Thanks, it looked a little odd when I typed it out
I feel it's about time I started ...
Just a little FAQ
Welcome, and thanks for coming, before I begin, do you three have names? It'd sure make the interview a lot easier.
We don't tend to use each other's names. There's never been a situation that's called for it.
And I doubt there ever will be.
So, what should I call you?
The trainers, the protagonists, heck, call us Betty and Veronica if you like.
Can I be Betty?
Ahem. So anyway, lots of people have asked, what Pokemon are in your squads?
At the moment, I have a Charmander, a Pikachu, a Rattata, and a Pidgey.
I'd rather not disclose that information in case another trainer uses it against me, though it is widely known that my main Pokemon is an Ivysaur.
Right, right, so, what's the deal with the girl?
Excuse me?
Well, unless you have a name you'd like to go by?
The female trainer will do.
OK. So, what is the deal?
The 'deal' is that I met these two when they helped me flush Neo Team Rocket out of Mount Moon.
Seems I'm barking up the wrong tree ... So, on the topic of Neo Team Rocket, what do you know about them?
That the original Team Rocket were criminals, and these guys don't seem to be much different.
To be fair, we know practically nothing about them ...
But they definately have to be stopped!
Right ... Now, a fair few people have said that someone here has a 'thing' for our female trainer.
Could we, possibly, skip that question?
Yes, but there has been a little confusion towards your ... Preferences ... For example, there was a moment you instigated on the bridge outside Bill's house that -
NOTHING HAPPENED! It was a joke that people took too seriously! Nothing more!
OK ... So, what is it you two want to achieve?
I want to be a Pokemon Master, and have my name put down in the chronicles of Pokemon history!
But I thought you said you don't have a name?
Maybe, but my picture will be there!
Shall I assume the same is true for your friend?
Beats doing anything else, I mean, we seemingly don't have school or a job to worry about, so I figure I may as well keep tagging along.
Are you sure you two aren't -
POSITIVE.
Hey, am I going to be asked any more questions, or can I leave now?
Oh, actually, I do have one question for you. Are you a good guy, or are you evil?
*Storms out with an offended look on her face*
I'm er, just gonna go see if she's OK ...
Oh. Looks like I should probably leave too.
But I still have more questions!
And I have a friend to catch up to.
*Sighs* OK, thank you very much for this interview. It's been a fun insight.
No problem. Thank you again for this oppurtunity.