Crush a wish!

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but they become so easy your mind floods with ideas and you die from brain meltdown.

I wish Holland wasn't having a heatwave right now.

 

[Tangrow]

Granted, however, a cold front moves in, causing you to stay in your house to escape the deathly cold.

I wish I could make brisket without burning it :<

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but its constantly cold.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Pandora Hearts]

Granted but its a home made burned chocolate chip cookie.

I wish i'd get a raise.

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but the economy suddenly inflates so your money is still worth the same.

I wish I had some chocolate.

 

[Picnicker Virgil]

Granted, but it's that gross bitter kind that you only use for cooking.

I wish I didn't have to help my mom move furniture today.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now you have to help move cars, by HAND.

I wish Teletubbies would die.

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but they are buried in your garden and their gravestones play their episodes non-stop on full volume and on a big screen.

I whish my Internet was faster.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but it's so fast that you can't see anything on the screen.

I wish I could go to Books A Million today.

 

[Anonymous]

I shall grant your wish ,but I shall burn all the books to ash!(except the book series you hate the most)

I call on the power of (insert name of next poster here) the genie to grant this wish: I wish that I wished for a wish for a Legend of Zelda game.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but it is the worst in the series!

I wish for a potatoe

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it rotten.

I wish for Xray vision I can control.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but upon looking through your parent's door, you see them naked. And you never get the image out of your mind. Ever.

I wish for a golden carrot.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but its gold, so it breaks your teeth, cartoon style (ouch).

I wish for a swiss roll.

 

[Kerauno]

granted, but it is a Swiss roll, from Germany. (Yes, they have them in Germany.)

 

[Blarg]

I wish Kerauno had actually wished for something in his last post.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but then palkia and dialga would be mad at you for altering time and space.

I wish for a wish that can't be crushed! ;D

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but in doing so, you create a rift in the space time continuom (yay for not knowing how to spell stuff) and you blow up.

I wish I could see Skillet twice this summer.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but then un-grants itself quarter way through

I wish I didn't forget to wish!
(i had to use modify button)

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but you get killed by a ticked off Chimchar

I wish I was Link

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but Navi annoys you to the point of going suicidal.

I wish my summer vacation was longer.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but you die in a fire
[move]I wish that this wish would stop moving[/move]

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but then everyone thought it was boring (I like moving things)

I wish I was a PENGUIN IN THE FOREST!

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but then you get eaten by bears.

I wish that my ADHD wouldn't affect my life so badly... (Like forgetting to wish!)

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, But I have no idea what ADHD is ???

I wish People made more sense.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, bu they make so much sense, that your head asplodes.

I wish Kangaskhan had a pre-evo.

 

[Anime-Fanboi]

Granted but it looks so stupid people have no respect for... (Did I just create a new Jigglypuff? -shot-)

Wish my term paper was done and on my professor's desk.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but it is plageurized beyond belief, and you FAIL the class.

I wish people would give me money wherever I go.

 

[Anime-Fanboi]

Granted but it's all monoply money so you can't spend it...


How's this for a "need a life" I wish Pokemon were real.​

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but they all kill you.

"Need a life" re-defined: I wish that I was a Pokemon.

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but you're a Cleffa lv. 2.

I wish Kerauno wasn't a lv. 2 Cleffa.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but your a lvl. 1 Magikarp.

I wish I played paintball better.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but you accidently kill everyone with your awesome skillz.

I wish I could find my Explorers of Time.

 

[Kibetou]

Granted, but you pulled it out of the sewer.

I wish I could find my Emerald version.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but it was at your friend's house, and as you're walking home, you fall in the same sewer Kerauno is in.

I wish that I could play real-life Nazi Zombies!

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but then they eat your family and you are un-armed.

I wish things didn't jinx you. That sucks. :'(

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but no one likes you. (I couldn't think of anything!)

I wish I had first class on my trip.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but the plane crashes, and you end up in a rerun of Lost.

I wish it wasn't raining today.

 

[Kibetou]

Granted, but now you live in a desert.

I wish I hadn't fallen in the same sewer Kerauno was in.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but I push you in a different sewer.

I wish I could play piano better.