Crush a wish!

[Twist]

Granted but the boy who rubs your lamp drops it by accident and kills you, via brain hemorrhage

I wish I had a baseball!

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but a baseball player hits you with a baseball bat!

I wish Pokemon Black and White were out in England already!

 

[Animefan1]

granted but its too much than you can afford


i wish i had a slice of cheesecake

 

[Pokemaster48]

Granted, but then you find out that you were supposed to celebrate Hanikuh, and you end up with octople (8 times) the presents.

first of all i thank burnkirby because he got me lots of presents(cuz my last post i wanted lots of presents so i wanted someone to crush my wish of having no presents

anyway the cheesecake was rotten and if you ate it you died

i wish for a flying pikachu

 

[windsaver]

Granted
But It hates you and Flies Away...

I wish for A New Gaming Computer

 

[flutter shy]

granted but u spill water on it and it breaks

i wish for a new pokemon game

~flutter shy~

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but its for a console you don't own.

 

[ToadDude]

I wish burnkirby2010 made a wish! (No hard feelings, everyone does now and then)

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then you go blind and can't see what I wished for.

I wish I Pokemon Black was out in English in North America

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but they are costing you 2000$. Money you don't have.

I wish for a Tic Tac! (Tic Tacs! *sucking noise* Ahh!)

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but they turn out to be a lie and knock you unconscience when you eat them.

I wish the plot of the Pokemon anime wasn't so repititive.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but all TVs' in the world are busted, preventing you from watching it.

I wish for a million dollars, and a gallon of gas! (Cookie for those who get the ref.)

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but someone steals your million dollars and the gas blows up your car.

I wish I knew what Toad was referring to.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but your memory is wiped, so you can't remember. (It's an Annoying Orange ref. It's a Youtube series.)

I wish for a Shiny Absol in my Heartgold game. (Hey! It's Wednesday! Hoenn Sound is playing!)

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then it turns out to be a non-shiny Ditto in disguise!

I wish the cake wasn't a lie (anyone get that ref?)

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, it's the truth.

I wish I knew what Kirby was refing to! XD

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then an anvil falls on your head. You survive, bout you forget what I was referring to. (I was refering to Chuggaaconroy's LP of Paper Mario: TTYD. I'm a big fan of his LP's).

I wish Cartoon Network would stop coming up with disgusting and freaky cartoons.

 

[ToadDude]

Granted. They now show things such as Dora. And Teletubbies.

I wish for Halo Reach

 

[Animefan1]

Granted but it turns out to be lamer than you thought ):

I wish for less-annoying cousins ....

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, bur now you have brothers who are twice as annoying!

I wish I was immortal!

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but you have to suffer through torture your whole life.

i wish I was Maximum Ride

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but you get shot by a drunk maniac weilding a bazooka. ):

I wish for a DSi XL

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but it eats your soul

I wish for a shiny Vulpix

 

[Electabuzz_65]

granted, but you dont have a fire stone and it only knows hm moves!!!
i wish for a candy bar

 

[PokeGirlPraure]

Granted, but instead of caramel you find tomato sauce.

I wish to finally get Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs.

 

[MSML]

Granted but the game explodes

I wish to wish for a whished wish that was wished

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you ened up wishing for nothing!

I wish grinding for levels on Pokemon games was easier.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but all your pokemon now suck

I wish my Ninetails wasn't such a slut.

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but now its a prostitute.

I wish shinies were easier to get for me

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then all your Pokemon games get smashed and destroyed by some random hooligan.

I wish I hadn't caught a cold during the first week of my Christmas break.

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but you get the flu instead!

I wish I was Braver.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but you get lung cancer.

I wish for a wish

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but I crush that wish

I wish for a cat

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but its invisible and has rabies 0_0

I wish I could figure out how to make Grilled Chicken taste like steak.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but you get a tapeworm from it

I wish thatmy Birthday wasn't coming up so soon (The parties are always embarssing)

 

[PokeGirlPraure]

Granted, but the party gets even more embarrassing when you spill Cola on your pants and look like you peed.

I wish for HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but it gets moved to next April.

I wish for the the world's most comfurtable pillow.

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

granred, but you lose feeling in your head.

I wish I wrote fasterrrrr

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you lose your hands in a chain saw accident.

I wish I had all the money in the world!

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but it burned away 20 years ago! (You said Had )

I wish that Jirachi was my pet