Crush a wish!

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted. Then your brain slips out of your ear.

I wish I had some pepsi

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted but you become HYPER AND JITTERY HYPER AND JITTERY HYPER AND JITTERY HYPER AND JITTERY AAAAHHH!

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD CALL THE DOCTOR!

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted. But he doesn't make house calls.

I wish my entire world was impervious from anyone saying anything that could make it bad!

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Now we're bored.

I wish for supa speed.

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted. But you go up in flames from the friction.

I wish for world peace

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted. Now every games that involves fighting has been recalled.

I wish I was no longer an insomniac.

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted. But, you are on a coffee rush and you run straight into traffic

I wish I had a DSi

 

[Doubled]

Granted. But its broken. You have it though.

I wish I could paint on my computer like the others.

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted. But you end up frying the programming and you find out the computer stores are 'sold out' so you cry...

I wish a bag of pretzels. A FULL bag of PRETZELS

 

[Doubled]

granted, but their from 1970.

I wish I could speak English and Japanese.

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted. But, everyone you know starts talking in Hebrew.

I wish a had a pair of fake lips

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but they look ridiculous and become your real lips.

I wish I had a white-chocolate macadamia nut cookie that was made just 2 minutes ago, wasn't poisoned or harmful, tasted wonderful, and that I got to eat and lived the rest of my life and died of natural causes.

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted, but you come back to life as a Hippo with no friends

I wish I had a hamster ball I could live in

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but you accidently roll into the sea, and drown.

I wish I could level my Pokemonz better in Crystal.

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but you battle a tough gym leader and you have a bad move set from leveling up.

I wish for Hacks.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, a bunny with a pancake on it's head eats it.

I wish, I wish I had a fish!

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but I slap you with it and it's radioactive (By the way, Hacks are cheats)

I wish for Cheats.

 

[cbosma9]

granted but every time you turn on your game it freezes

i wish i was better a ssbb

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but no one wants to play with you. Then your game is hacked.

I wish for a GS ball.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but you can't do nuthen with it. Its bolted shut, not only that you live niwhere near the Ilex shrine.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted. You now spell worse.

I wish there was a pokecharms island that we could all live on.

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted, but it gets blown up by Assassins

I wish all unhealthy food was healthy :]

 

[UchihaHibiki]

Granted, but you get fat and have a heart attack anyway

I wish a bone

 

[ToadDude]

? Um ok... You get one and you choke on it.... (I wish a bone!?!?)

I wish for a wish!

 

[Pokecomic Central]

granted,but the wish turns out to be a fairy.


i wish that i work for the Pokemon company

 

[AmethystDragon]

Granted, but you are FIRED!

I wish more Black and White info was out

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted, but you die before it gets out

I wish for an earthquake TM :]

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but the CD is scratched, teaching sabd attack instead D:

I wish That we could have some kind of Interspace where we could enter the internet and meet each other.

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but it is shut down because of Internet drug dealing.

I wish my Crystal wasn't corrupted.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Granted, but you don't realize that your GameBoy is what corrupts your games, so every other game is corrupt, and you can't play Crystal without corrupting it.

I wish I still had my physics workbook (summerwork is impossible without it)

 

[EeveeIsBrown]

Granted, but it gets wet, from the rain

I wish my drawings wernt so cringey to look at (sorry if cringey is spelt wrong, i made up the word : )

 

[pfreaking unbelievable]

Granted, but now they're all smothered

 

[Blarg]

I wish Pokemonfreak could remember to make a freaking wish!

 

[Kerauno]

Granted, but you forget to make one once.

I wish for a Mr. Microphone!

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it doesn't work due to being used to bash someone over the head with it, and guess what! Your fingerprints are on it!

I wish I could go to the dream world using Dream Smoke.

 

[Blarg]

Granted, but a dream Granbull bites your face off.

I wish Dead Rising 2 wasn't delayed for release.

 

[Lord Zortn]

Granted, but it contained a virus witch destroyed your game system.

I wish for disinfected sand.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted. It's useless.

I wish for an ice cube ^^

 

[Lord Zortn]

granted but they melt.

i wish for me to go DUUUHHHHHH....

 

[ToadDude]

[Joke] It already happend! [/Joke]
I wish... I had a time machine! (What will people do with this..?)