Crush a wish!

[Kibetou]

Granted. You now play like Beethoven but get bombarded by paparazzi.

I wish Kerauno would lose his Explorers of Time again.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but he finds it and punches you in the face.
I wish I was a LV. 50 Salamence, with Draco Meteor, Dragon Pulse, Crunch, and Extremespeed.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but it never obeys you.

I wish that I had more Doritos.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but you get so many doritos you get fat.

I wish I could see each episode of PKMN from Kanto - Sinnoh

 

[Anonymous]

Granted but you will get commercials every second

Hey ,a lamp! *rubs it* I wish I knew what Portal was.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but I kill you for not knowing what arguably the BEST GAME EVAR is.

I wish the cake WASN'T a lie.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but the pie isn't truth anymore.

I wiah I could go to Australia!

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but you relize it's filled with dangerous animals and you miss your flight/ride back to home.

I wish PORTAL 2 was out NOW!!!

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but GLADOS comes to your house and kills you.

I wish I was a LV. 50 Salamence, with Draco Meteor, Dragon Pulse, Crunch, and Extremespeed. Not had, was.

 

[Kibetou]

Granted, but you get frozen by a Glalie for all eternity.

I wish people were smarter so they didn't ask stupid questions.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but that makes you the stupidest person in the world.

I wish I had a vanilla cake and ate it too.

 

[Kibetou]

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish I was the only person with the antidote to Zoroark's cake.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but you to get poisoned and loose the antidote

I wish I was able to make a game

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it is the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

I wish I was old enough to play M games.

 

[Jessie Mulay]

Granted, but you imitate what happens in the game and get arrested.

I wish I could meet Lady Gaga!

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but after you meet her, she fall in a hole, and she takes you with her.

I wish I had another book to read. (And it better not be Twilight!)

 

[Jessie Mulay]

Granted, but you get Eclipse (You didn't say Twilight series)

I wish I could meet Justin Bieber.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but you find out he's a cross-dresser, and you get creeped out.

I wish my Xbox didn't get the red ring of death.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted. It doesn't get ANY rings anymore! Not even the green one!

I wish a had a purple Wii.

 

[VentusLuckyCharm]

Granted, but the colors clash with your TV room so you Mommy smashes it.

I wish May came back for the next Pokemon season.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, by she is a total jerk and can'y battle.

I wish my dogs were alive...

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but they're ZOMBIE and GHOST dogs.

I wish every planet had life on it (And they don't come and destroy our lives, house, state, country, continent, planet, universe, etc.)

 

[Fusilbleu]

granted, but God gets so tired of all the work he has to do managing all these different alien races and civilizations that he explodes and the universe spins into chaos. Black holes implode, planets which were once thriving with life become desolate and lifeless, and stars start eating other stars. So now our universe is truly f**ked up, THANK YOU POKEMON FREAK, THANK YOU. You're mother won't be happy when she hears this...

SO, anyway:

I wish I had some chocolate

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it's the poop kind.

I wish the TCM was working.

 

[Fusilbleu]

Granted but you weren't specific enough so the wish fairy had to figure out what TCM meant by herself. In the course of the event, a thought in her brain said TITANIC CRAP-EATING MONSTER and thus conjured up a titanic crap-eating monster. For years this monster roams the face of the Earth bringing destruction to wherever it may go, so thank you for that zoroark I hope you're proud. Sick son of a bitch...

I wish the pixar lamp belonged to me.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it stomps on you.

I wish the Trainer Card Maker on Pokecharms was working.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

granted, but the artwork was so crappy, to rather have iFlare's than Pokecharms.

 

[Blazi]

I wish Pokemonfreak had wished.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but... I got nothing. Sorry!

I wish it wasn't T-storming right now.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but then there's a drought, and you shrivel up like a raisin.

I wish Portal 2 would come out already!! :'(

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but you can't get it.

 

[Doubled]

I wish people would remember to make wishes.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but now you forget to make wishes and everyone hates you.

I wish for non-poisoned, not to hot, not to cold, and very tasty food. (I'm starving!)

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted, but by the time you get the food your already dead from hunger
So I eat it mmmm ;D

I wish someone gave me some good money (in pounds [£])

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but it's London Tipton and she gives you her (weight) pounds and $100,000 (LUCKY! )

I wish I had a cute little, non-violent, toilet trained, and gets along with my other dog, does nothing bad, Beagle.

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted, but it's dead

I wish the chippy chips tasted like the ones in mc donalds

 

[Blarg]

Granted but they're burned.

I wish Nintendo would announce if they're making Super Smash Bros. 4.

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

burnt chips D:

Granted, but you'll be dead by then and never know >: D

I wish for a more chewy stylist to chew on, both mine nibs have broke because of it

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Chewy Stylist LOL (I chew on mine too)

Granted, but then the police will think you stole them and you get arrested.

I wish for no bad thing, cake. (I'm still hungry :! And I'll not die of hunger :l.)

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Hehehehe :

Granted, but a clown comes and smooshes it in your face ;D

I wish you didnt have to wait 24 hours to migrate different pokemon from GBA games :l