish pokemon were real.

 

[zingy180]

granted, but they overthrow mankind since it isn't a anime.

I wish for my homework to do itsself

 

[ratsmilk]

Granted but all the answers are wrong

I wish I have completed school and weren't stuck there for 2 more years :'(

 

[General Vulpix]

Granted but a dog walks up to you and licks you to death

I wish I had a castle made of cards

 

[Leaf]

Granted, but while your inside it collapses on you and gives up the Papercut of death.

I wish I was a famous actor

 

[Neo Kaos Kaiser]

Granted, but you get trampled by fans.

I wish I hadn't messed up my game in The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, you now are so sucked into the game, you don't notice the glinting golden-axe

I wish God would just answer if global warming is true or not

 

[Rozi]

Granted. He answers yes and never does anything about it. We You die.

I wish I had more nachos.

 

[ratsmilk]

Granted but you choke on the first one you eat.

I wish I had enough money to buy heart gold.

 

[General Vulpix]

Granted but the game was defective

I wish I had every single pokemon in pokemon diamond

 

[Black Wolf]

Granted, but then it explodes, making you go insane, after this, your girlfriend dumps you, you parents put you on the street, you have no money to buy your own house, so you end up living in a box at the end of the street with no company but a pack of rabbid cats. (Or in other words, your life now sucks)

I wish I had enough money to buy another beer (had my first one yesterday, I feel like a real man now)

 

[Doubled]

Okay, I missed this game :'( so I'll bring it back.

Rules: Make a wish, then someone else crushes it, then they make a wish, and so on.

Example:

Avo: I wish for a Klondike bar.

Cado: Granted, but its melted.

I wish for a bird.


Okay, lets get this game under way!!!

I wish I could fly.

 

[Kerauno]

I loved this game!

Granted, but you break your flying appendage.

I wish for a fishstick.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but the genie you wish this on can't stop laughing due to the South Park referance.

I wish I had moar fireworks to blow off this summer.

 

[Comatose23]

Granted, but they're the really cheap ones that look gay

I wish for a hug

 

[Blazi]

Granted, but you have to hug a cactus.

I'm actually on at school here... I wish I wasn't at schoo0l and it was holidays. Plus it's winter here.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but you are expelled, and that is why you are not in school.

I wish that chickens make golden eggs.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but they're so fragile, they break in your hands.

I wish I had an evil robotic unicorn. (Don't ask why, I just want one)

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but it kills you with it's evil horn.

I wish that I had a Lucario.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but it has A.D.D. and it gets distracted by every person, creature, and inanimate obj- OOH a pony!

I wish I could wire my iPod to my brain.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but you suffer from brain damage due to constant loud noise.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but it's like 24 years old so it's all gross and sickly and you can't even ride it.

I wish I could turn people I didn't like into puddles of Eggnog.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but you end up not liking yourself and you turn yourself into a puddle of Eggnog.

I wish I could meet Indiana Jones.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but he's changed and now he's into all this kinky stuff and he really wants to whip you and rub canola oil on your wounds.

I wish I could know all the new Pokemon that are going to be in Black/White.

 

[Blazi]

Granted but they're re-tar-ded!

I wish I had total control over wind (Natural kind, like the element wind).

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but the hurricane you summon turns sentient and kills you.

I whish chihauha's were bigger.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but the new size of the dogs causes them to become angsty and eat you.

I wish my last wish wasn't crushed.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, But the star you wished on just exploded.

I wish I was a Turtwig.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but it turns hostile out of hunger and goes on a rampage, and then eats you.

I wish I had a ice cream cone with vanilla bean.

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but it's alcohol-based and you get drunk and stumble off a cliff.

I wish for the remains of a crushed wish.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but you get more than you bargained for and you get crushed by the remains of the crushed wishes. Oh the Irony.

I wish for the entire world to have 1 ice cream cone.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but everyone gets rum raison, which is gross.

I wish I had a magic shirt that could change color and style whenever I wanted it to.

 

[888Warrior888]

Granted. But you have to kill Justin Bieber and pay me 5000 dollars. (I'M SO EVIL!)

I wish I had a big bowl of Mac N Cheese.