* Uncle_Zacky takes his niece to Victoria's secret
Now Virgy
Find me something for this girl
I WANT THOSE PANTIES
AAAAAAAND
THOSE TETS
* RX purchases a bajillion ponies.
* Uncle_Zacky gives Virgy tits
: D
I love them!
thanks Uncle!
Whore I should be crimson or blood red
SON
UNKIND D:
* RX buys Virgil some Lingerie.
* Grandma_Tangrow whcks Zacky with her knitting bag.
I bought fake tits for him.
* Virgil puts on just his lingerie
OW OW OW!
KNOCK IT OFF MOM
BE KIND, BOY.
Fine.
GUYS GUYS
STOP FIGHTING
* Virgil sniffles
can't you see what you're doing to yourselves?
* Grandma_Tangrow moves back to her eerie knitting spot.
why can't we have a normal family like eveyrone else
I hate you!
BAcause,
I'm going to my room and I'm never coming out!
Cause I'm a fire/berserker demon
D:
Your Grandma's a Tangrowth/cat
* Virgil runs into his room and locks the door
Virgie nooooooooo
wait..we live in a mall?
VIRGIL, DEAR
* Uncle_Zacky kicks the door down all badass like
Yes.
Apparently
Go away!
We bought it,
NU!
With all your money.
YOUR 16
oh right.
GET DRUNK AND PREGNAUT OR SOMETHING!
D:
D:<
I am pregnant!
and drunk!
* Grandma_Tangrow comforts Virgil with old babble.
and I was drunk while I got pregnant!
Oh good god
o.o
=-= Uncle_Zacky was booted from #pokecharms by RX (punt'd for harassing mah daughter.)
My little Virgil's a girl?
-->| Uncle_Zacky has joined #pokecharms
a pretty one :3
I must be senile.
And what are ou supposed to be, MOM?
Hm,
I'm not sure.
What do you mean?
oh shi- we left pappy at the bench D:
=-= Uncle_Zacky is now known as Zacky|Shamanking
D:
NO
* Zacky|Shamanking throws Pappy at RX
HERE YOU GO!
WE LEFT MY HUSBAND
oh no, birds shit all over Pappy
* RX drags Pheo's sleeping corpse to the house
: D
I'll knit it a grave.
Daddy?
xDDDD
Can we get a sailboat? : D
* Grandma_Tangrow knits a grave and buries Pheo.
Pappy is just sleeping, kids.
How can he hold his breath for so logn?
why's he so cold?
D:
why is his tongue sticking out like that?
how come he said he's dead?
I always knew I'd outlive everyone, but,
THIS IS INHUMANE
N-no Dear, he's fine.
okay : D
We'll just...
because Granny hasn't finished knitting his sweater :<
* RX has Buizil- I mean, the freakishly large family dog hug Pappy for warmth.
Find a new one : D
Oh, yes.
Mom D:<
* Grandma_Tangrow drapes sweater on Pappy.
I knew it!
Fine, fine.
You kids these days.
* Virgil pets the family dog
You wanted to go out with Mr. Jonesy all along D:
NO I DIDN'T!
WHOSE MY REAL DADDEH THEN D':
Well...maybe a little.
BUT HE WAS COMING ONTO ME
He grabbed my bum!
GURRRRRRROSE
WHO?!
Er...
KAL
Yep.
...
:O
;____________;
* Virgil gasps
* RX runs out the door crying
So Kalseng is my real grandpa?
No, dearie, wait!
=-= RX is now known as ZIMDAS
Hi : D
Oh darn.
I'm the babysitter : D
Hello.
Z-IMDAS!
Let's play games all night long!
let's bake things!
There's the little one.
let's do a puzzle!
* Grandma_Tangrow points at a plant.
you can help me with my homework!
Whose ready to have a super-keen time? : D
Okay!
Oh...whoops....need my glasses.
* ZIMDAS raises her poms poms and begins to cheer
: D
Ooh, a cheer : D
yaaaaaay : D
* Grandma_Tangrow watches from her rocker.
* Virgil whips out his junior cheerleader Barbie pom poms
GO DEAR!
Give me a K, N I and a T
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE... GIRLS!
K
N
I
T
!
: D
K
N
I
...T!
we're gonna watch some knitting done by Gran-ny! : D
GOOOOO GRANNY!
: D
: D
GET READY FOR THIS!
* Virgil watches closely
* Grandma_Tangrow starts knitting a full scale replica of the Titanic.
:O
I was a waitress there, you know.
* ZIMDAS performs a flying somersault and fires fireworks from her shoulder mounted missile launchers
I married the Titanic
That's super-keen : D
MISSILES!?!
COLORED FONT :d
Mkay.
: D
....
Thought you said-
NOT ORANGE. >>
MY NEICE
SKULL, DEAR
COME GIVE GRANNIE A HUG
PINK THEN!
: D
X{
Virgie! : D
Playing with colored font is not super-keen...
without glitter! : D
-->| Cody has joined #pokecharms
CODY
MY NEPHEW
I swear
: D
hi hi
Tannie... .o.o
COME GIVE GRANNIE A HUG
* ZIMDAS cartwheels over to Virgil and hands her a bottle of glitter.
...Cody's my brother?
that looks purple on my screen
Hai Virg and Shado ^^
ss
wait what?
AND SKULL : D
UNKNOWN THREAT DETECTED.
uh oh
yay glitter!
* ZIMDAS transforms from a spunky cheerleading babysitter, to security mode.
uh oh I threw it all on the floor :c
* ZIMDAS extends multiple weapons from her body.
D:
D:
oh my
* Grandma_Tangrow knits a shield.
* Virgil knits fingernails and furiously bites them off
XD
IDENTIFY YOURSELF, LEVEL 56 THREAT.
* ZIMDAS glares at Cody.
-->| George50_is_a_n00b has joined #pokecharms
GEORGE
oh uhm
I'm Cody
MY CAT
COME GIVE ME A HUG
and not a level 56 threat
I promise
OKAY THEN : D
^^
|| Z-IMDASmkII has joined #pokecharms
o.o
(clone!)
oh no
which one is the real one!
* Virgil darts his head at both, aiming the gun first at one, then at the other
...
-IMDAS network detected.
Connecting to network....
I... Don't... Know!
No problem : D
I'm mkII1
* Grandma_Tangrow appears to Virgil in a flashback form.
Zimmy's hotter, perkier twoin sister : D
:O
in that case
AWOOOOOGA
Trust...your instincts...and find...some kittens.
=-= Ruko is now known as NurseGoku
N-Nurse Goku....
I h-had a stroke ~...
Help?
=-= YOU (Grandma_Tangrow) have been booted from #pokecharms by NurseGoku (*PUnCh*)
-->| YOU (Grandma_Tangrow) have joined #pokecharms
damn shift key >>
all better?
Yes dear : D
Super keen!
come join us for some Monopoly : D
* Grandma_Tangrow starts heading back to the mall at a rate of .1 miles per hour.
I don't think I'm physically capable of putting up with mkII
* Grandma_Tangrow then decides to screw the rules and poof up there.
*poof*
Oh....I love Monopoly~
: D
: D
: D
I like puppies.
: D
:O
CAN WE GET A PUPPY!?!
Sensors indicate we already have one : D
Yeah but he's old and gross >:|
* Z-IMDASmkII points at the wolf that chewed on Zimmy earlier.
like Grandma Tangrow >:|
D:
not Super Keen. : D
D-Dear~
You should love it for its inside.
Not the outside.
except me.
because my outside is Hot. : D
I'd have to move back in with Pappy Kal...
That's not fantastiic~
okay fine, I guess you're right...
Living in a box may sound fun, but really,
Not so much~
* Grandma_Tangrow decides to go clubbing.
I'll be back later dears~
Bye Grandma
be right back! : D
I have to recharge my batteries. Or I won't move.
And not moving is not super keen! : D
Yes, of course...
Amen, sister.
The electronical stuff is in....er...the cabinet~