Psymallard
Previously mallard
Discussion- https://pokecharms.com/threads/fantastic-fantasy-discussion.23576/
Kid woke up with a headache. He felt wooden rods against his back, and without opening his eyes he attempted to stretch, only to kick some more wooden rods. His eyes flew open, and he found himself hanging from the ceiling in a circular wooden cage. He found a giant elven woman lying sideways in a wooden throne fit for her size, with a tattooed elven warrior standing at her side. Queen Elsa spoke up, "Ah, little demon is awake! You know, I should have seen that Ashen had a secret sixtieth heir. Whatever, I am sooooo sure that he'll attack first, now that we have one of his sons." She giggled, but interrupting that was a roar of laughter coming from the cage. "You idiot, you really think he'll come for me? I'd be surprised if he knows I was even born!" Kid sat back triumphantly, as if he ruined her entire scheme with those two sentences. There was a moment of silence, during which Elsa sat up with a sympathetic grimace painted across her face. The tattooed warrior fumed. "YOU SCUM! HOW DARE YOU INSULT QUEEN ELSA?! I SHALL NAIL YOUR HIDE TO-" "That is enough, Gireffa," Elsa scolded, "I know you smelt royal blood in his veins, but I think containing him is worthless. Cut him down." The general looked at the ground. "Yes, my queen..." he muttered as he threw a knife through the wooden chain holding Kid in the air. The wooden cage smashed into the ground, and Kid let out an "Oof-" as it did so. He got up slowly at first, then scrambled out and away from the throne room. Two guards, uninformed that the prisoner was let go, shouted as Kid ran by. The demon froze like a deer in headlights as the two men, one elven, one tabaxian, went to tackle him. They went through him and smashed into each other, and collapsed to the ground. Kid dropped the illusion to reveal he was really already several strides ahead. "See ya, suckers!" He shouted back at the guards. He booked it out of Restfore's capital and then a ways, and when he got tired, Luchador, his chinchilla who was previously sleeping inside his vest's inner pocket, would drag him through the dirt, as Kid asked him to.
When the sun was at its peak, they finally got over the Restfore-Thentral border and a Thentralian town came into view. Exhausted, Kid stumbled into a tavern. He stumbled onto a barstool, and asked the barmaid for a glass of milk. "Uh... We don' sell milk here, sugah. I coul' getcha a glass o' water if ya want," she responded. "That's fine," Kid grumbled. The barmaid turned around to make it, and moments later Kid was gulping down the cold fluid, his exhaustion leaving him as he did so.
Kid woke up with a headache. He felt wooden rods against his back, and without opening his eyes he attempted to stretch, only to kick some more wooden rods. His eyes flew open, and he found himself hanging from the ceiling in a circular wooden cage. He found a giant elven woman lying sideways in a wooden throne fit for her size, with a tattooed elven warrior standing at her side. Queen Elsa spoke up, "Ah, little demon is awake! You know, I should have seen that Ashen had a secret sixtieth heir. Whatever, I am sooooo sure that he'll attack first, now that we have one of his sons." She giggled, but interrupting that was a roar of laughter coming from the cage. "You idiot, you really think he'll come for me? I'd be surprised if he knows I was even born!" Kid sat back triumphantly, as if he ruined her entire scheme with those two sentences. There was a moment of silence, during which Elsa sat up with a sympathetic grimace painted across her face. The tattooed warrior fumed. "YOU SCUM! HOW DARE YOU INSULT QUEEN ELSA?! I SHALL NAIL YOUR HIDE TO-" "That is enough, Gireffa," Elsa scolded, "I know you smelt royal blood in his veins, but I think containing him is worthless. Cut him down." The general looked at the ground. "Yes, my queen..." he muttered as he threw a knife through the wooden chain holding Kid in the air. The wooden cage smashed into the ground, and Kid let out an "Oof-" as it did so. He got up slowly at first, then scrambled out and away from the throne room. Two guards, uninformed that the prisoner was let go, shouted as Kid ran by. The demon froze like a deer in headlights as the two men, one elven, one tabaxian, went to tackle him. They went through him and smashed into each other, and collapsed to the ground. Kid dropped the illusion to reveal he was really already several strides ahead. "See ya, suckers!" He shouted back at the guards. He booked it out of Restfore's capital and then a ways, and when he got tired, Luchador, his chinchilla who was previously sleeping inside his vest's inner pocket, would drag him through the dirt, as Kid asked him to.
When the sun was at its peak, they finally got over the Restfore-Thentral border and a Thentralian town came into view. Exhausted, Kid stumbled into a tavern. He stumbled onto a barstool, and asked the barmaid for a glass of milk. "Uh... We don' sell milk here, sugah. I coul' getcha a glass o' water if ya want," she responded. "That's fine," Kid grumbled. The barmaid turned around to make it, and moments later Kid was gulping down the cold fluid, his exhaustion leaving him as he did so.