Crush a wish!

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you get hit on the head with an anvil and get amnesia (yay cartoon violence!).

I wish Feraligatr was a Water/Dark type (it could pull it off).

 

[888Warrior888]

Granted, but you have to jump off the Hoover Dam.

I wish that Pokemon B&W would already come out!

 

[Ghosty]

Granted
But Your Mum Has Another Child Which Smashes Yours

I wish I Could Sprite All day

 

[888Warrior888]

Granted, but you have to smash 1,100 empty bottles of beer on your head.

I wish I would start feeling better...(I'm Sick right now. D=)

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but you have to get sicker first. I wish I had a jacket that actually kept me warm.

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but it makes u look stupid

i wish for chickens

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but they're evil, demonic chickens that take over the world!

I wish chickens hadn't taken over the world...

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but there are now no such things as chickens!

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but now you have to go to work.

I wish it had snowed more where I live (a snow day is no fun if you can't play with the snow...)

 

[GyaraTheGyaradosMaster]

Granted, but the bits of snow are so big that you get crushed.

I wish PKMN were real, especially the cute and fluffy ones!

 

[ToadDude]

Granted, but they kill you before you even get a Pokéball.

I wish for a cookie. C:

 

[Foxy]

Granted but it vaporizes as soon as you touch it . I wish for sleep.

 

[Electabuzz_65]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish i had fireworks.

 

[GyaraTheGyaradosMaster]

Granted, have you seen LOTR? The fireworks are the giant dragon ones that was a magical one, then it kills you.

I wish that Flygons were real.(Yes they are my fav poke!)

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but they turn psycho and try to take over the world!

I wish for an uncrushable wish. I wish it would rain orange soda!

 

[PkMnTrainerDiamond]

Granted, but it turns acidic.

I wish my insomnia was cured.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then you fall into enternal slumber.

I wish for randomness!

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but then everything becomes unexplainable and bizzare beyond belief. I wish for a mountain dew slushy.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, now your so hyper that time has stopped!

I wish for more inspiration.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but then you have to watch as I take it away from you XD. I wish for time to start again.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but you stay frozen in time.

I wish for a spaceship.

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but it crashes into your Xbox/Wii/Ds. (What electronic you have)
Wishes school got canceled.

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Time to go to prison!

I wish that I had more morale to write.

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but the writing sucks badly.

 

[BurnKirby]

I wish Stam had made a wish (no hard feelings, I occasionally forget too.).

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, but his wish is so long you blow up!
Wishes my eyes didn't burn. (I been on my Dsi way to long)

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

(I'm a SHE!)
Granted, but now you don't have any eyes.

I wish I had remembered to make a wish. :-[ :-[

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but your computer crashes!

I wish for a copy of Pokemon Emerald!

 

[Phanes]

Granted, you spontaneously combust into flames and now living in text books being a part of the phenomenon.

I wish for a new home to stay in and all paid off.

 

[Ghosty]

Granted but it was the worst home EVER!

I wish that i could dance like you can

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Erm,Granted, but Suddenly you begin to dance wonderfully so you don't dance like I can anymore.

I wish I found my long lost Emerald.

 

[Ghosty]

Granted but you got bored really quickly and smashed

I wish i had every pokemon in the world MU HA HA HA!

 

[Stam~ Susie Salmon]

Granted, but you also get a bad egg and your game corrupts itself.

I wish for a new car.

 

[Doubled]

Granted. Now say hello to your Hotwheels car

I wish that 4kids would just die.

 

[BurnKirby]

Granted, but then you find out that they were working on a new show that you thought looked like a really great show.

I wish I had a Blastoise.

 

[Foxy]

Granted, but my Leafeon destroys it before you can do anything. I wish for a nice, warm jacket.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but its on fire. The good thing is that its nice, so it wants a hug :3

I wish that Youtube loaded videos faster.

 

[Doubled]

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish that my tooth would stop hurting.

 

[Louie Forest]

Granted, but you get a headache.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed in 5 minutes.

 

[MSML]

Granted, but you have to go to bed in 30 seconds.

I wish for a gf.