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The Chatlog Topic!

wait... so you supposedly changed?
Somewhat
xD
* @Pheonix hasn't really noticed a difference
Pheo, when Zacky first got here he was...
Like ******(To protect the users ID)
To put it bluntly
"SWORDS FUCK ANGER SHIT SWORDS BITCH HATE PISS SWORDS FUCK ANGST FUCK.
* Shiny (Lynigami@SystemNet-B217623B.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #pokecharms

Maybe when I vist, I might take you shopping, we could go look for some nice perfumes for me and you.
I also need to get my nails done
and my hair

I need to find mai teddy bear
 

Shiny Motley

2016 Singles Football
[23:28] ...
[23:28] in the morning
[23:28] everyone looks at the RP
[23:28] and they go all
[23:28] "WTH HAS HAPPENED!?"
[23:28] ...
[23:28] "THOSE THREE! D:
 

Teapot

Virtual Duck Enthusiast
Staff member
Administrator
That'd be better suited to Out of Context, really, as that really IS your teenage-boyness. I did not mean it like that at all. :p
 

Sem

The Last of the Snowmen
Former Administrator
[13:21] how would Kal handle fighting A GIANT DRAGON
[13:22] I would run up a giant building thats falling over, jump off of it and fall towards the dragon that coming to him, dodges the fire and the attempted bites and cuts the dragons head off
[13:22] okay
[13:22] no
[13:22] you wouldnt
[13:22] cause it's my dragon

Found this win for no good reason xP
 
hurrr raging hormones :B


Also I'd totally attempt to do battle with anyone that does that to Sami /:< I'd probably die by El's hand but I'd still fight for it.
 
April Fools...

[ 6:12:21 pm] *Global* [GLaDOS] SystemNet announces the immediate availability of an IRC Operator position for anyone in possession of the following traits: is human, has more than one hand, can speak in hex, is a current IRCop, is mentally unstable, and has a large supply of cake. You will be granted quick lime, a roll of carpet, a van, and a shovel. Please join #help and submit your application.
[ 6:12:22 pm] *Global* [GLaDOS] Please tell us as part of your application: Your name, address, credit card number, criminal records, the last time you had a girlfriend, and the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
[ 6:12:30 pm] lol
[ 6:12:31 pm] is human
[ 6:12:32 pm] XD
[ 6:12:47 pm] heh
[ 6:12:52 pm] april fools, methinks...
[ 6:13:29 pm] last time i had a girlfriend?
[ 6:13:30 pm] LOL
 

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
We're going to come through the computer screen
And stel you away
...
steal
...
oh god
Whyyyyyyy
...
* RainbowStealer Stels Shiny away
XD
not amusing
it is xD
Actually it is

I know what I said in chat, but I hate you guys for abusing my typos XD
 
[18:03] * RainbowStealer sliding kicks/
[18:04] * Chibizor is lounging and gets creamed
[18:04] X_X
[18:04] WIPEOUT
[18:04] * KoL comes crashing in with an earth-shaking blow
[18:04] o.O
[18:04] * RainbowStealer dodges
[18:04] *** SurikizuNeko has quit (Ping timeout)
[18:05] OK...
[18:05] clearly my clone couldnt dodge in time

Like KoL said seconds later: the closest anyone will ever get to hitting El with an attack
 

Ruko

Bearded Trout Warrior
[13:22] jghf?
[13:24] tjhes.
[13:24] sedrk]smg.
[13:24] REGESF!!!
[13:24] bhvfdsgvuifs!
[13:25] drfgn[aesfn[rhg[wrf[. -.-
[13:25] hjfjdf :(
[13:25] ugarsf.... sadfaeiwf[asner?
[13:25] djgdsfds?
[13:27] dgdg. o.o
 

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
Talking about Owls with Kess eventually led to THIS.

Suddenly Opabinia says:
chozo puff o-o
Walker of the Mist says:
... CHOZO PUFFS
Walker of the Mist says:
THE CEREAL THAT GOES (Emits metroid Item Theme)
Suddenly Opabinia says:
XDDDD you open a new box and... breaking the seal plays that tune
Suddenly Opabinia says:
or whenever you take a box off the store shelf
Suddenly Opabinia says:
or out of the cupboard?
Suddenly Opabinia says:
and the commercial shows the kids eventually getting really irritated by it
Walker of the Mist says:
yeah. it's a gimmick they tried with the Zelda cereal
Walker of the Mist says:
they got frustrated with it pretty quickly
Walker of the Mist says:
in response the people at Nintendo/General Mills simply replied with
Walker of the Mist says:
"Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!"
Suddenly Opabinia says:
XDDD
Walker of the Mist says:
The mario cereal was never a big hit
Walker of the Mist says:
every time someone opened the box this little mushroom toy popped up and said "Thank you, but our cereal is in another box!"
Suddenly Opabinia says:
XXXXDddddddddddd
Suddenly Opabinia says:
you broke my XD
 

Linkachu

Hero of Pizza
Staff member
Administrator
Sem said (4:51 PM):
Yeah
Sem said (4:52 PM):
I've been reading the Twilight series xP
I gave in I suppose
I've got the first two books done
and they're not bad
I didn't expect them to be, in spite of the bashing
Sem said (4:53 PM):
Plus I'm such a girl anyway, figured I'd fall in love with Edward Cullen
Katie says (4:52 PM):
...........
Katie says (4:53 PM):
*just died inside*


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[16:13] * shadowsta3_is_a_n00b (shadowsta3@SystemNet-52326574.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net) has joined #pokecharms
[16:13] xD
[16:13] o.o
[16:13] Week* dammit, Middy.
[16:13] I just noticed that.
[16:13] XD
[16:14] ...
[16:14] * @Linkachu points
[16:14] mudkip mudkip i love MUDKIP!!!!
[16:14] Lookie what snuck through the front door :O
[16:14] ...
[16:14] ..........
[16:14] * @Linkachu dies
[16:14] Stab it?
[16:14] ......
[16:14] ................................
[16:14] PleasE?
[16:14] Oh dear god
[16:14] Stab it LOTS.
[16:14] D:
[16:14] Too busy... dying from laughter... XD
 
[14:51] * Aeolus (Ruko@SystemNet-9370E6AF.dsl.austtx.swbell.net) has joined #pokecharms
[14:51] * Sem (TehSem@SystemNet-182C285C.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #pokecharms
[14:51] * Linkachu (linkachu16@SystemNet-62132439.pppoe-dynamic.pei.aliant.net) has joined #pokecharms
[14:51] * Samimi (dragon_doo@SystemNet-17F4F945.gwi.net) has joined #pokecharms
[14:51] * lava.systemnet.info sets mode: +oooh Sem Linkachu Samimi Samimi
[14:51] ...
[14:51] and still opped on the other end
[14:51] ..
[14:51] lol
[14:51] XD
[14:51] * Aeolus (Ruko@SystemNet-9370E6AF.dsl.austtx.swbell.net) has left #pokecharms
[14:51] lol
[14:52] ...
[14:52] LOL
[14:52] That was an EPIC netsplit
[14:52] wow
[14:52] I agree. XD
[14:52] sets mode oooh
[14:52] XDD
[14:52] XDDD

^^

And another one

[17:21] Alex
[17:21] name a fashion style
[17:21] ...
[17:21] tramp
[17:21] a DECENT fashion style
[17:21] >=O
[17:22] 80s Hair Metal
[17:22] a DECENT fashion style
[17:22] >=O
 

Teapot

Virtual Duck Enthusiast
Staff member
Administrator
No...
don't give me air... D:
:O
Give...
...meeee.....
your pretty....
GUYS DO YOU HAVE THE NEW MOVIE "POKEMON GIRATIA AND THE SKY WARRIOR
Love?
...
...
.....
* Sem sets ban on *!*@SystemNet-54A49C83.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
 

Doctor Oak

Staff member
Overlord
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." said (20:42):
GAARRYY!!!!
I'D FOGOTTEN HE WAS IN THIS EPISODE
!!!!!!!!!
Katie says (20:42):
.......
XDDD
Which?
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (20:43):
the gligar one
Katie says (20:43):
Ahh
Yes
... you fanboy XD
I bet if Gary showed up with a random Chikorita you'd die
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (20:43):
yes
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (20:47):
oh yes
I forgot to say
next week's contest?
£10 Jessie wins it
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (20:48):
and the grande festibol will be a set of semis, with Dawn, Jessalina, Zoey and Kenny
Katie says (20:49):
Hahah XD
Not betting against that
I don't believe Dawn will win either
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (20:49):
actually
replace Jessalina with Random Guy X
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (20:50):
'cos a main character/rival isn't allowed to win a League/Grande Festibol
Katie says (20:52):
Nope, lol
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." said (20:58):
she'll totally be in it though
'course
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." said (20:59):
she has to win 3 ribbions in the time that Dawn wins her last one...
Katie says (21:00):
This being the Anime, it'll probably happen
The grand festival might not be for awhile
So she might win after Dawn but before it
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:04):
let's see
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:05):
Ash'll get his 7th badge within the next month/month and a half
It would seem that the Team Galactic plot is probably going to take place during the summer at the same time as the movie
which is kinda weird
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:06):
I have a theory that they're planning to include Arceus in the anime at around the same time as in the movie
Katie says (21:06):
=o
Maybe
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:06):
well
Katie says (21:06):
But what was the timing of the 7th movie?
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:06):
the Team Galactic plot is entirely about Arceus
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:07):
so it'd be mad to NEVER include Arceus in a Team Galactic plot
ever
I mean
even the games don't sodding do it
Katie says (21:07):
Hmm. I guess it is going beyond the Dialga/Palkia plot of D/P
Maybe you're right then
Katie says (21:08):
Would certainly be interesting to see
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:08):
I can see that plot running for 6 episodes easily
maybe more
so that really would take us right through to after the movie
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:09):
after that, they have to cross the whole of Sinnoh again to get to Sunnyshore
but they managed that in one episode last time
so fuck knows what they'll do
>>
Katie says (21:09):
lol
A wizard seems to have taken control of Ash and Co.
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:10):
the movies affect the pacing of the anime very weirdly around this time
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:11):
evolutions and captures are all paced out weirdly, and they have to get to certain parts of the regions in the right times for the movies and the pacing all goes nuts
anyways
they'll get to Sunnyshore
and there'll be about a month of episodes there easily
1 that introduces the fire Elite along with Volkner
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:12):
and probably two for the last gym battle
Dawn'll probably have another contest at some point around this time
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:14):
this'll probably mean that both Ash and Dawn'll have all their badges and ribbons by september/the end of september
Alex- "This, is my timey wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff." says (21:15):
the sinnoh league will probably be between after halloween to before Christmas
and the grande festibol will probs be right at the start of next year
WHICH MEANS
G/S REMAKE RELEASED IN JAPAN NEXT JANUARY CONFIRMED
Katie says (21:16):
......
Oh Alex XD
You need to post this somewhere
 
What RP is yours.
check under the PRP board, it should be the 8th one down from the non-stickies
oh its just a regular RP not pokemon...
oh duh im stupid
forget the last two comments...
i think i shall log that :D
lol go ahead
i shall
if it will let me log in :p
 

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
Lots of n00bs today.

Matheiu.
I don't know whether to laugh or just shake my head
From my responses
SPP
Does it look like I want to battle?
yes
...
XD
Well
That's me told.
Nem, subtlety doesn't work on this one.
XD
what
OK, lets try a more direct approach...
Mind, saying that, a sledgehammer would probably count as "subtle" to this one.
Maybe it's time for the big guns
I mean, I don't do this often
But I'm going to have to
PLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE go away?
...
XD
* Mathieu12339_is_a_n00b was kicked by DoctorOak (CHARIZARD, GO, FLAME THROWER! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! DOCTOR OAK WINS! #852)
...xD
XDDD
XD
Alex wins
Don't even have to ban
He won't work out he was kicked
XD
Wait...Nem saying "Please go away" actually worked?
* Mathieu12339_is_a_n00b (Mathieu123@SystemNet-62382494.eastlink.ca) has joined #pokecharms
.......
...oh, wait
hello
Hey!
HI
ASL?
Why did you leave?
XD
* +PiratePetey (PiratePete@SystemNet-7812D0A5.in-addr.btopenworld.com) Quit (Broken pipe)
me i didn't
How about we question the subject on the definition of EVs and IVs?
You did leave!
Dammit.
Another pipe broken.
Matheiu
i dont know what happen
Whats your favourite Pokemon- Exeggutive or Centamour?
I prefer Toastor over both of them, to be honest
find u all of you battle me ill give u a pokemon
* Mathieu12339_is_a_n00b was kicked by DoctorOak (Cya, Wouldn't wanna be ya #853)
XD
Alex
...
One day
You will have to kick with "Smell ya later"
* Mathieu12339_is_a_n00b (Mathieu123@SystemNet-62382494.eastlink.ca) has joined #pokecharms
This guy just doesn't get it, does he?
Christ...
wtf
if only it were possible to play the theme music when I did that
Should save it for something epic though
Some never learn
hold on
* ~DoctorOak goes to put it on on WMP
there
now I can satisfy my self
there
now I can satisfy my self
GAH
if you all battle and beat me you ill get a pokemon for free
Cody ~
Oh GOD, Nem, why...?
One day, Cody and Zacky should come on at the EXACT SAME TIME
:D
Mathieu, do you know what EVs and IVs are?
* DoctorOak sets mode: +bb *!*@SystemNet-62382494.eastlink.ca *!*athieu123@*.eastlink.ca
* Mathieu12339_is_a_n00b was kicked by DoctorOak (Thanks Gramps, Well Red, Smell ya later! (banned) #854)
xD shiny
XD
Thankies, Alex
sooo much
Curses, you didn't let him answer the question!!
xD
let IT answer the question
If he'd answered no, I'd have won by default and gotten a Pokemon as a prize
Ah, thanks Cody XD
XD
No problem, KoL
that's what I do
* Cody nods, and is shot

...

Let me devour his soul.
i told them to say what they have to offer and if i accept
GRAYSKULL POWAHS
GOOOO
* Sem sets mode: +o SoulStealerDwayna
:V
Thank you
In the name of the Platinum dragon
I take your soul, dragonmasta, and sacrifice it to the realm of fire
As payment for your sins against his name
ok weird much?
Yermom is weird
I know
I saw her
XD
ok were does she live lol
* SoulStealerDwayna sets mode: +b *!*@SystemNet-74379E12.ri.ri.cox.net
OVER THERE
* @Sem points
* dragonmasta was kicked by SoulStealerDwayna (BY FIRE BE PURGED)
 
[20:31] so
[20:31] flying cronie pokey swarm?
[20:31] indeed
[20:31] ...whoop de do
[20:31] you forgot the "of death" xD
[20:31] oh
[20:31] true
[20:31] that sounds scarier
[20:31] * LoN screams and legs it
[20:31] xD
 
*gasps* The impossible happened

[22:24] MY EYES HURT
[22:25] Well, you know what, El?
[22:25] I could poke them out for you
[22:25] ...
[22:25] oh wait
[22:25] i couldn't
[22:25] THEY'D DODGE THAT.
[22:25] i
[22:25] will
[22:25] dodge
[22:25] everything
[22:25] .........
[22:25] *** CowboyEl has been kicked by Dysschema (Dodge this.)
[22:25] *** CowboyEl has joined #pokecharms
[22:25] ...
[22:25] :D
[22:25] somehow
[22:25] XDD
[22:25] ...
[22:25] yes.
[22:25] in another universe
[22:25] i dodged that
[22:25] He didn't dodge?
[22:25] Oh, he did
[22:25] somehow
[22:25] ...
[22:25] Oh.
[22:25] it's El
[22:25] The whore.
[22:25] You know
[22:25] ...
[22:25] Stel
[22:25] the whole fucking universe
[22:26] kick Kal
[22:26] could combust into its own navel
[22:26] because i can't
[22:26] ...
[22:26] and the only thing that would survive
[22:26] Oh my.
[22:26] is El
[22:26] And you know why?
[22:26] brb
 
[21:01] WHAT ABOUT THE SPECIAL CONNECTION WE NEVER HAD? DON'T YOU MISS IT?
[21:02] What connection?
[21:02] * Pineappleapocolypse runs away.
[21:02] If you happen to mean the connection between my foot and your ass then yes.

I found this amusing
 

Yoshimitsu

Former Moderator
[16:41] The Post New Topic button is missing for everyone.
[16:41] ... XD
[16:41] Except El
[16:42] Because he SOMEHOW DODGED THAT EFFECT.
[16:42] ..... xD
[16:42] A REAL WORLD EXAMPLE
[16:42] OF EL DODGING THE UNDODGABLE
 

Linkachu

Hero of Pizza
Staff member
Administrator
[22:25] You know
[22:25] ...
[22:25] Stel
[22:25] the whole fucking universe
[22:26] kick Kal
[22:26] could combust into its own navel
[22:26] because i can't
[22:26] ...
[22:26] and the only thing that would survive
[22:26] Oh my.
[22:26] is El
[22:26] And you know why?

... because he's actually a cockroach? :D

I also giggled at El's comment about "somehow, in another universe, I dodged that" because it's. so. fucking. true. ilu El! XD
 

Yoshimitsu

Former Moderator
-Elliot (R) Scott :) My sanctuary, where fears and lies melt away says (13:42):
oooh!

-Elliot (R) Scott :) My sanctuary, where fears and lies melt away says (13:42):
a COMPLETELY useless one!

Katie says (13:44):
... XD

Katie says (13:44):
I loves you

Katie says (13:44):
Wants to bear your children

Katie says (13:44):
...

-Elliot (R) Scott :) My sanctuary, where fears and lies melt away says (13:44):
it was adamant!

Katie says (13:44):
It

Katie says (13:44):
not I

-Elliot (R) Scott :) My sanctuary, where fears and lies melt away says (13:44):
AND male!

Katie says (13:44):
>_>
 

Teapot

Virtual Duck Enthusiast
Staff member
Administrator
* Kalseng|GIMPing shoots off a little orphan's leg.
...
* Kalseng|GIMPing \o/
D:
* PiratePetey facestabs Kalseng.
you missed.
* Dysschema shoots his head
...
HORRAY
Better.
:D
* Dysschema disposes of the body
fucking kids.
* PiratePetey gets splattered by Kal brains.
Now he's a neuroplegic.
... i shot the orphan.
...
...
but i didn't shoot the deputy.
oh no no.
Oh, so that's why the blood was like that.
xDDDDD
Stel, you just won the internets.
AGAIN.
 
* Teh_RX slow-motion-backwards-dives out of the wa
...
There's wa here?
OHSHIT.
* Kalseng avoids the wa.
FINE.
NO DRAWING FOR YOU
EVER.
* Kalseng enlarges his grammar nazi badgew.
D:<
badge.*
...
* Kalseng cries.
XDDDDD
* Kalseng cries forever.

Sweet, sweet irony.
 

Nemesis

Former Administrator
"Zachary, when did you grace the world with your presences?" "Well Mom, July 5th 1993 12:59 AM." "You're a smartass, what time did you get it up?"
get it up?
Why would your mum be interested in anything like that?
Niice
Because I have insomnia and when I sleep, I usually don't get it up for while
 
[19:55] * alexanderpr_is_a_n00b (alexanderp@SystemNet-CDF99DD6.pppoe-dynamic.nl.aliant.net) has joined #pokecharms
[19:55] you'd enjoy my drama
[19:55] come do it for me
[19:55] XD
[19:55] w
[19:55] Hey ^^
[19:55] x
[19:55] y
[19:55] z
[19:55] What does drama homework entail?
[19:55] a
[19:55] Yaaaaay
[19:55] b
[19:55] b :0
[19:55] * alexanderpr_is_a_n00b (alexanderp@SystemNet-CDF99DD6.pppoe-dynamic.nl.aliant.net) Quit (Quit: Game Over)
[19:55] c
[19:55] d
[19:55] XD
[19:55] aww
[19:55] YEAH YOU RUN AWAY
[19:55] whore
[19:55] XD

To avoid a double post ^^

[22:03] okay
[22:03] does anyone
[22:03] want
[22:03] to hear
[22:03] a story about a Hariyama?
[22:03] no
[22:03] YES
[22:03] yes D:<
[22:03] okay :D
[22:03] ummm... not really?
[22:03] so I was looking in my PC one day
[22:03] im eating
[22:04] and I had a bunch of Pokemon I didn't know about
[22:04] and I stumbled across a Hariyama
[22:04] who was level 42 and caught at level 8 or something
[22:04] and he was named Biffingston
[22:04] o:
[22:04] and I have no idea where he came from
[22:04] but I caught him
[22:04] and raised him
[22:04] and I do not remember him at all
[22:04] D:
[22:04] the end.

XD

PS: [22:04] and it was Biffingstn, actually, I didn't have room for all the letters I guess :p
 

Dwayna DragonFire

2014 Little Cup Champion
yes
it is back
we do not haet you
after it's demise at my hands
violence is how I show my affection
Don't encourage me, RX.
* @Sem pets RX
but hugs is how I show my love.
I don't feel like being Dragonfire'd again.
* Dwayna giggles
* Teh_RX hugs Sem, Belle, Rain and Dway ^^
* Dwayna hugs back
...
Dwayna Trump?
YOU'RE DRAGONFIRED
 
* Chao pouts
take it like a man >>
why should no one else bloody does around here :p
...
.....
That's because a lot of people around here are women.
... thats was soooo
* Ruko is now known as Rukette
lame
xD
XD
* Database is now known as Debbie
* %Rukette prances around in a dress
* +Debbie admires Rukette's dress.
* Chao changes his name to chao
* %Rukette hopes to the gods neither Alex, Sem nor Katie join right now
 
* Uncle_Zacky takes his niece to Victoria's secret
Now Virgy
Find me something for this girl
I WANT THOSE PANTIES
AAAAAAAND
THOSE TETS
* RX purchases a bajillion ponies.
* Uncle_Zacky gives Virgy tits
: D
I love them!
thanks Uncle!
Whore I should be crimson or blood red
SON
UNKIND D:
* RX buys Virgil some Lingerie.
* Grandma_Tangrow whcks Zacky with her knitting bag.
I bought fake tits for him.
* Virgil puts on just his lingerie
OW OW OW!
KNOCK IT OFF MOM
BE KIND, BOY.
Fine.
GUYS GUYS
STOP FIGHTING
* Virgil sniffles
can't you see what you're doing to yourselves?
* Grandma_Tangrow moves back to her eerie knitting spot.
why can't we have a normal family like eveyrone else
I hate you!
BAcause,
I'm going to my room and I'm never coming out!
Cause I'm a fire/berserker demon
D:
Your Grandma's a Tangrowth/cat
* Virgil runs into his room and locks the door
Virgie nooooooooo
;_;
wait..we live in a mall?
VIRGIL, DEAR
* Uncle_Zacky kicks the door down all badass like
Yes.
Apparently
Go away!
We bought it,
NU!
With all your money.
YOUR 16
oh right.
GET DRUNK AND PREGNAUT OR SOMETHING!
D:
D:<
I am pregnant!
and drunk!
* Grandma_Tangrow comforts Virgil with old babble.
and I was drunk while I got pregnant!
Oh good god
o.o
=-= Uncle_Zacky was booted from #pokecharms by RX (punt'd for harassing mah daughter.)
My little Virgil's a girl?
-->| Uncle_Zacky has joined #pokecharms
a pretty one :3
I must be senile.
And what are ou supposed to be, MOM?
Hm,
I'm not sure.
What do you mean?
oh shi- we left pappy at the bench D:
=-= Uncle_Zacky is now known as Zacky|Shamanking
D:
NO
* Zacky|Shamanking throws Pappy at RX
HERE YOU GO!
WE LEFT MY HUSBAND
oh no, birds shit all over Pappy
* RX drags Pheo's sleeping corpse to the house
: D
I'll knit it a grave.
Daddy?
xDDDD
Can we get a sailboat? : D
* Grandma_Tangrow knits a grave and buries Pheo.
Pappy is just sleeping, kids.
How can he hold his breath for so logn?
why's he so cold?
D:
why is his tongue sticking out like that?
how come he said he's dead?
I always knew I'd outlive everyone, but,
THIS IS INHUMANE
N-no Dear, he's fine.
okay : D
We'll just...
because Granny hasn't finished knitting his sweater :<
* RX has Buizil- I mean, the freakishly large family dog hug Pappy for warmth.
Find a new one : D
Oh, yes.
Mom D:<
* Grandma_Tangrow drapes sweater on Pappy.
I knew it!
Fine, fine.
You kids these days.
* Virgil pets the family dog
You wanted to go out with Mr. Jonesy all along D:
NO I DIDN'T!
WHOSE MY REAL DADDEH THEN D':
Well...maybe a little.
BUT HE WAS COMING ONTO ME
He grabbed my bum!
GURRRRRRROSE
WHO?!
Er...
KAL
Yep.
...
:O
;____________;
* Virgil gasps
* RX runs out the door crying
So Kalseng is my real grandpa?
No, dearie, wait!
=-= RX is now known as ZIMDAS
Hi : D
Oh darn.
I'm the babysitter : D
Hello.
Z-IMDAS!
Let's play games all night long!
let's bake things!
There's the little one.
let's do a puzzle!
* Grandma_Tangrow points at a plant.
you can help me with my homework!
Whose ready to have a super-keen time? : D
Okay!
Oh...whoops....need my glasses.
* ZIMDAS raises her poms poms and begins to cheer
: D
Ooh, a cheer : D
yaaaaaay : D
* Grandma_Tangrow watches from her rocker.
* Virgil whips out his junior cheerleader Barbie pom poms
GO DEAR!
Give me a K, N I and a T
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE... GIRLS!
K
N
I
T
!
: D
K
N
I
...T!
we're gonna watch some knitting done by Gran-ny! : D
GOOOOO GRANNY!
: D
: D
GET READY FOR THIS!
* Virgil watches closely
* Grandma_Tangrow starts knitting a full scale replica of the Titanic.
:O
I was a waitress there, you know.
* ZIMDAS performs a flying somersault and fires fireworks from her shoulder mounted missile launchers
I married the Titanic
:o
That's super-keen : D
MISSILES!?!
COLORED FONT :d
Mkay.
: D
....
Thought you said-
NOT ORANGE. >>
MY NEICE
SKULL, DEAR
COME GIVE GRANNIE A HUG
PINK THEN!
: D
X{
Virgie! : D
Playing with colored font is not super-keen...
without glitter! : D
-->| Cody has joined #pokecharms
CODY
MY NEPHEW
I swear
: D
hi hi
Tannie... .o.o
COME GIVE GRANNIE A HUG
* ZIMDAS cartwheels over to Virgil and hands her a bottle of glitter.
...Cody's my brother?
that looks purple on my screen
Hai Virg and Shado ^^
ss
wait what?
AND SKULL : D
UNKNOWN THREAT DETECTED.
uh oh
yay glitter!
* ZIMDAS transforms from a spunky cheerleading babysitter, to security mode.
uh oh I threw it all on the floor :c
* ZIMDAS extends multiple weapons from her body.
D:
D:
oh my
* Grandma_Tangrow knits a shield.
* Virgil knits fingernails and furiously bites them off
XD
IDENTIFY YOURSELF, LEVEL 56 THREAT.
* ZIMDAS glares at Cody.
-->| George50_is_a_n00b has joined #pokecharms
GEORGE
oh uhm
I'm Cody
MY CAT
COME GIVE ME A HUG
and not a level 56 threat
I promise
OKAY THEN : D
^^
|| Z-IMDASmkII has joined #pokecharms
o.o
(clone!)
oh no
which one is the real one!
* Virgil darts his head at both, aiming the gun first at one, then at the other
...
-IMDAS network detected.
Connecting to network....
I... Don't... Know!
No problem : D
I'm mkII1
* Grandma_Tangrow appears to Virgil in a flashback form.
Zimmy's hotter, perkier twoin sister : D
:O
in that case
AWOOOOOGA
Trust...your instincts...and find...some kittens.
=-= Ruko is now known as NurseGoku
N-Nurse Goku....
I h-had a stroke ~...
Help?
=-= YOU (Grandma_Tangrow) have been booted from #pokecharms by NurseGoku (*PUnCh*)
-->| YOU (Grandma_Tangrow) have joined #pokecharms
damn shift key >>
all better?
Yes dear : D
Super keen!
come join us for some Monopoly : D
* Grandma_Tangrow starts heading back to the mall at a rate of .1 miles per hour.
I don't think I'm physically capable of putting up with mkII
* Grandma_Tangrow then decides to screw the rules and poof up there.
*poof*
Oh....I love Monopoly~
: D
: D
: D
I like puppies.
: D
:O
CAN WE GET A PUPPY!?!
Sensors indicate we already have one : D
Yeah but he's old and gross >:|
* Z-IMDASmkII points at the wolf that chewed on Zimmy earlier.
like Grandma Tangrow >:|
D:
not Super Keen. : D
D-Dear~
You should love it for its inside.
Not the outside.
except me.
because my outside is Hot. : D
I'd have to move back in with Pappy Kal...
That's not fantastiic~
okay fine, I guess you're right...
Living in a box may sound fun, but really,
Not so much~
* Grandma_Tangrow decides to go clubbing.
I'll be back later dears~
Bye Grandma
be right back! : D
I have to recharge my batteries. Or I won't move.
And not moving is not super keen! : D
Yes, of course...
Amen, sister.
The electronical stuff is in....er...the cabinet~
 
Whores, how dare you create walls of nonsense without me D:
Although, this does explain why there was only a 'NurseGoku' in the chat last time I checked.
 
Perky Z-IMDAS is perky. You might want to edit out all the smilies though, Tangrow. Maybe add a space so they'll revert to text forme.
 
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