(How the hell do I still get notifications for this)
I tackle Sky5372 with a butter knife and run away with the briefcase.
I tackle Sky5372 with a butter knife and run away with the briefcase.
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Steal the Briefcase!
- Thread starter Sciencewars
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I come into the karpiverse with my shiny gyrados and grab it and flee into a portal entrance
I chase Kaben and Madeleine with a bag of magikarps and throw it at them, grabbing the briefcase and using my Hades kid powers to transport to the Underworld.
"HAHAHA! MORTAL, NOW I HAVE THE ACHILLES BLESSING/CURSE!" I laugh and chase after Fishykarp at an abnormal speed.
(Its been a year since I've read The Last Olympian.. don't you dare misjudge my mythology knowledge. That will get you ignored. DON'T. YOU. DARE.)
The Furies grab me from above and I summon hoards of skeletons who maul and scream in your ear, giving me time to snatch the briefcase.
The Furies grab me from above and I summon hoards of skeletons who maul and scream in your ear, giving me time to snatch the briefcase.
I sigh and give up, returning to my house to read mythology books, RWBY memes, and Rick Riordan books. I grab SVTFOE scissors and cut through the air, and the briefcase comes flying into the portal.
A glimmer shines in the sky, and I appear. Falling at a massive speed and wearing a helmet made of a hollowed-out watermelon half, I burst through the roof of DaVioletAce's house, snatch the briefcase, and continue my fall, breaking through the floor. I pull out an Acme Hand Drill™ and begin escaping through the ground.
I jump down from below Mr Fishykarp with a smirk and throw some gas at him. As a result, he becomes dizzy and eventually falls asleep. I grab the briefcase with headphones playing I'm The One and twisting a Stygian Iron sword around.
You forget that I never took the briefcase from the Magikarp, who are currently swimming away. The decoy briefcase in your hand explodes and the sound wakes me up. I take the briefcase and make another decoy, give one to the Magikarp and take the other, then we go in opposite directions. You can only chase one
I shrug and grab hold of the Magikarp, bringing out a butter knife and appearing in front of you holding the Magikarp. "This is quite squishy."
I go to the karpiverse and I command feebass to use ice beam and freeze the magikarps and red the shiny gyrados grabs the case and I leave with a gem that will trap the world.
I pause and suddenly my good friend Carrie encases me in a water bubble, so the bomb won't hit. I follow Kaben and Madeleine with the gem, and bring out a bow. I shoot the gem into Kaben and Madeleine's Gyrados, with a bow tied to the back of the gem. I snatch the briefcase from it and tumble down to the core of the Earth.
After the ordeal of digging a drainage ditch for the tunnel, I proceed to send out Sandshrew. She digs down to the Earth's core, and returns to the safety of her Pokeball.
I emerge from the tunnel, wearing my helmet and holding a Horsea like a water pistol.
"This Horsea has the Sniper ability. Give it up."
I emerge from the tunnel, wearing my helmet and holding a Horsea like a water pistol.
"This Horsea has the Sniper ability. Give it up."
"I would never.." she said slyly. "Not very nice of me." she grabs BlackSocks's arm and throws it backwards, making it let go of the Horsea as it tumbled downwards more.
I am soaring in the sky on zekrom and all my pokepals appear and surrounds you in a power bubble that turn into a field and a battle starts and the outcome is unknown.
I fly in on Hochcrow followed by Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and joins in the battle
I tap the briefcase lightly and lets it go. "Perhaps another time would be better,"
Time for the battle to start zekrom and giratina fly up and use thunder and shadow force.
(Credit to @Sciencewars for the original!)
Basically, how this works is one person steals a briefcase, and then someone else steals it from them. Simple! But be creative. Don't just steal the briefcase, steal it in a certain way. I'll start.
In another timeline (from the original StB), I see a man waiting for his plane in an airport. For some reason, I feel like I should steal his briefcase. I do this, and he runs after me. I use a Pocket-Teleporter to teleport out of the airport, and to an underground base about 50 miles away. I hide the briefcase in a highly secure vault.
(It doesn't have to be that long
)
Basically, how this works is one person steals a briefcase, and then someone else steals it from them. Simple! But be creative. Don't just steal the briefcase, steal it in a certain way. I'll start.
In another timeline (from the original StB), I see a man waiting for his plane in an airport. For some reason, I feel like I should steal his briefcase. I do this, and he runs after me. I use a Pocket-Teleporter to teleport out of the airport, and to an underground base about 50 miles away. I hide the briefcase in a highly secure vault.
(It doesn't have to be that long
)
I take a Pokéball off my belt and call out my Ninetales. It distracts you while I sneak up from behind and take the breifcase out of your hands. I jump on Ninetales' back and he jumps out of the window. I take out my dimensional scissors (SVTFOE refrence 
) and travel to Saturn. I hide the breifcase on one of it's many rings and go back to Earth, acting like I had never left.
) and travel to Saturn. I hide the breifcase on one of it's many rings and go back to Earth, acting like I had never left.I crash land on Saturn and My impact made the brief case fly towards the earth and enter atmosphere and catch on fire as it landed