^ I am already serving Lady Secad and the almighty gerbil Lady Fi...
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^ Is rescued by a ditto
< Has 500 trillion Porygon-Z's ready to be deployed
V Shall make me cookies
< Has 500 trillion Porygon-Z's ready to be deployed
V Shall make me cookies
^Okay.
< Lady Secad you have a trade. Oh and Zezzy, thanks for entering the C-4 drawing.
VThe drawing closes tomorrow at 5pm. Don't miss you're chance for 100 pounds of C-4! We now also carry fighter planes! Only 200 credits! ammo included
< Lady Secad you have a trade. Oh and Zezzy, thanks for entering the C-4 drawing.
VThe drawing closes tomorrow at 5pm. Don't miss you're chance for 100 pounds of C-4! We now also carry fighter planes! Only 200 credits! ammo included
^ Sadly, I do not.
^ That's my job. * gives thermite and lighter in exchange for Poland*
< Loves the benifits of owning a domination supply store.
V Would you get me Nepal? You can rule the big half.
< Loves the benifits of owning a domination supply store.
V Would you get me Nepal? You can rule the big half.
^ I don't need half of Nepal, I've got the world!
< Unleashes the 700 Trillion Porygon-Zs I've been hording, sending the first to eliminate all fighting types, then destroying all electronics, the finally enslaving every living creature. The only ones who are spare are Lady Secad and the almighty gerbil Lady Fi because she is my leader, Brendan Savem because I'm in is RPG, and Psycho Monkey because I want to see how his story ends.
V Shall be my official baker
< Unleashes the 700 Trillion Porygon-Zs I've been hording, sending the first to eliminate all fighting types, then destroying all electronics, the finally enslaving every living creature. The only ones who are spare are Lady Secad and the almighty gerbil Lady Fi because she is my leader, Brendan Savem because I'm in is RPG, and Psycho Monkey because I want to see how his story ends.
V Shall be my official baker
^ I already have a lot, but here it is.
< Do I get Nepal?
V ???
< Do I get Nepal?
V ???
^ Sure. But I get Neptune, too!
WHAT?! What were you thinking, pokemongod? Why did you destroy the entire world? You will be punished.
< *Burns pokemongod to death* Now we have to restore Earth, except it must be ruled by me.
V Will be given great magics to restore Earth, but with one catch. The use must be approved by me to work. I approve that you may restore the Earth to have world peace, eco-friendly societies, and good living for all.
WHAT?! What were you thinking, pokemongod? Why did you destroy the entire world? You will be punished.
< *Burns pokemongod to death* Now we have to restore Earth, except it must be ruled by me.
V Will be given great magics to restore Earth, but with one catch. The use must be approved by me to work. I approve that you may restore the Earth to have world peace, eco-friendly societies, and good living for all.
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Yes you Highness!
< Begings restoration emediately while only reviving the humans I judge to be kind hard working people.
V Be quiet, I know that sounded like Yagami Light.
< Begings restoration emediately while only reviving the humans I judge to be kind hard working people.
V Be quiet, I know that sounded like Yagami Light.
^ Gets his evil space monkeys eaten by a mysterious portal from the netherworld.
< Get revived at a powerful demon with the power to control fire, ice....... and turn things into magically delicious cupcakes!
V Shall turn into a magically delicious cupcake
< Get revived at a powerful demon with the power to control fire, ice....... and turn things into magically delicious cupcakes!
V Shall turn into a magically delicious cupcake
^ Yo, you don't know my power fool!
< Turns mars and everything on it, including zezzyman, into magically delicious cupcakes, which are then devoured by the Lollipop Guild who which traveled through a trans-dimensional rift that connects our two world in order to eat said magically delicious cupcakes.
V Shall be initiated into the Lollipop Guild!
< Turns mars and everything on it, including zezzyman, into magically delicious cupcakes, which are then devoured by the Lollipop Guild who which traveled through a trans-dimensional rift that connects our two world in order to eat said magically delicious cupcakes.
V Shall be initiated into the Lollipop Guild!
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Yet another foolish little n00b -.-
< As punishment for attacking my monkeys, brining harm to Mars, and defying Lady Secad, I crusify pokemongod
V Know your place!
< As punishment for attacking my monkeys, brining harm to Mars, and defying Lady Secad, I crusify pokemongod
V Know your place!
^ I do know my place, and it's on your head, turning you into a magically delicious cupcake, because I turned the cross into a cupcake, then ate it!
< Is gnawing on the now magically delicious Psycho Monkeys cupcake equivalent of a head.
V Shall read Psycho Monkeys Fanfic... or else!
< Is gnawing on the now magically delicious Psycho Monkeys cupcake equivalent of a head.
V Shall read Psycho Monkeys Fanfic... or else!
^ Hey give that back! *snatches Turn-absolutely-anything-into-a-delicious-magical-cupcake-er out of jertyuiop's hands, eats it, then get hits by a bolt of space radiation, which cause him to mutate into a giant, inedible, radioactive cupcake monster*
< Is painfully mutating.
V Shall read MY fanfic!
< Is painfully mutating.
V Shall read MY fanfic!
^ Creates fanfics. O_o
< Hates fanfics and wants a cheeseburger.
V Is wondering why I'm about to say YOU LIEK HAMTARO
< Hates fanfics and wants a cheeseburger.
V Is wondering why I'm about to say YOU LIEK HAMTARO
^ I wouldn't kill you for that, I Would kill you for not reading my fanfic!
< Is a giant inedible cupcake monster
< Is a giant inedible cupcake monster
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ I have no eggs!
< Is awake at an ungoddly time on a Saturday morning.
V What the hell is wrong with me?
< Is awake at an ungoddly time on a Saturday morning.
V What the hell is wrong with me?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ I'm here so at least you have someone to talk to 
< Is also bored
V Let's conversate!
< Is also bored
V Let's conversate!
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ How'd you know?
< No longer bored
V Care to do a little world domination while Lady Secad isn't looking?
< No longer bored
V Care to do a little world domination while Lady Secad isn't looking?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Oh I'm ready
< *Gives Aura back Australia*
V I get to keep the Great Barrier Reef right?
< *Gives Aura back Australia*
V I get to keep the Great Barrier Reef right?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ I've already got my sights set on Area 11... er Japan
< Conqueres Japan peacefully as they have no millitary and I don't want to jeoperdize anime and videogame production
V Take Russia while it's summer. Russian winters are a bitch.
< Conqueres Japan peacefully as they have no millitary and I don't want to jeoperdize anime and videogame production
V Take Russia while it's summer. Russian winters are a bitch.
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ Hi Aura! (you're excused)
< *Has moved to Italy for pizza and take over. But mostly for pizza.
V Want some pizza before I go to Germany?
< *Has moved to Italy for pizza and take over. But mostly for pizza.
V Want some pizza before I go to Germany?
^ Sure! I'm ready for domination!
< *Stops to think about what Lady Secad will do to us when she finds out about this.* Aaaagh! The pain!
V Are you sure this is a good idea?
< *Stops to think about what Lady Secad will do to us when she finds out about this.* Aaaagh! The pain!
V Are you sure this is a good idea?
^ Heck if I know. But I'm in!
< I've got China!
V You want the new fighter planes no one bought?
< I've got China!
V You want the new fighter planes no one bought?
Psycho Monkey
Member of the Literary Elite Four
^ No thanks. I have a squadron of flying monkeys.
< Fly my pretties! Fy! Ahahahahaha!
V Is the true wicked witch of the west (And I mean that as a compliment)
< Fly my pretties! Fy! Ahahahahaha!
V Is the true wicked witch of the west (And I mean that as a compliment)