Steal the Briefcase!

[Gamingfan]

I speed up time to forever and a day, causing the briefcase to leave the astral plane. I grab the briefcase and naruto run at FTL speeds.

 

[The Dark Fairy]

As you go back in time due to relativity, I use my super intelligence to grab it at the very right moment, hiding myself at the vanishing point

 

[Spongzilla]

I turn off the frickin matrix and the briefcase appears in my hand then with my normal passage I lock myself in a magical impenetrable forcefield that blocks teleportation and time travel within.

 

[The Dark Fairy]

I shrink so small, that I slip in between the magical energy of the field, growing and grabbing the case, I then shrink so far I enter another universe

 

[Spongzilla]

I use my previously mentioned ant man powers to follow you into he tiny universe then once I arrive I grow to the size of the earth and crush you under my foot grabbing the now giant briefcase (Which I made giant) and jumping off out into the solar system using asteroids and planets and moons as launchpads for my feet.

 

[The Dark Fairy]

What you dont know is that I am crush proof, and this whole solar system is actually a snow globe, that I am holding, I smash it, piercing you body with a ton of glass, grabbing the case, escaping to the end of time

 

[Spongzilla]

The end ofttimes is also the end of you although the briefcase realises its true owner and teleports seconds before time ends killing you instantly and returning to me its rightful owner.

 

[The Dark Fairy]

As it goes back to what it believes to be its rightful place, it relives it was mistaken, going back to save my life and deposit me in new York 2020

 

[Spongzilla]

Well unfortunately it did come to you but only for a second as it had not finished its journey. It rammed its your body forming a briefcase shaped hole in your abdomen before smashing through your wall enter flying to me all the way in Australia. After grabbing he briefcase I entered my personal pocket dimension and sealed the exit.

 

[.Frostbitten.]

*waiting in the briefcase* emerges and does battle with Spongzilla for the right to leave the pocket dimension with the brief case! If successful or otherwise, the key is that it is now <I> who hold the briefcase ... for the moment at least... ^_^

 

[pokecat23]

Use falling stars to smash open the suitcase

 

[=Nightshade=]

I, who have lain dormant from within a falling star, burst forth from my shell of rock and flame and set off a chain reaction of explosions, releasing the briefcase from the grasp of its unjust captor and I seize it to grant its freedom!

 

[pokecat23]

I will trap the briefcase inside a bedrock box

 

[The Dark Fairy]

/gamemode creative

I break open the bedrock, place the briefcase in my inventory and log off

 

[Sunlight Isekai Overdrive]

I log into your account on a side Computer, placing the Briefcase inside High Charity.

 

[=Nightshade=]

I hack into the Minecraft servers and switch places with Minecraft Steve, then change my skin to Kirby and eat the briefcase

 

[Sharksuitguy17]

I use a ditto to transform into a Dialga to turn back time to a point where the briefcase first came into existence, then i steal the briefcase

 

[The Dark Fairy]

I use the space stone to relocate the briefcase into my possession

 

[D34N.U5R]

I shoot everyone in the head and grab the briefcase.

 

[Shikowara]

Joke on you, I'm immortal. I snap my fingers and now the briefcase is in my hands.

 

[=Nightshade=]

I am the briefcase and grow arms and legs and run away

 

[Shikowara]

You're a fake briefcase. I still have the real one and ride away on a bike.

 

[D34N.U5R]

I destroy every universe but not before grabbing the briefcase.

 

[Shikowara]

Destroying every universe is impossible. There are infinite. So, in this one, you never stole the briefcase, and I still have it.

 

[D34N.U5R]

Joke's on you. I am in every universe and take all briefcases.

 

[Shikowara]

I make all but one disappear and snatch it.

 

[D34N.U5R]

I destroy all reality except me and one briefcase and grab it tightly.

 

[Shikowara]

I wasnt destroyed because you did see me. I take off my invisibility cloak and take the briefcase.

 

[D34N.U5R]

I right-click you, then left-click delete, then take the briefcase.

 

[Shikowara]

I have a secret twin who grabs the briefcase from you, who gives it to me, who is still here because I can't be deleted hehe.

 

[D34N.U5R]

I jump out of the PC we're actually in, break it and throw it into the sun, but not before grabbing the briefcase.