"...Sheow, whatchu sayin is ya suck at bein ah Zorua?", Barry said, tilting his head slightly, "ah mean, ahm a Biduf, so ah guess ah ain't one ta talk..." Their conversation was interrupted preemptively when one of the scientist walked into the room, his very presence caused almost every Pokemon in the room to slink away in terror, fearing that they might be next on the mad mans list of experiments. The doctor, mad grin on his face, informed them that Barry was going to be the next participant in his mad fusion experiment, but the doctor was apparently easily distracted as his attention was immediately stolen by Shadow and Trik.
"Ya mhean I'm gonna be fhused with a Pokgumon dat doesen s'huck?", Barry said, his eye's gaining a glimmer of hope admit the drunken glaze, he wasn't sure if he should be happy about this, or worried. However, he knew he is time wasn't up yet as he saw Shadow and Trik taken by the scientist, but knew his turn would be soon.
"N-no, p-please, they-y're just chi-chi-children!". the Vulpizel cried as the two poor Pokemon were taken by the madman. But his cries fell on deaf ears as the two were thrown into the machine, the doctor threw the switch, the only thing that could be heard over his maniacal laughter was the cries of the two innocent Pokemon. Eventually the flashing lights stopped, and there, where two Pokemon once were, now stood only one, an abomination of nature, and atrocity to Arceus, it was, it was....
"SWEET LORD, SHEA'S BEUTIFUL!", Barry cried, his eye's lighting up as he stared at the Zourinex. Apparently, Barry wasn't the only one who thought so, all around them the Pokemon, fusion or not, stared with lust filled eye's at the Zourinex. All were taken in by the the way her sleek, black ruff complimented her long, slender Shink-like body. The mystique of a Zorua's red and black highlights added to the intimidating allure that a Shinx naturally possessed, leaving her both frightening to look at, but so gorgeous that one did not want to look away. Finally it seemed, these mad men mad finally had a properly successful fusion experiment. The scientist, positively beaming, returned his creation back to their cage, Barry just stared goofily at the beautiful fusion, but the Vulpizel seemed more concerned about the newly made creatures condition.
"I-it d-didn't hurt, you are f-f-fortunate, ours....h-hurt quite a bit", the Vulpizel said, looking a bit down trodden, but also relieved that the two didn't suffer, "ah-ah-atleast you two ca-came out l-looking p-pretty, n-not a fr-reak like m-me". The Vulpizel looked at its cages floor as it ran a paw slowly across its body, as though attempting to find some part of it that didn't make it feel like a monstrosity.
"Ah shut-up, ya don't look half ash bahd as ya shay you do, hell, you neow dat ah got a gud look at'cha, ya khinda cute, unlike ugly ova dere", Barry said, pointing at the Growlvee. The Vulpizel felt oddly flattered by Barry's words, the Growlvee, on the other hand, defiantly was not put in a better mood by Barry's remark. Clearly this one was one of their first fusion attempts, and it showed. It's body was mismatched and wrong, it's body was bulky but it's limbs bizarrely thin, and it's ruff seemed awkwardly placed on its body. Clearly the Growlvee envied the Zourinex for coming out so flawlessly, and Barry now sparked the fusions rage as well, but grew a sly grin as it saw the mad scientist lift Barry up, the next victim in his made experiment.
"Now, lets see, what should I fuse you with, ah I know, how about-"
"Dr. Zimmen's, what are you doing, what did I saw about performing experiments after hours!", a voice cried out, causing the man to drop Barry back in the cage, and on his head, and have him stand at attention. Dr. Raxel, the head scientist, had re-entered the room, looking extremely disgruntled, like he was awoken early from a nap that was long over do for him. The moment he entered the room, he briskly walked straight to the mad man responsible for the fusion of Shadow and Trik, locked his gaze with him, and began yelling at him about protocol.
"B-but my t-theory, it worked, look at the result", Dr. Zimmen replied pointing at the Zourinex. Dr. Raxel about to tell Dr. Zimmen he didn't give a crap about what he did, but apparently one look at the fusion changed his mind entirely. For a brief moment, their was silence as Dr. Raxel just took in the sight of the creature that Dr. Zimmer created, observing every detail, looking over every aspect. Seeing a moment of opportunity, Dr. Zimmen handed Dr. Raxel a sheet of papers, which the head scientist took a moment to look over, before finally setting them down and letting out a great sigh.
"Damn it Zimmen, she's perfect, absolutely perfect in all aspects, our fusion experiment finally flawlessly combined the best aspects of two Pokemon and put them into one creature, and you had to be the jack-ass that did it", Dr Raxel said while placing his palm to his face. His expression was hard to read, it was like a mix of great joy over a hard earned success, utter disbelief at how he got it, and total exhaustion. Dr. Zimmen, however, was absolutely gittey.
"YEAH I KNOW, I KNEW I COULD GET THE FORMULA RIGHT! I also have this great idea to fuse this Bidoof with-"
"And this is why you'll never move up in this facility, just think for a second man, the goal of our experiments is to combine the best traits of two Pokemon while also getting ride of the negative ones in turn, tell me, what positive traits does a Bidoof posses?", Dr. Raxel asked the overexcited scientist. Dr. Zimmem open his mouth wide, as though eager to give a response, be his expression gradually dropped down into a state of deep thinking. It was as though he was desperately trying to think of one positive attribute a Bidoof had.
"That's what I thought, listen, if you want to keep working through the night, I won't stop you, not after this...unbelievable success", he said, pointing at the Zourinex, "but please, check with Mary before you decided to run an experiment, she's at least down to earth enough to stop you from doing something stupid, I'm going back to bed...". With that, Dr. Raxel left the area, leaving Dr. Zimmen to his work, who immediately began looking around for other test subject to evaluate.
"Well, dat kinda shuck...ah bastad dhropped me on mah nose,", Barry said, rubbing his face as he watched Dr. Zimmer walked away, " but ash for da fhusin dhing, mahybe dats for da best though, whoeva I fhused with might not leik alcohol, an if dat happend, I don't knhow wat I'd dho, well, mahbe bein fhuised with a Bidoof might mhake dem take up dhrinken, hehe..." The Vulpizel however, pressed his face against the bars in an attempt to get the new fusions attention.
"S-s-so what d-do you want us t-to call you n-now", the Vulpizel stuttered out, "Shadirk, or m-maybe Tridow?" However, before it could get an answer, it noticed its fellow fusion collapse on the ground, exhausted. It looked shocked for a moment, before it remembered that it was exhausted after its fusion too, and also needed some rest.
"I'd call 'er preddy hehe", Barry said, nudging the Vulpizel through the bars, causing the Fire/Water type to groan and roll his eye's, "hehe, wait, yous ish legal, rhight, ah not dat it matash, yous ish whaaaay outta mah league...eh, yous ish listening?" Barry said to the Zourinex while cocking his head slightly, he clearly didn't notice that she had collapsed. He quickly gave up on talking to her, letting out a sigh and looking out the cage, he was wondering if they were going to bring him any more booze.
