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SUICIDE GAME

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Uki

I spent the dollar on Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and then Yugi held me up because I got the card he wanted.


*Drops Pokemon Blue Version*
 
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Squrtachu

Tried to play it on my DS but it wouldn't fit, so i turned it into a grenade and swallowed it


*Drops Half of pokemon blue version*
 
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Squrtachu

*Runs from the mutant sac of potatos into a small creak that opens into a river that has a waterfall that i fall down crushing everybone in my body, then i go to the hosipital and get aids form a intern who forgot to clean the IV needle.*


I drop a clean needle
 
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Steve1993

The tears tap on my head.


...Hey, wait a minute... I'm alive!! I lived through the tears!!!
I- *Gets bricked in the face for not following the game rules. Dies.*

I drop a n00b.
 
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Uki

Squirtachu comes out of no where and lands on me breaking all my bones then I later died.

*Drops a laptop*
 
Silver Scizor

Silver Scizor

The action replay is something I hate, when I go to throw it in the trash, the kitchen floor is wet, and I fall and smash my head.

I drop a banana peel. Once again, classic. ;D
 
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Uki

The onix is falling down on me and I step aside. I thought I was safe, but then when the onix fell it made a mini earthquake and an apple fell from a nearby tree and landed on my head cracking it open.

Drops a penny
 
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Uki

Alaska fell on me ??? It crushed me with all of its mass ??? umm.. then a bear ate me :-\


*Drops a DDR mat*
 
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Uki

I joined the hobbits team to throw a ring in a volcano and on that trip I get an arrow through my heart.


*Drops Xbox*
 
Chibi

Chibi

I step out of the way and start playing the Xbox but I become too obsessed and die from lack of sleep.

Drops an acorn
 
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Squrtachu

*Uses it but than hates myself for needing one so i take every page and slit my wrist, the paramedics arive and carry me away on a streacher.

I arrive at the hospital alive and get put into emergancy care on the top floor.


I than jump out the window landing on the back of an eagle, who feeds me to its kids.*



*Drops An idea*
 
Aero

Aero

idea is to complicated for me to understand and my brain explodes resulting in my third weird death

drops a hint (i was gonna drop this yesterday but didnt have enough time)
 
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Vol

Holds it up, but then gets run through by Dracula, who stole the blood and took my body for a snack.

*drops iPod*
 
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King of Rhinos

I listen to the ipod, and while listening, I accidentally walk into a street, and a car narrowly misses me, then, before I have time to recover, I drop the ipod down a manhole and jump in to find it, never to be seen again


I drop something that in no possible way could get anyone killed
 
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Squrtachu

I realize that there is now way i can die from the item you droped so i throw it at the ground where it hits a landmine killing me instantly


I drop half a landmine
 
Aero

Aero

i kick it and it goes into a field of land mines and blows me up along with half the moon(yes i was there when i kicked it)

drops the other half of the moon
 
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Squrtachu

Eats the moon(Beacouse it is made of cheese) but than i find out i am lactose intolerant so i got to the hospital where i jump form the roof, but the fall doesnt kill me so i run out into the street and get runover by a milk truck.(Ironic Huh)?



Drops a glass of milk
 
Chibi

Chibi

I die from the horror of watching Bambi.

I drop a pencil sharperner.

(Darnit Daniels! i had a good one too!)
 
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Steve1993

The pencil sharpener hits me on the head full force, and I fall into an endless concussion
and die from lack of body nourishment and fluids. (Ouch, what a way to go...)

I drop 50 bucks.
 
Chibi

Chibi

I grab the 50 bucks shouting "SUCKUH!!!" behind my shoulder. But I don't look where I'm going and falls off a cliff.

I drop a staple. (Not a stapler, a staple.)
 
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Vol

The staple lands on my foot, and I'm stapled to the floor. I try to get it out using a hammer, only to accidentally remove my foot in the process, causing me to bleed to death.

*drops a banana bomb*
(for those who like Worms, you know what this is)
 
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