Crush a wish!

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but you're sick the rest of your life.

I wish I had something fun to do.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but it's so fun you don't want to leave and your parents ground you for not leaving it.

I wish I knew where everyone lived.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but your brain overloads and you get amnesia.

I wish I had a shiny Flygon on my copy of Pokemon Heart Gold.

 

[cbosma9]

Granted but you lose heart gold

i with i could spell better

 

[TurboCheckm8]

Granted, but you lose your ability to count.

I wish i could run OS X on my iPad.

Edit= removed 1337/leet/txtspeak

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but when you do, the iPad says to you: "NOT....ENOUGH.......POWEH......!" and it dies.

I wish I could stop listening to Rage Against The Machine.

 

[Brendan Savem]

For the one above: Granted, but it manifests into real life, you go on a killing spree against all household appliances, when it's over, you're sent to jail for massive property damage.

For the one above the one above: Granted, but you develop gangrene and lose both of your arms. You either have to sell off your IPad or use your face.

I wish I could accelerate time (2 days is to looooonng )

 

[cbosma9]

granted but you accelerate to far and you find yourself on the day you die

i wish pokemon black and white would come out sooner

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but your never aloud to touch, or play, or even look at any pokemon game ever.

I wish i'll never have any anger problems for the rest of my life.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but people are so mean to you, you now wish you had anger problems.

I wish for a Girlfriend who won't do anything to dump me, even though I'm only 10.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted but she commits suicide because she couldn't stand you. (no offence)

I wish that i was Doctor Octagonapus!

 

[Comatose23]

Granted, but since you cant get angry anymore, you cant shoop-da-whoop your lazor anymore.

I wish I could see my girlfriend more often

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted but you see her so often, it's kind of creepy.

I wish for nicer posts on my forums.

 

[Comatose23]

Granted, but all the nice posts are from creepy pedophiles.

I wish for [youtube][/youtube]

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but you are turned into it.

I wish that i wish.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but now you can't wish.

I wish my dad had faster internet.

 

[Zoey2070]

Granted, but your computer/laptop breaks.
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, therefore you are eaten alive by Larry the Cable Guy.

I wish for confetti

 

[Dark Soul]

Granted, but the confetti is highly flammable and the microwave just exploded. OH SHI-

I wish that Paul the magic octopus hadn't chosen Spain to win.

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted but Paul the magic octopus explodes killing all the Netherland players , so Spain win be forfeit D:

I wish I had a professional chef in my house who cooked me all the food I love (which doesnt food poison me )

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but he goes nuts and hides knives in your food. Well its technically not food poisoning.

I wish for a kazoo.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish this wish was uncrushable.

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Now your other wishes are crushed.

I wish for a bowl of veggie fried noodles.

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted. But, the noodles had been tested in a scientific lab experiment and they come alive and eat your family...and you.

I wish for a car that can talk

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it says profound things that make people think your a potty mouth, then you get shot for your car making racial slurs.

I wish a colony of Mudkipz would move in next door.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but they keepthrowing mudat you.

I wish for no more surprises.

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Now your life is dull and boring.

I wish for a new sprite idea.

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted, but you forget it,

I wish I had better mascara, mines crappy D:

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted, but you get 'Dark Brown Crap' as the color.

I wish for a submarine that is invincible from anything happening to it

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it lands on top of you.

I wish I lived safely in the pokemon world.

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted, but then you are shot in the real world, run over by a hippo and fall of a cliff into a volcano

I wish I had a cookie

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted, but it's one of them cookies with the currents and the rasins in them which taste like crap

I wish my sister wasnt a pompous idiot who left the hair staightners on,
Then they wouldnt of got confiscated for agesss (Grrr D:<)

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now she's a deviant who breaks windows and burns down houses, as well as stealing candy from people and....le gasp D: Jay Walking !!!!!!


I wish I could get some peace and quiet here.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but it gets boring and you don't know when that fire is gonna get you.

I wish for a spy

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but A. Since he's a spy, you don't know you have one. B. He cracks your neck.

I wish I was an adventuring pirate.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but your ship is robbed, sinks, and you die. I wish for a piece of fried chicken.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, But Sam Puckett comes and steals it (I love iCarly)

I wish for TF2

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it is thrown at your head and you die.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

I wish Zoroark made a wish

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but it can never be crushed. ;D

I wish I had every Ed, Edd, n' Eddy episode on one DVD, had everything to play it, could remember watching it, and got to watch it.