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Private/Closed Naruto AU RP: discussion

First Exam:

  • Written exam

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • ??? New exam

    Votes: 7 58.3%

  • Total voters
    12
  • Poll closed .
Well I'm going to sell you as a slave to a nation I'm going to destroy, so thanks for the support. I'll be needing that jinchuriki so I can have the nine tails under my control too
What type of slaves are we talking about my guy?
Btw I’m selling my OC’s who don’t rebel/ aren’t strong enough to rebel and do something as free ship slaves

Retro I ate your cousin the other day. He was a French fry in mcdonalds

Great so now we have an OC Ship slave market

Azumi: Instead of sex, can these slaves be used for battle? Preferably if they are not among the five "great" nations of course.

(Kai being overprotective)



Annnnnd godjacob buys the first slave

Wait wtf, they’re sex slaves?! Where is this going?!

Could be used as that. Raikus the hottest one. And by “hottest” I mean the one I want to sell the most

Taiyo: *steals the Female ship slaves*

Exactly. This is also why he’s my hottest ship slave
Edit: That French fry comment still cracks me up lmao
 
Try to convince him so Danzo has a way to get inside info on the Uchiha. But you have to be convincing. Say stuff he'll want to hear. Also, Kiro is the slave. Though maybe I should keep him...
You can control Danzo for that segment if you want.

I honestly think it would be insane if Raiku turns out to be the mastermind behind the Leaf destruction and plan for world domination. Raiku could probably kill Kiro while he’s trying to process the entire thing. It could even be like when Obito revealed himself to Kisame.

Kiro: So it was you this whole time. Who would’ve guessed...
 
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say someone, I won't name names, thinks all those characters would be shit leaders XD
No one said anything about them being bad leaders.
Doesn't change much...Slavery is probably legal now though, and the Mist gets added to that Super-Alliance because Tsuki and Taiyo are in bed together.

Kenji feels incredibly left out at 5 Kage summits because Yasu-Tomiko, and Taiyo-Tsuki probably do unspeakable things at night and he's just left there feeling super awkward.

They still all implode after a while, its just the way of the world.
This is what Nebby meant about the Kages bedding each other though lel
 
I mean if we go that direction eventually a sun may explode and kill us all if we don't invent high high distance space travel. Making any political moves a moot point :p
That's true. In a few million years our Sun will turn into a Red Giant and engulf the earth. It's only a matter of time really unless we invent high distance space travel or move the entire planet, political moves are truly moot in the extremely long-distance future perspective.
 
That's true. In a few million years our Sun will turn into a Red Giant and engulf the earth. It's only a matter of time really unless we invent high distance space travel or move the entire planet, political moves are truly moot in the extremely long-distance future perspective.

And this is why Nihilism is the way to go!

Tomiko: Man you all suck. I'm gonna keep doing my thing while you all be debby downers.
 
By the way, who ya gunning for?

Who am I gunning for with Kenji? Or who the character is interested in already in universe XD

That's the tricky part. Aisha I control and I don't do self shipping much plus I think their dynamic works better if everyone assumes they are an item through misunderstanding but they are not rather than being one. Furijia, Sakura & Sagiso would be the most logical choice, as they are among the only major characters he had interactions with at all and Sagiso would be my personal choice but she is wayyyy too crowded as is and I feel Kiro stole any thunder Kenji could make here.
 
Who am I gunning for with Kenji? Or who the character is interested in already in universe XD

That's the tricky part. Aisha I control and I don't do self shipping much plus I think their dynamic works better if everyone assumes they are an item through misunderstanding but they are not rather than being one. Furijia, Sakura & Sagiso would be the most logical choice, as they are among the only major characters he had interactions with at all and Sagiso would be my personal choice but she is wayyyy too crowded as is and I feel Kiro stole any thunder Kenji could make here.
Depends. Kiro-Sagisō is a thing. I personally don't want to see any Byaku-Sharingan babies, and I feel like being Harem Queen of a Kenji harem would be far easier because Kiro might not have the skill to get a Harem.

Not sure where Furījia's romantic life is going, and Sakura is basically self-shipping too.

Well, tell ya what. Kiro vs Kenji!

It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!!

Beyond this though, I make no effort to throw Sagisō at an OC. I'm gonna try to let things happen naturally. Which means is Sagisō is the aggressive one in the relationship, then you're already failing. She wouldn't like a husband with less initiative than her. She needs something to show off when she drags him back to Nadeshiko (not to live).
Danzo’s seal goes on the tongue right?

It is indeed.
 
Memes and shipping aside Kiro vs. Kenji could be interesting. But I want to get a fight with Kenji going where I get a sense of how his new power up/jutsu works as a sample run before I can with confidence challenge this monster of monsters who basically has his standard skills but is better across the board XD
Kiro is better across the board than Sagisō except for you know...inferior Taijutsu and semi-inferior visual prowess, but he almost died! You can do it~
 
Kiro is better across the board than Sagisō except for you know...inferior Taijutsu and semi-inferior visual prowess, but he almost died! You can do it~

I appreciate the morale boost XD

But Sagiso had her own unique skills to make her, well, different from Kiro. Kenji & Kiro are both lightning specialists with Kiro having added goods (Sharingan & Curse Mark.) Even Kenji's new ace, Wolf Cloak, is unsure how it compares to LCM (Other than being presumed slower) as I have yet to display it in a fight, and have already hinted at chakra drain cost which can and will screw him over as a penalty to the technique.
 
I appreciate the morale boost XD

But Sagiso had her own unique skills to make her, well, different from Kiro. Kenji & Kiro are both lightning specialists with Kiro having added goods (Sharingan & Curse Mark.) Even Kenji's new ace, Wolf Cloak, is unsure how it compares to LCM (Other than being presumed slower) as I have yet to display it in a fight, and have already hinted at chakra drain cost which can and will screw him over as a penalty to the technique.
Uhhh, I'm heading to bed. @Mystic Zander i pass the torch to you.
 
Uhhh, I'm heading to bed. @Mystic Zander i pass the torch to you.
I was already on it.

Nah it's fine I need some sleep XD.

Really I am all up for the battle, just want to get Kenji a battle before Kiro to test out his improvements. Kiro is probably the worst match up Kenji can possibly have but we'll see how it goes :p
Shhhhh, you cant show worry than run away. Cmere....
 
Kiro just hasn’t received an “I need to marry her” moment with Sagisō. After the fight, he should be back on neutral terms with her. At most, he shouldn’t have anymore grudges.

If anything, the roles are switched. Sagisō is now keeping to herself, breaking down everything Kiro says in the most negative way. Meanwhile Kiro’s the one who’s made the effort to converse with both Tayuya and Sagisō. Getting those books is like you’re trying too get Sagisō to just focus on something else. Kiro will eventually be so bored out of his mind he’ll have to talk to himself lmao

Kiro: Hey, let’s talk.

Sagisō: *finds another reason why Kiro might be retarded*

Kiro: Karma is a bitch.

Shura and Tayuya still being there isn’t helping either lel
 
Kiro just hasn’t received an “I need to marry her” moment with Sagisō. After the fight, he should be back on neutral terms with her. At most, he shouldn’t have anymore grudges.

If anything, the roles are switched. Sagisō is now keeping to herself, breaking down everything Kiro says in the most negative way. Meanwhile Kiro’s the one who’s made the effort to converse with both Tayuya and Sagisō. Getting those books is like you’re trying too get Sagisō to just focus on something else. Kiro will eventually be so bored out of his mind he’ll have to talk to himself lmao

Kiro: Hey, let’s talk.

Sagisō: *finds another reason why Kiro might be retarded*

Kiro: Karma is a bitch.

Shura and Tayuya still being there isn’t helping either lel
She's not actually taking anything he says negatively, I'm just using her as a medium to let you and godjacob know that your secret-keeping skills are like...well, let's just say they have negative values. I was going to have her prompt a conversation, however, I didn't feel like it was time.

It's more so because Tayuya and Shura are stalkers lel. So I'm waiting for that scene to end.
 
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