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StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
This started with ranting about fan-service being prominent in anime designs and spiraled into amazingness.

[100]«Lyni» I'm a little tired of boobs
[100]«Lyni» Gimme something else like
[100]«Lyni» Idk
[100]«Lyni» Sexy elbows
·StellarWind· I'm a little tired of unnecessary random mostly-nudity for the sake of mostly-nudity
[100]«Lyni» Sexy kneecaps
·StellarWind· PFFFF
[100]«Lyni» Sexy hands
·StellarWind· FINELY FORMED ANKLES.
[100]«Lyni» But not yaoi hands
·StellarWind· PFFFF
[100]«Lyni» Fuck yaoi hands
·StellarWind· yup
·StellarWind· we were all thinkin git
·StellarWind· XD
·StellarWind· thinking it*
[100]«Lyni» yep XD
[100]«Lyni» SPEAKING OF HANDS
[100]«Lyni» My hands are beautiful
* Lyni wiggles fingers seductively
·StellarWind· pffff XD
·StellarWind· I think mine are destroying San Antonio
·StellarWind· I look away for five seconds
·StellarWind· and THIS is what happens
·StellarWind· GOD DAMNIT LIMBS
[100]«Lyni» Seriously though I'd watch the hell out of an anime that sexualizes random body parts
·StellarWind· PFFF
·StellarWind· Yes
·StellarWind· that kind of
·StellarWind· NEEDS to happen
[100]«Lyni» "Oomph yes those neck muscles"
·StellarWind· like
·StellarWind· with ALL the obvious fanservice tropes
·StellarWind· except on like COMPLETELY random body parts
[100]«Lyni» "Good lord I love his ear"
[100]«Lyni» "That big toe though"
·StellarWind· PFFFFFF XD
[100]«Lyni» *camera zooms in*
[100]«Lyni» All the toe sweat
·StellarWind· ROSE BORDER
[100]«Lyni» Mmmmm
·StellarWind· SAKURA PETALS FLY AROUND
·StellarWind· SPARKLING PINKY
[100]«Lyni» YESSSS
·StellarWind· SLOW MOTION CUUUUUUUUUUURVE.
·StellarWind· XD
[100]«Lyni» I mean Free kinda did that
[100]«Lyni» One character was good at backstroke
[100]«Lyni» So they... tried to sexualize his back muscles
·StellarWind· PFFFF
·StellarWind· "have some deep spine fanservice."
[100]«Lyni» The fangirls, of course, ate it all up
[100]«Lyni» XD
·StellarWind· We now move to five different angle pan shots of their scapula....
·StellarWind· NOTE THE EXQUISITE DETAIL OF ITS MOTION UNDER THE SKIN
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· however
·StellarWind· it's anime
[100]«Lyni» XD
·StellarWind· so the anatomy is questionable at best
[100]«Lyni» Sadly true
·StellarWind· "JEEZE, MAN, GO SEE A CHIROPRACTOR" the internet yells
[100]«Lyni» Good lord I can't get sexy big toe out of my mind now
[100]«Lyni» What have I done
·StellarWind· pffff
·StellarWind· You've done amazing.
·StellarWind· That's what you've done. XD
* Lyni bows
·StellarWind· I need to log this
[100]«Lyni» Yessss
[100]«Lyni» I would myself but fuck my phobe
[100]«Lyni» .... yes phobe
·StellarWind· it's a logophobe
·StellarWind· it has an inexplicable fear of logs
·StellarWind· ... or logic.
·StellarWind· or logarithsm.
·StellarWind· or anything else that has logs in it
[100]«Lyni» Trees?
·StellarWind· and that is why it loses reception in forests.
·StellarWind· LOGS
·StellarWind· WAITING TO HAPPEN.
 

Shiny Motley

2016 Singles Football
[18:49] * Satoren (79363af6@5DEB773C.818EDC8C.EADA98FA.IP) has joined #pokecharms
[18:49] <~StellarWind> doesn't mean it has a fucking clue what it means
[18:49] <~StellarWind> also hey RX
[18:49] * Shiny tackles RX
[18:49] <Shiny> pretty much!
[18:49] <TheBlueAvenger> Hi Naoren.
[18:51] <Cloveria> Hai RX
[18:51] <Satoren> yo~
[18:51] <Satoren> Gosh I'm so excited for Sun and Moon
[18:52] <Satoren> Not sure if I want to get the one with the invisible legendary or the nonexistent one
[18:52] <Shiny> XDDD

In which @Satoren arrives with witty comments
 
The brief and horrifying reign of Kai.

[11:00:05] * Teapot sets mode: +h Kai
[11:00:08] <%Kai> YESSSS
[11:00:09] * ~Teapot whistles
[11:00:10] <%Kai> HAHAHAH
[11:00:13] * Shiny was kicked by Kai (Kai)
[11:00:14] * Joins: Shiny
[11:00:19] * Teapot sets mode: -h Kai
[11:00:22] <TheBlueAvenger> First official action.
[11:00:24] <TheBlueAvenger> And last.
[11:00:27] * TheBlueAvenger salutes
 

Rinoa Heartilly

Mother of Meltans
[00:58] <Kai> !ball Should I go to bed?
[00:58] <Porygon-Z> Kai: I doubt it very much.
[00:58] <Kai> Me too
[00:58] * Kai goes back to gaming
[00:58] <Shiny> XDDD
[00:58] <Shiny> !ball stop lying
[00:58] <Porygon-Z> Shiny: Unlikely.
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[18:16] <Kai> Okay, so I've been having issues with chat for DAYS now
[18:16] <TheBlueAvenger> :\
[18:16] <Kai> Through the main site itself
[18:16] <Kai> Where it keeps kicking me out and not actually notifying me. Connection just...
[18:16] * Kai blows a raspberry
[18:17] <Kai> So if I disappear, I blame Tailon.
[18:17] <Kai> !ball Because it's always his fault.
[18:17] <Porygon-Z> Kai: It is so.
[18:17] <Kai> See, Pory gets it


@Tailon : Because it's always your fault. D:<
 
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StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
* Flamefur sees a green parrot fly in the chat box
<newnick> Flamefur (462374f0@421D46F9.92DCD8BC.CD41C0BC.IP) has morphed to "Jungle" 7:41pm IST
[100]«Jungle» Sqwak!
[100]«Rain» Ohai sorry I was distracted
[100]«Rain» What the parrot?
·StellarWind· ....
·StellarWind· Kid.
·StellarWind· This isn't an RP chat.
·StellarWind· The occasional idle action is fine
·StellarWind· but you are not a fecking parrot.
·StellarWind· In fact the last person whose parrot ostensibly took over their keyboard ended up being launched so far into space she's probably high-fiving goddamn Voyager 1.
[100]«Jungle» Sqwak! I'm the parrot, i'm the parrot. Sqwak!
[100]«Rain» ...Oh my god
[100]«Jungle» Sqwak! Oh my god, oh my god, Sqwak!
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· Right.
*** StellarWind sets mode: +b *!*@421D46F9.92DCD8BC.CD41C0BC.IP
<KICKED> StellarWind has KICKED Jungle from #pokecharms 8:00pm IST Reason: "This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace, if you haven't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up daisies! THIS. IS AN EX... PARROT!"
 

Shiny Motley

2016 Singles Football
[12:10] <Wicce> Oh. Well one of them is naked now
[12:11] <Wicce> I guess this means its canon

[12:14] <Rain> ..Leon put one of my tampons in a glass of water and Avalon said it's their fish

Two completely unrelated quotes but they made me laugh so hard I couldn't not immortalize them here :'D
 

Shiny Motley

2016 Singles Football
[16:46] <%Rex> My militaristic fox furries are now part of a coalition against a group of asshole scientists.
[16:47] <%Rex> Said asshole scientists are hated so much they even have a xenophobic empire working with two xenophile ones.

I enjoy these two sentences too much
 

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
In which Kai mishears a thing and a pun war takes place.

[100]«Vaporeon» I heard a program on tv say anal
[100]«Vaporeon» ...they said evil
[100]«Vaporeon» Mother looks concerned
·StellarWind· ... clearly your hearing is ass
·StellarWind· ... as was this pun
·StellarWind· but in all honestly making you the butt of that kind of joke is unnecessarily cruel.
·StellarWind· but no use applying a posteriori reasoning to this.
·StellarWind· But before I leave this particular tangent behind
·StellarWind· I can only say that if i had any chances of pulling myself out of this gracefully
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· well i just straight up rekt 'um.
[100]«Vaporeon» You dont have to be so anal about this
·StellarWind· Now that's the entire reason this tangent reared its ugly head!
-chat.pkmn.im- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Adam (LoN@host109-152-236-35.range109-152.btcentralplus.com) [Connection reset by peer]
<quit> Adam (LoN@h-D6315AEA.range109-152.btcentralplus.com) has QUIT 8:06am IST "Connection reset by peer"
[100]«Vaporeon» Our shitty puns killed Adam
[100]«Vaporeon» Gone with the wind
[100]«Vaporeon» That stinks
·StellarWind· What a waste.
[100]«Vaporeon» Now you're just taking the piss
·StellarWind· Now, now, if I were, one could only come to the conclusion that urine trouble now...
* Vaporeon headdesks
[100]«Vaporeon» No need to be so
[100]«Vaporeon» cheeky
·StellarWind· Nice recovery! I was wondering why we went from bum puns to toilet humor all of a sudden.
·StellarWind· (coincidentally if you make a series of butt jokes at someone's expense, does that make it a rump roast)
[100]«Vaporeon» Because I felt like sitting on it for a while
·StellarWind· nice, but you almost assassinated it in the process
[100]«Vaporeon» You're killing me here
·StellarWind· Or is it that I...
·StellarWind· END you?
 

Mr.RMA

Magearna before it was cool
Tailon-
It's raining in Los Angeles today
Not like, especially hard

Lynico-
Rain!!
Also yes, I was 12 for 9 years

Tailon-
It rained harder than this every single day I've been in Florida
Lynico-
My rl friends say I have now moved on
Mr.RMA-
Florida rain is brutal
Lynico-
And am now 11
Mr.RMA-
Regression!
Tailon-
Most of the county is under flash flood warning
Lynico-
I read county as country
And was concerned another Great Flood was coming

Mr.RMA-
This whole country is getting Noahed |D
Lynico-
DGM was right
is shot
Mr.RMA-
Welp, guess I'm in the market for a blimp
Boats are overdone
I ain't bringing two of every American animal with me

Tailon-
Blimps need fuel
Mr.RMA-
I'll just exhale reaaaallly hard
Lynico-
That will definitely work
Tailon-
Obviously
Mr.RMA-
About as likely as a country-wide flood
 

Shiny Motley

2016 Singles Football
Jesus how many months has it been since our last log

Anyways everyone else is pretty obvious, I'm /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ - Today at 10:36 PM
Arma will visit my place someday
and it'll just be like

StellarWind - Today at 10:36 PM
Volcarona is legitimately one of my favorite pokemon of all times

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ - Today at 10:36 PM
20 Volcaronas
doing the Macarena

StellarWind - Today at 10:36 PM
and this picture is fricking adorable god damnit Kai

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ - Today at 10:36 PM
(as their Quiver Dance)
ikr
I miss Kaiarts
;;

Mr.RMA - Today at 10:36 PM
But like... how do they pull it off? Oh... okay... Quiver Dance excuse I see

StellarWind - Today at 10:36 PM
same. brain hero that she is, she misplaced her tablet -again-
how does she keep DOING that

Mr.RMA - Today at 10:37 PM
Guess that means Dragon Dance is the Carlton

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ - Today at 10:37 PM
she's Kai
Rain Dance is
uhhh
the Disco
yep

StellarWind - Today at 10:37 PM
nah

Mr.RMA - Today at 10:37 PM
Just The Disco

StellarWind - Today at 10:37 PM
it's a stripper dance
MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ - Today at 10:37 PM
PFFFFT
YOU'RE RIGHT
what would Petal Dance be

Rex - Today at 10:37 PM
No, that's Sunny Day.

Mr.RMA - Today at 10:37 PM
Petal Dance is just a person spinning forever

naoren - Today at 10:38 PM
I was gonna say Rain Dance is that one 80s thing that ends with a bucket of water falling on you

StellarWind - Today at 10:38 PM
is teeter dance the fucking caramelldansen

Rex - Today at 10:38 PM
Petal Dance is Minah from Drakengard.

StellarWind - Today at 10:38 PM
...... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDD
Lalalalala. Lalalalala. The Watchers Dance.

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ - Today at 10:38 PM
Teeter Dance is definitley Caramelldansen

Rex - Today at 10:38 PM
Going "Lalalalala" in a 40 year old smoker voice while hemoragging flower petals.

StellarWind - Today at 10:38 PM
Yes XD
all monotone as fuque too

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ - Today at 10:38 PM
pfffffft XD

Mr.RMA - Today at 10:38 PM
Clearly now I see why Pokemon could never be real.

Rex - Today at 10:39 PM
But nah, Sunny Day is totally that one song where the music hall gets set on fire and everyone's like "It's getting so hot in here, let's strip."

StellarWind - Today at 10:39 PM
need to find that particular strip...

Mr.RMA - Today at 10:39 PM
They've decided to shorten the song a little and replace "so take off all your clothes" with "let's strip"
Guess it gets the message across

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EDIT May 4, 2017:

StellarWind - Today at 11:36 PM
yeah, i haven't had to break out the ATTENTION DUELISTS image yet

Shiny Trophy - Today at 11:36 PM
'twas good days
back when I was 12

StellarWind - Today at 11:37 PM
so last week(edited)

Shiny Trophy - Today at 11:37 PM
yes

StellarWind - Today at 11:37 PM
XD

Shiny Trophy - Today at 11:37 PM
last weke


StellarWind - Today at 11:37 PM
...

Shiny Trophy - Today at 11:37 PM
:D

StellarWind - Today at 11:37 PM
You saw nothing.

Shiny Trophy - Today at 11:37 PM
dAMMIT
FOILED AGAIN
sonovabick

StellarWind - Today at 11:38 PM
xD
Sometimes one wonders what even is the poiby...

Shiny Trophy - Today at 11:38 PM
I just cat stop
I still have no idea how the hell point went to poiby when I typed it

StellarWind - Today at 11:39 PM
tbh
B and Y are right nbext to N and T respectively
.....
CASE IN POINT
eats laptop keyboard

Shiny Trophy - Today at 11:39 PM
XDDD

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EDIT June 1, 2017

Shiny - Today at 4:07 PM
would it be possible to say "only RP with emojis"
or is that breaking a rule

Teapot - Today at 4:07 PM
No, because that contradicts the grammar rules.
(And... well, basically all the other rules.)

StellarWind - Today at 4:08 PM
Story format, third person, past tense
and if anyone tries that
I will personally go koh the face stealer on their goddamn skull
so they'll never be able to emote again

Teapot - Today at 4:08 PM
brb posting sn emoji-only RP

StellarWind - Today at 4:08 PM
...

Teapot - Today at 4:08 PM
♥(edited)

Shiny - Today at 4:08 PM
:joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

StellarWind - Today at 4:08 PM
Data, I like your face. It'll be an awful shame if something happened to it
XD
 
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Rinoa Heartilly

Mother of Meltans
[12:30 AM] Psycho_Monkey: catapults Sho and Clo at Unova

[12:30 AM] Shiny: the story seems to update like once every 4 months, if we're lucky

[12:30 AM] Shiny: we're not even out of the gym dammit


[12:30 AM] tonibytes: I misread Unova as Utena

[12:30 AM] Psycho_Monkey: Ikr

[12:30 AM] Shocari: ...

[12:30 AM] Psycho_Monkey: We've only been at this since 20 fucking 13

[12:30 AM] Shocari: I misread Utena and Uteri

[12:31 AM] Shocari: :V


[12:31 AM] tonibytes: xD

[12:31 AM] Shiny: ...

[12:31 AM] Shiny: that's a long series of misreadings

[12:31 AM] Shiny: I read Uteri as uterus


[12:31 AM] tonibytes: PFFF

[12:31 AM] Shocari: A series of unfortunate misreadings
 

Shiny Motley

2016 Singles Football
Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:12 PM
@Teapot Stop working in silly places
I miss you you silly pot
Also my lunches are significantly less delicious
Night!

Teapot - Today at 5:13 PM
I'll be back in Leeds by next week
maybe even Thursday

Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:13 PM
:full_moon_with_face:

Shiny - Today at 5:13 PM
make me food Ems
is shot

Teapot - Today at 5:13 PM
Okay
Get over here and I will

Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:13 PM
Yes
Be here
Everyone must be here

Shiny - Today at 5:13 PM
catapults self across the water

Teapot - Today at 5:13 PM
Yes
@Prof. Cinders collects people

Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:13 PM
Join usssss

Teapot - Today at 5:13 PM
It's slightly odd

Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:13 PM
Hey, it's worked out well so far

Shiny - Today at 5:14 PM
makes me think she has stuffed dolls of people

Teapot - Today at 5:14 PM
This is true

Shiny - Today at 5:14 PM
with like
a stuffed Dem in the fridge

Teapot - Today at 5:14 PM
...
why in the fridge?

Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:14 PM
Well, my bed's headboard has many plushies

Teapot - Today at 5:14 PM
amd why has she stuffed Dem?!

Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:14 PM
Stuffed her with meat
Mwahahaha

Teapot - Today at 5:14 PM
. . .
:eyes:

Prof. Cinders - Today at 5:14 PM
actually goes to bed now damnit

Shiny - Today at 5:14 PM
nini~

KoL - Today at 5:14 PM
You lot are strange
...even by strange standards
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
KoL - Today at 7:20 PM
They're healthy
Besides, just like salt-less crisps are more healthy
Destiny 2 is better than Destiny 1
...but shit games are clearly the flavour of my life
 
Karp asking why I deleted two chat rooms.

Palusokudo~ - Last Tuesday at 9:06 PM
Those chat rooms I deleted were not being used no harm done.

Captain Fishykarp - Last Tuesday at 9:23 PM
ok

Palusokudo~ - Last Tuesday at 9:23 PM
ok
ok
ok

Captain Fishykarp - Last Tuesday at 9:24 PM
Wait but what if
Those chat rooms had families or loved ones
Maybe they were doing nothing by your standards
But they were actually working hard behind the scenes to support their families

Palusokudo~ - Last Tuesday at 9:25 PM
THEY HAVE NO SOULS

Captain Fishykarp - Last Tuesday at 9:25 PM
Think of the baby chatrooms that'll grow up without parents

Palusokudo~ - Last Tuesday at 9:26 PM
THOSE SOULS WERE GIVIN TO MONIKA
JUST MONIKA

Captain Fishykarp - Last Tuesday at 9:26 PM
oh
ok
then it's fine
A sacrifice must be made to appease the goddess

Palusokudo~ - Last Tuesday at 9:27 PM
Actually I'll put them back
maybe
lol

Captain Fishykarp - Last Tuesday at 9:28 PM
What what chats were removed?

Palusokudo~ - Last Tuesday at 9:29 PM
xbox and ps chat and the pc chat

Captain Fishykarp - Last Tuesday at 9:29 PM
those don't matte

Palusokudo~ - Last Tuesday at 9:30 PM
That's why they were sacrificed to Monika

DaVioletReader - Last Tuesday at 9:40 PM
^ best convo ever
 
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Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:26 PM

Violet, Lavander, Indigo


You should be called DaPurpleReader


DaVioletReader-Today at 6:27 PM


I KNOW RIGHT



SO MANY PURPLEEEEEE


Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:27 PM

Amber Everpurple


DaVioletReader-Today at 6:27 PM


just make everyone purple



thats how you do it


Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:27 PM

Amber Everpurple


Areo Lopurple


DaVioletReader-Today at 6:28 PM


LMAO


Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:29 PM

Adpurple


Adpurpelle


MrPurpleKarp


Purple_Cat


Purple Noctic


s


DaVioletReader-Today at 6:29 PM


PurpleKudo


Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:29 PM

Purplekudo


Dammit


DaVioletReader-Today at 6:29 PM


lol you beat me by five posts


Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:30 PM

J U S T P U R P L E K A


DaVioletReader-Today at 6:30 PM


NATPURPLE



yuri is



yurio



shes already purple anyway


Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:30 PM

Purpli


Natpurple


Purplewind


Teapurple


DaVioletReader-Today at 6:31 PM


Purple Salvato


Captain Fishykarp-Today at 6:31 PM

Purplebot


Purple6


Purple Trump


Hillary Purpleton
 

Psycho Monkey

Member of the Literary Elite Four
For context, @mhairigood was posting a lot of pictures of a very pink Hello Kitty house

mhairigood - Today at 10:58 PM
inorite
erryday
Gad would die upon entering tho
Gnomette - Today at 10:58 PM
Good Lord
Psycho_Monkey - Today at 10:59 PM
That's if these pics don't give him an anurism first.
mhairigood - Today at 10:59 PM
Lets find out
@alolan exeggutor Do you like my future home
P.S, love you
Gnomette - Today at 10:59 PM
RIP
mhairigood - Today at 11:00 PM
...He might be dead.
Gnomette - Today at 11:00 PM
Oops
mhairigood - Today at 11:00 PM
Okay, so we need to hide the body
Psycho_Monkey - Today at 11:01 PM
You have done the impossible. You have killed Stel.
Gnomette - Today at 11:01 PM
I cant do that... I'm to smol
mhairigood - Today at 11:01 PM
I remember when I first met him, I actually broke him a few times too
...And I got him to draw a Celebi
I'm very magical
Psycho_Monkey - Today at 11:01 PM
Broke him yes. But this is the first time anyone has killed him
mhairigood - Today at 11:01 PM
...and deadly, I guess
Gnomette - Today at 11:01 PM
Kai the noobs are gunna run wild now
You broke charms(edited)
mhairigood - Today at 11:02 PM
Now, now! What if we used a revive, I mean if it works on pokemon then it must work on biomechanical abominations who were old when we stars were young
right?
Maybe(edited)
Gnomette - Today at 11:03 PM
656a6c9ad248051ce95bfb0bcec98ffa.svg

Psycho_Monkey - Today at 11:03 PM
Can't hurt to try
Big mhairigood showed up!Today at 11:03 PM
Gnomette - Today at 11:03 PM
If not were all screwed
mhairigood - Today at 11:03 PM
r00d
Alolan Exeggutor - Today at 11:03 PM
well that confirms my theory.
Gnomette - Today at 11:03 PM
You boot her?
Alolan Exeggutor - Today at 11:03 PM
kick reasons don't appear to anyone but the individual kicked
Psycho_Monkey - Today at 11:03 PM
It worked!
 

StellarWind Elsydeon

Armblades Ascendant
Staff member
Administrator
Things that happen during (or at least, after)the 'Charms D&D campaign....

Rex: We're going to suffer a LOT this campaign if Dwayna runs it that way.
Mistrust, betrayal, NPC death, maybe even character death.
Jada shrugs
Jada: you never know
Dwayna (GM): I already know who's supposed to be dead or alive here so
RMA: D&D campaign. Y'know... they're kinda well known for suffering.
Dwayna (GM): you'll see for yourselves
Dwayna (GM): >:3c
RMA: This game is pretty infamous for death of all sorts
StellarWind: especially the death of GM patience!
Dwayna (GM): pff XD
RMA: Which leads to other deaths in rapid succession
Jada: never forming the party....
StellarWind: "You must gather your party before venturing forth." "We're trying." "Why haven't you, yet?" "Well, we have some artistic differences about the DJ."
"NOT THAT KIND OF PARTY!"
"God damnit, what am i supposed to do with all those glowsticks in my inventory then?!"
Jada: xD
StellarWind: "... Where'd you get those?" "Swiped them from the gold-skinned supremacist elves."
"... Is this a guardians of the galaxy or an elder scrolls reference-" "BOTH IS GOOD."
Jada: pfff
Dwayna (GM): Next time on Charms D&D: Meeting Ireena Kolyana, adoptive daughter of Kolyan Indirovich and the most desired woman of the vampire Strahd...
Rex: NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE.
Dwayna (GM): KOLYANA VS ISMARK
(not really)
StellarWind: Strahd VS Myotismon, winner gets to fight Dracula!
Rex: Which one though?
StellarWind: THEY DO NOT SAY BLUH BLUH BLUH
Jada: xD
StellarWind: What is a vampire? A miserable little pile of glitter!
BUT ENOUGH OF THIS. HAVE AT YOU!
RMA: A horrific mishmash of Lee, Lugosi, Oldman and Castlevania
Jada tries not to choke one icecream
Jada: i should put this up
Rex: I imagine it'd be very difficult to choke out an ice cream, even just one.
Jada: pfffffffff
StellarWind: i mean
you could try to strangle a vanillite...
but you'd probably get frostbite!
 
Fun isn’t something that comes to @StellarWind Elsydeon ‘s mind when balancing the fate of the chat page. But this...does put a smile on his face.

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StellarWind Elsydeon:

...
puts on some stupidly ostentatious bling glove.
snaps.

Kitty:
omg
Andrewski:
Kitty I don’t feel so good
Kitty:
NOT MY SON NO
ewski:
;-;
WAIT WHAT
STEL
DID YOU JUST
StellarWind Elsydeon:
cackles
Kitty:
EWSKI
I CANT BREATHE
ewski:
;-;
 

Shiny Motley

2016 Singles Football
How has it been over a year since we used this thread. Anyways, dusting this off...

Context: the Katie bullying the Dem

[12:34 PM] Linkachu: There were various "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"s and "KATIE STOP!"
[12:34 PM] Linkachu: Possibly a "KATIE NO!"
[12:35 PM] Linkachu: I need to buy her BL from the shop more often
[12:49 PM] Siny: oh man that's adorable
[12:49 PM] Siny: XDDD
[12:51 PM] Keleri: "Katie yes"
[1:01 PM] Demelza: Katie bad
[1:03 PM] StellarWind Elsydeon: Katie best
[1:07 PM] Linkachu: Katie is very Katie

Edit 12/11: Caramelldansen, a blast from the past

[8:57 PM] Chadwyck: Would you like to set up new cell service? Oh hold that thought- oo oo oowa oowas
 
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