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Crush a wish!

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EeveeIsBrown

EeveeIsBrown

That was so mean :'( haha ::)

Granted, but I come along steal the sause and replace it with a bottle of crappy sauce that makes you fat :p

I wish that my wishes wouldnt be crushed 8)
 
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Blarg

Blarg

Granted, but that somehow creates a time paradox, and you explode.

I wish for Trololo to have a concert in my hometown.
 
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Comatose23

Granted, but no one will accept your friend request because you spend your time crushing wishes on pokemon forums.

I wish we had a vending machine
 
Fusilbleu

Fusilbleu

Granted, but in order to do that, you have become mutilated and stitched back together many times at the finger tips, you now have two fore fingers at the second knuckles connected to your hand and your fingertips. Kinda like from that horror movie splice...or something like that.

I wish I had a "buddy of my own"
 
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AmethystDragon

Granted, but he's a creep.

I wish I owned a completely harmless, friendly, immortal, loyal, always-loves-me-and-never-leaves-me, and invincible Mew that I loved for as long as we lived.
 
Fusilbleu

Fusilbleu

granted, but it comes with the aperature portal device, the aperature laboratory which you are now trapped in, and Glados. Have a nice day.

I wish I had glados
 
Rozi

Rozi

Granted. Your life is now a lie, congratzi!

I wish I had a unicorn that drives tanks. Don't question. Just appreciate.
 
Lord Zortn

Lord Zortn

Granted but then you wonder why you left your house 3 times and died each and every time. (confuzing huh?)

Hey! (I wish that) You're not allowed to crush my wish! >:(
 
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Blarg

Blarg

Whoops! What I meant was, you never crushed his wish, but now I'll crush yours: Granted, but now I say something that makes you feel bad. >:3

I wish for an aardvark.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but the high maintainance required for one has you constantly spending money on food, space, and bleach to keep your house from smelling like a shit farm.

I wish that the Earth moves a little bit slower so that there were 30 hours in a day instead of 24
 
Dark Soul

Dark Soul

Granted, but now there are 30 timezones and one directly crosses your house so you never really know the time.

I wish I was in a dimension full of cookies and milkshakes that can't go bad in any way.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but so much win was used to make your car that your very existance is made of fail to compensate. Since win and fail cannot interact in the same plane of reality, you can never drive your car.

I wish I had gone on a walk yesterday
 
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Anonymous

Granted but Ganondorf kills you before you could actully use the Wind Waker.

I wish my character on WoW was lv.80 already!
 
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Anonymous

Granted but Toon Link stabs you in the forehead.

I wish people would stop saying "The cake is a lie".
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but now everyone tells you that your life is a lie sending you spiraling into an emo depression

I wish I was better at cooking bacon
 
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Anonymous

Granted but all pigs and turkeys go extinct and there's no more bagon left in the world.

I wish I had a Desukan (you know ,the fifth gen pokemon).
 
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Anonymous

Granted but you fall in a volcano and melt like a rock.
I wish fireworks were less dangerous.
 
Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
Granted, but I catch you and leave you in PC purgatory

I wish I had the same house in real life that I do in the Sims and the money to afford it.
 
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