The Chatlog Topic!

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Teapot» that said, I have six days off starting Thursday...
[100]«Shiny» o_O
[100]«Shiny» how do you have so many days off
[100]«Teapot» you people call it "vacation cats"
[100]«Shiny» XD
[100]«Teapot» ...
[100]«Teapot» days
[100]«Teapot» not cats
[100]«Teapot» how the fuck
[100]«Shiny» ...
[100]«Shiny» CATS
·StellarWind· ... VACATION CATS
·StellarWind· XD
[100]«Shiny» XDDDD
[100]«Crys» CAAAAAATS
[100]«Shiny» Stel go log that
·StellarWind· Will do XD
[100]«Shiny» so tocat I planned to eat pizza
[100]«Teapot» how the fuck did my fingers produce cats instead of days
[100]«Teapot» ... clearly
[100]«Shiny» it's a sunny cat tocat
·StellarWind· ...
[100]«Crys» Bick it off, Shiny
·StellarWind· Cat Fingers
[100]«Teapot» everything on the internet is cats
[100]«Crys» Cat you find something else to do
·StellarWind· Data: If you turn into some sort of terrifying Akira-esque cat monster
·StellarWind· remember: the solution is deploying a car wash.
[100]«Shiny» fine, I'll find something else to poiby and make fun of
[100]«Crys» PFFF
<KICKED> Teacat has KICKED Shiny from #pokecharms 0:44am IST Reason: "ahush, you"

~*~

In which a mystery of OR/AS is solved:

·StellarWind· Emerald at least acknowledged the fact that the two teams would probably be independently aiming for their Kaiju
·StellarWind· and said Kaiju have a different hiding places
·StellarWind· . . .
·StellarWind· so where the hell did, say, Groudon go in Alpha Sapphire?
·StellarWind· Guam?
[100]«P_M» In AS Groudon is in Mt. Chimney where it should be. Heck if I know for Kyogre in OR
·StellarWind· P_M: It's probably hanging out with some daft kid
·StellarWind· who calls it Willy
·StellarWind· for no good reason
·StellarWind· . . .
·StellarWind· THAT'S IT
·StellarWind· THAT'S WHERE IT WENT
·StellarWind· SEA WORLD
[100]«P_M» Fuck XD
·StellarWind· WHERE IT LIVES FOR ALL ETERNITY IN A POOL TOO SMALL FOR ITS SIZE
[100]«Jada» xD
[100]«Cloveria» XD

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

[21:24] <Korra> Okay, shower and art
[21:24] ==Korra has changed nick to Crys|Brb
[21:25] <%Rex> Speaking of art.
[21:25] * Rex slides http://fav.me/d8qmzf2 at chat again.
[21:25] <+Porygon-Z> Title: Doctor Ott by Weazel75 on DeviantArt (at fav.me)
[21:26] <~StellarWind> I actually like the idea of a shwaa. brb.
[21:26] ==StellarWind has changed nick to Stel[aq]
[21:29] <clubsrainbows> guys if you can i recommend "leave myself behind" by bart yates. it's a brilliant book
[21:40] <Lyni> Man we've been at the same step for the past hour because the laptops keep restarting on us
[21:40] <Lyni> Dammit windows 7
[21:58] ==Stel[aq] has changed nick to StellarWind
[21:58] ==Crys|Brb has changed nick to Crystal
[21:58] <Crystal> I feel so incredibly better now
[21:58] <~StellarWind> Always a good thing ^^
[21:58] <Crystal> ...
[21:59] <Crystal> Did we just
[21:59] <Crystal> shower together
[21:59] <Crystal> O:
[21:59] <Lyni> Yes
[21:59] <Lyni> You did

 

[FalChromiforme]

Christ on a bike, some of the things we come up with. . .

[16:03] == Aurora-kun [18047fd7@h-ECFD1E3C.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has joined #pokecharms
[16:03] <Aurora-kun> hai again all~
[16:03] <Kyubeon> hai Aurora
[16:03] <Kyubeon> XD
[16:03] <Aurora-kun> what did I miss
[16:03] <P_M> Hey Aurora
[16:03] <Kyubeon> um
[16:03] <Kyubeon> a lot
[16:03] <Kyubeon> XDDDDD
[16:04] <SteelMineral> Something something, family tree
[16:04] <P_M> Discussion of the family tree
[16:04] <Aurora-kun> HOW MUCH WEIRD SHIT HAPPENED
[16:04] <SteelMineral> Something something, mass confusion
[16:04] * Kyubeon claims Aurora to be their pet Delibird >
[16:04] <Aurora-kun> ^^
[16:04] <ClaireMax> so is the family tree a literal tree or what??
[16:04] <SteelMineral> I second this
[16:04] <SteelMineral> Can I eat it
[16:04] <Aurora-kun> I THIRD THIS MOTION
[16:04] <Aurora-kun> NO
[16:04] <Aurora-kun> YOU MAY NOT
[16:04] <SteelMineral> YES
[16:04] <Kyubeon> XD
[16:04] <Kyubeon> Claire: not a literal tree
[16:04] * Aurora-kun pulls out present
[16:04] <Aurora-kun> HA!
[16:04] <Kyubeon> it's almost definitely just a web of a mess
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> one day somebody will actually make it
[16:05] <SteelMineral> Is it a bomb? Its a bomb isnt it
[16:05] * Kyubeon starts off with Brian, then
[16:05] <SteelMineral> I bet its a bomb
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> well hurrderr grndaddy senpai is at the top
[16:05] <Kyubeon> Brian, dost thou has any parentals and/or siblings in this tree
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> although
[16:05] == Suki [185ddbfe@h-DDDC0C66.neo.res.rr.com] has joined #pokecharms
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> shouldn't Alex be up there too?
[16:05] <Kyubeon> hello Suki~
[16:05] <SteelMineral> Hello, Suki
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> Hai Suki
[16:05] <Tailon> I think Brian only had Jen by default
[16:05] <SteelMineral> I am Crys. Your melon lord.
[16:05] <Cloveria> Hai Suki
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> I mean he did technically start this family tree
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> >>
[16:05] <SteelMineral> Tis a pleasure to meet you
[16:05] <Aurora-kun> <<
[16:06] <Kyubeon> I'm not writing Jen anywhere until the end :/
[16:06] <Aurora-kun> I'm just off to the side
[16:06] == P_M [chatzilla@h-2F66D125.bltmmd.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 127 seconds]
[16:06] <Kyubeon> simply because I'll just circle the whole thing and write JEN at the top
[16:06] <Kyubeon> whelp
[16:06] <SteelMineral> XDDD
[16:06] <SteelMineral> I approve
[16:06] <Aurora-kun> presently unshipped
[16:06] == Cloveria has changed nick to Clo|Dindins
[16:06] <Aurora-kun> also you gotta remember to put Crys and Stel as married instead of as blood siblings
[16:06] <Kyubeon> of course
[16:06] <Suki> awww this never happened to me before i would always have to say hi to get people to say hi back to me
[16:06] <Tailon> Then Brian starts the tree
[16:07] <Tailon> At the very top
[16:07] <Aurora-kun> (not counting jen.)
[16:07] <Kyubeon> yep
[16:07] <Kyubeon> I got Brian at the top
[16:07] <SteelMineral> Suki: Pokecharms is massively friendly - we're always happy to see a new face ♥
[16:07] <Aurora-kun> sometimes overly friendly
[16:07] * Aurora-kun eyes Crys~
[16:07] * SteelMineral wheezes
[16:07] <Suki> XD
[16:07] <Tailon> Under Brian are Red and Sho
[16:07] <Kyubeon> XD
[16:07] <SteelMineral> Dost thou like trains
[16:07] <Tailon> Connected by OTP
[16:08] <Suki> brb
[16:08] <Kyubeon> Sho is also connected with Katie, though
[16:08] <SteelMineral> This is true
[16:08] <Tailon> And then Sho is connected to Katie by marriage? With the question mark
[16:08] <ClaireMax> hmm
[16:08] == P_M [chatzilla@h-2F66D125.bltmmd.fios.verizon.net] has joined #pokecharms
[16:08] <ClaireMax> i need a fanfic idea
[16:08] <SteelMineral> Wb Senpai
[16:08] <Kyubeon> weebee Brian~
[16:08] <Aurora-kun> weebee grandaddy~
[16:09] <Kyubeon> and I'm Katie's kid with Sho but somehow also Red's kid
[16:09] <ClaireMax> I need a fanfic idea...
[16:09] <Aurora-kun> [16:08] <Tailon> And then Sho is connected to Katie by marriage? With the question mark
[16:09] <Kyubeon> Red has Tai as well
[16:09] <ClaireMax> any suggest?
[16:09] <Aurora-kun> how is this a canon shipping
[16:09] <Kyubeon> Shori + Linky = Shiny
[16:09] <Tailon> The weird threesome of Sho, Red, and Katie produces all of us grandchildren
[16:09] <Aurora-kun> or at least since when
[16:09] <Aurora-kun> and me
[16:09] <Aurora-kun> somehow
[16:09] <Tailon> Shiny, Crys, me, Clo...
[16:09] * P_M bashes laptop with his Keyblade
[16:10] <Shocari> (18:07:57)<Tailon>Under Brian are Red and Sho
[16:10] <Shocari> whoa now
[16:10] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:10] <Kyubeon> XDDD
[16:10] <Shocari> I was not aware I was under Brian
[16:10] * ClaireMax pukes guts out
[16:10] <Aurora-kun> Brian has no waifu
[16:10] <Aurora-kun> >>
[16:10] <Aurora-kun> <<
[16:10] <Kyubeon> of course not
[16:10] <Kyubeon> Tai: Karu or no Karu?
[16:10] <Aurora-kun> how does brian children then
[16:10] <Tailon> Brian just asexually produced Red at some point
[16:10] <Aurora-kun> MITOSIS OF THE HUMAN BABY
[16:10] <Tailon> I don't think Karu is in the treewebmatrix anymore
[16:11] <Kyubeon> okay then
[16:11] <Aurora-kun> eww. . . what has been seen can be unseen
[16:11] <P_M> Actually Red's mother is Rise of Team Neos :'D
[16:11] <Aurora-kun> cannot
[16:11] == Suki [185ddbfe@h-DDDC0C66.neo.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 123 seconds]
[16:11] <Tailon> Oh right
[16:11] <Kyubeon> oh yes
[16:11] * Kyubeon fixes that
[16:11] <P_M> Which is my spawn...
[16:11] <Tailon> Brian's waifu is RoTN
[16:11] <Tailon> Or
[16:11] <Tailon> Wait
[16:11] <Tailon> Goddammit now I'm confused
[16:11] <Aurora-kun> MITOSIS OF THE HUMAN BABY\
[16:11] <P_M> RoTN was the Egg that hatched Red!
[16:11] <SteelMineral> Where is KoL on the tree?
[16:11] <Aurora-kun> :|
[16:11] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:11] <Tailon> So
[16:11] <Kyubeon> RoTN is Brian's child, though
[16:11] <Kyubeon> so
[16:11] <Aurora-kun> brothers with Stel
[16:12] <Kyubeon> ???
[16:12] <Shocari> Katie is my husband, Red is my side piece, Belle is my...other side piece?
[16:12] <Tailon> Does that mean Brian is our great grandad
[16:12] <Kyubeon> Brian is like
[16:12] <Aurora-kun> why do you think I called him Grandaddy
[16:12] <Kyubeon> both great-grandad and grandad
[16:12] <Tailon> Or
[16:12] <ClaireMax> this conversation is so hard to follow
[16:12] <Aurora-kun> wait
[16:12] <P_M> MITOSIS OF THE HUMAN BABY! :'D
[16:12] <Aurora-kun> I may be a pet delibird, but I refuse to refer to anybosy as "master"
[16:12] <Aurora-kun> anybody
[16:12] <Tailon> Does RoTN nor count as a member but as a method by which Red was born
[16:12] <Kyubeon> oh
[16:13] <Kyubeon> that works
[16:13] <P_M> Method of production
[16:13] <SteelMineral> Stel can be my master any time
[16:13] <Kyubeon> so Mitosis = RoTN
[16:13] <P_M> Yes
[16:13] <Aurora-kun> MITOSIS OF THE HUMAN BABY
[16:13] <Aurora-kun> XD
[16:13] <P_M> XD
[16:13] <Kyubeon> okay so Brian's part of the family tree is mostly done
[16:13] <Aurora-kun> MEIOSIS OF THE HUMAN BODY, In Crys' case
[16:13] <Aurora-kun>
[16:14] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:14] <P_M> Do you have me as Dwayna's knight?
[16:14] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:14] <Kyubeon> dammit
[16:14] <Kyubeon> no I do not
[16:14] <Kyubeon> good thing I have room at the top
[16:14] <Aurora-kun> Shiny didn't put it because I made her brain vomit there for a minute
[16:14] <Tailon> But that's not a family relationship
[16:14] <Tailon> That's a title
[16:14] <Aurora-kun> neither is "pet"
[16:14] <Kyubeon> it should be written down
[16:14] <Kyubeon> I am writing that down
[16:15] <Aurora-kun> although since we're dealing title, I feel like being brave here
[16:15] <Aurora-kun> title me "Count of Pokecharms"
[16:15] <Kyubeon> no
[16:15] <P_M> My brother and sister knights are Red, Shiny, RX, and... fuck. Who was the fifth?
[16:15] <Aurora-kun> XD
[16:15] <Kyubeon> RMA
[16:15] <Aurora-kun> I also just queried myself by accident
[16:15] <P_M> Lies and debauchery! Aurora is no count
[16:16] <Aurora-kun> Brian is the count
[16:16] <P_M> Thanks Shiny
[16:16] <Kyubeon> which means I also need to label him as my maid
[16:16] <Kyubeon> XD
[16:16] <Aurora-kun> he talks fancier
[16:16] <ClaireMax> um
[16:16] <Aurora-kun> I'll take the title "Hawaiian of charms" then
[16:16] <Kyubeon> that has no relationship with anyone, though
[16:16] <Aurora-kun> >>
[16:16] <Aurora-kun> <<
[16:16] <Kyubeon> so I cannot include it in the web
[16:16] <Aurora-kun> goddammit she's right
[16:16] <Tailon> I think my title is Three Headed Doge
[16:16] == Clo|Dindins has changed nick to Cloveria
[16:17] <Aurora-kun> where is Clo on this tree?
[16:17] <P_M> My Granddaughter-kohai
[16:17] <SteelMineral> And our titles are obvi Magical Girl Trio
[16:17] <Kyubeon> Clo is one of Red/Sho/Katie's kids
[16:18] <Cloveria> My title is The Ninja Magical Girl
[16:18] <Aurora-kun> ah yes, one of the results of the threesome
[16:18] <Kyubeon> I vaguely remember that Tun was Data's kid?
[16:18] <Kyubeon> and I think Toru was her brother
[16:18] <Aurora-kun> I'll be Azure's sister, if nothing else
[16:18] <Aurora-kun> brother
[16:19] <Aurora-kun> GODDAMMIT HANDS
[16:19] <Kyubeon> Aurora is now Azure's sister
[16:19] <SteelMineral> Yes
[16:19] <Aurora-kun> HOW DID I EVEN-
[16:19] * Aurora-kun facepalm
[16:19] <P_M> Agreed
[16:19] * SteelMineral shoves him into a dress to match his girly name
[16:19] <SteelMineral> O: <
[16:19] <Shocari> remember, Kiwi is my heir
[16:19] * Aurora-kun delibird-chan
[16:19] * Cloveria beats gravel
[16:19] <Aurora-kun> YAS
[16:19] <Aurora-kun> YAS
[16:19] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:19] <Aurora-kun> although I refuse to wear a dress
[16:19] <Kyubeon> fuck you Sho
[16:19] <Kyubeon> I have zero room under your name
[16:19] <Kyubeon> XD
[16:19] == Aurora-kun has changed nick to Delibird-chan
[16:19] <Delibird-chan> DONE
[16:19] <SteelMineral> XD
[16:19] <Shocari> make it really really small
[16:20] <Tailon> I just remembered Shiny is my hat
[16:20] <P_M> Kiwi and Azure are lovers because AzureBear
[16:20] <SteelMineral> Yes
[16:20] <Kyubeon> ... Tai you have several hats
[16:20] <Delibird-chan> ♥
[16:20] <Kyubeon> who're your others?
[16:20] * Rex is the resident Furry.
[16:20] <Delibird-chan> I have no lover
[16:20] <Delibird-chan> I stand forever alone
[16:20] <Tailon> Yes but you're the only one still around
[16:20] <Shocari> if you wanna be my lover
[16:20] <SteelMineral> I was your hat a few times
[16:20] <SteelMineral> D: <
[16:20] <Shocari> you gotta be part of SNSD
[16:20] <Delibird-chan> :|
[16:20] <SteelMineral> I feel used
[16:20] <Kyubeon> well yes I know, Tai XD
[16:20] <ClaireMax> whats that
[16:20] <Kyubeon> who were your others though?
[16:20] <Delibird-chan> I don't even know what gender I am at this point XD
[16:20] <Shocari> it's a Kpop group
[16:20] <ClaireMax> SNSD, whqt is that
[16:20] <Tailon> Crys might have been my hat at some point
[16:20] <ClaireMax> oh
[16:21] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:21] <Tailon> Belle was the third hat I think
[16:21] * Kyubeon redoes the family tree
[16:21] * Delibird-chan facepalm
[16:21] <SteelMineral> Poor Lyni
[16:21] * Tailon equips Shiny as hat
[16:21] <SteelMineral> I do not envy you
[16:21] <Kyubeon> XD
[16:21] <Kyubeon> like everything was fine until I added Dway's knights
[16:21] <Kyubeon> and it just
[16:21] <Delibird-chan> THEN partytime happened
[16:21] <Kyubeon> got
[16:21] <Kyubeon> really bad
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[16:21] <Shocari> I'd say the Knights are a group
[16:21] <Delibird-chan> I refuse to be a woman this time
[16:22] <Shocari> and would be in a side tree, for groups
[16:22] <Delibird-chan> MAKE ME A MAN
[16:22] <Kyubeon> is that the Brendan I know
[16:22] <P_M> Ya know, we should do this on the party bus. We get several sheets of posterboard and we each do what we can with it XD
[16:22] <Kyubeon> or is that another one
[16:22] <Shocari> another one methinks
[16:22] == Delibird-chan has changed nick to Delibird-kun
[16:22] <Delibird-kun> Hai Brendan~
[16:22] <P_M> Hey Brendan. Post int herp
[16:22] <Tailon> Gender doesn't have anything to do with relationship names
[16:22] <Kyubeon> ^
[16:22] <Kyubeon> this so much
[16:22] <SteelMineral> Yeah, Deli-chan
[16:22] <Tailon> Sho is Shiny's mom
[16:22] <Kyubeon> Katie is my dad
[16:22] <Delibird-kun> I'm using them bec-
[16:22] <Cloveria> Hai Brendan
[16:22] <Delibird-kun> I REFUSE TO BE CALLED BY SANDWICH MEAT
[16:23] <SteelMineral> DELI
[16:23] <SteelMineral> CHAN
[16:23] == Delibird-kun has changed nick to Deli-Kohai
[16:23] <Kyubeon> Deli-chan
[16:23] <Tailon> Brendan post int herp
[16:23] <Deli-Kohai> NO
[16:23] <Deli-Kohai> JUST NO
[16:23] <Deli-Kohai> well still sandwich meat but hey
[16:23] <Deli-Kohai> could be worse
[16:23] <ClaireMax> um
[16:23] <Tailon> Deli-chan
[16:23] <P_M> Aurora is Crys's kohai! :'D
[16:23] <Deli-Kohai> I'm everyone's Kohai, Brian
[16:23] * SteelMineral completely ignores Deli-chan
[16:23] <SteelMineral> Yes. I shall be the best senpai ever.
[16:23] <Deli-Kohai> I'M FUCKING 12
[16:23] <Deli-Kohai> but so is Shiny
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[16:24] <Deli-Kohai> wait dammit I just confused myself
[16:24] == Deli-Kohai has changed nick to deli-chan
[16:24] <P_M> Not mine. I'm senpai only to the Magical Girl Trio
[16:24] <deli-chan> It appears that I've been forced into this
[16:24] <SteelMineral> ♥
[16:24] <Tailon> I have the Mulan song stuck in my head
[16:24] == ClaireMax [4c1bca4b@h-21716CED.hsd1.or.comcast.net] has quit [Imploded: ]
[16:24] == deli-chan has changed nick to Crystals-Kohai
[16:24] <SteelMineral> Which one, Tai?
[16:24] <Crystals-Kohai> :|
[16:24] <SteelMineral> Make a Man Out of You?
[16:24] <SteelMineral> HAHAHA
[16:24] <SteelMineral> HAHAH
[16:24] <SteelMineral> [/taunt]
[16:24] <Crystals-Kohai> I have been forced into this one too
[16:25] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:25] <Kyubeon> do I write that down
[16:25] <Crystals-Kohai> go ahead
[16:25] <SteelMineral> No
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[16:25] <Kyubeon> okay
[16:25] <SteelMineral> Wb Claire
[16:25] <SteelMineral> ♥
[16:25] <Crystals-Kohai> IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN
[16:25] <ClaireMax> hi
[16:25] <Crystals-Kohai> SO IT SHALL BE WRITTEN
[16:25] <Kyubeon> I'll only put you down as my pet, and Azure's sibling
[16:25] <Shocari> OH, BRIAN
[16:25] <P_M> Give it a few days Shiny. If it sticks do it. If it passes then it was just a phase
[16:25] <Tailon> The only Mulan song that matters
[16:25] == ClaireMax has changed nick to Nightwielder
[16:25] <P_M> SHO!
[16:25] <Shocari> did I tell you about my super fucking weird irl uncanny valley experience?
[16:25] == Crystals-Kohai has changed nick to Deli-chan
[16:26] <P_M> What happened?
[16:26] <Shocari> regarding my Persona project?
[16:26] <Deli-chan> GOAT VS GHOST
[16:26] <Deli-chan> Sho met his persona
[16:26] <Deli-chan> o.O
[16:26] <P_M> Tell me!
[16:26] <Shocari> join #sho, it's pretty long
[16:26] <SteelMineral> CanIcome
[16:26] <Deli-chan> come on in, Senpai
[16:26] <Shocari> sure
[16:26] <Deli-chan>
[16:26] <Cloveria> Me too?
[16:27] * P_M holds the door for Cry
[16:27] <P_M> And Clo
[16:27] <P_M> *Crys
[16:27] <SteelMineral> Thank you
[16:27] <SteelMineral> ♥
[16:27] <Cloveria> Thanks
[16:27] <Deli-chan> in fact, WHY NOT EVERYBODY
[16:27] * Deli-chan bonks head on the door
[16:28] * Deli-chan is also logging everything
[16:28] == clubsrainbows [5616ed3b@h-95F4773A.cable.virginm.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 126 seconds]
[16:28] <Kyubeon> ...
[16:28] <Kyubeon> SHIT
[16:28] <SteelMineral> WHAT
[16:28] <SteelMineral> Where
[16:28] <Kyubeon> SHO X SEB FOR CLUBRAINSHOWS
[16:28] <SteelMineral> PFFFFFF
[16:28] <Kyubeon> I FORGOT
[16:28] <Deli-chan> XD
[16:28] <SteelMineral> Shame on you
[16:28] <P_M> XF
[16:28] <P_M> *XD
[16:28] <Deli-chan> XF . . . BUCKTOOTH SMILE
[16:29] <SteelMineral> Huzzah~
[16:30] <Kyubeon> and you know
[16:30] <Kyubeon> if you want the old family tree
[16:30] <Kyubeon> http://puu.sh/hy3Nl.png

 

[Psycho Monkey]

This is the story a perfectly normal girl. Nothing wrong here nope.

[23:27] P_M [23:27] Porygon-Z Title: How To Get Away With Murder In Yandere Simulator - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
[23:27] P_M ...
[23:28] Riley ...
[23:28] P_M You really can find anything on the internet
[23:28] P_M wants this game now >>
[23:30] SteelMineral ...I want this game.
[23:30] SteelMineral Please.
[23:33] =-= Lyni is now known as Shiny
[23:33] SteelMineral sharpens Jessica
[23:33] SteelMineral |:
[23:33] SteelMineral Not that I'm...
[23:33] SteelMineral Yandere.
[23:34] SteelMineral |: <
[23:40] P_M No, of course you aren't Crys. You are a perfectly healthy young lady. ^^
[23:40] P_M is glad this senpai isn't the object of her affection
[23:41] SteelMineral I am~ ♥
[23:46] |<-- Pheonix has left chat.pkmn.im (Imploded: And so I burn again down to ashes only to wait to be reborn...)
[23:48] P_M Did you put Pheo in the incinerator? :/
[23:48] SteelMineral ...
[23:48] SteelMineral Did you see something?
[23:48] =-= YOU are now known as Toph
[23:48] Toph I'm blind!
[23:48] SteelMineral PFFFF
[23:50] Cloveria Pfft
[23:50] SteelMineral I'm sure he just lost his balance and fell in.
[23:50] SteelMineral And then it magically activated by itself.
[23:50] Toph Oh that clumsy Pheo.
[23:51] SteelMineral inorite
[23:51] SteelMineral Silly bird~
[23:51] Cloveria He'll come back to life
[23:51] |<-- Kiwibear has left chat.pkmn.im (Imploded: Page closed)
[23:51] SteelMineral ...but he might talk to my other senpai again
[23:51] SteelMineral D:
[23:52] Toph Hey really shouldn't have been letting craz-- I mean lovely girls steal his feathers all the time. They cause him to lose balance.
[23:52] SteelMineral Not that I'm... against that |:
[23:52] SteelMineral Yes. yes, it does. |:
[23:53] Toph And now Kiwi has mysteriously vanished. I wonder where she went.
[23:53] SteelMineral ....
[23:53] SteelMineral It better not be with senpai
[23:53] SteelMineral D: M
[23:53] SteelMineral *D: <
[23:54] SteelMineral She might be drawing him like one of her french girls
[23:54] SteelMineral Only I can do that D: <
[23:59] Cloveria hides in the corner while she draws her Senpai like french girls
[00:00] Toph does sexy poses to be drawn
[00:03] -->| Thomas_Runner (49286bbe@h-70904690.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #pokecharms
[00:04] Cloveria continues drawing while fighting a nosebleed
[00:04] SteelMineral Hey Tom
[00:05] |<-- Thomas_Runner has left chat.pkmn.im (Ping timeout: 126 seconds)
[00:06] Toph Was Tom with Senpai?
[00:07] SteelMineral ...
[00:07] SteelMineral <<
[00:07] SteelMineral >>

 

[FalChromiforme]

In which the Three Great Evils are unleashed on the universe . . .

[15:29] * Aurora-kun flails
[15:29] <Aurora-kun> scanners hate me
[15:30] <Aurora-kun> it's programmed in
[15:32] <Tailon> Scanners hate him! Click here to find out the secret to...
[15:32] <Aurora-kun> [15:32] <Aurora-kun> ...
[15:33] <Aurora-kun> what have I unleashed on this world
[15:33] <Tailon> You monster
[15:33] <SteelMineral> [15:34] <Aurora-kun> GODDAMMIT CRYS
[15:34] <Aurora-kun> WHY
[15:34] <Aurora-kun> WHY
[15:34] <Aurora-kun> NOT AGAIN
[15:34] <SteelMineral>
[15:34] == Nether [4ac2e090@h-69292AD1.suspcmta01.res.dyn.suddenlink.net] has joined #pokecharms
[15:34] <SteelMineral> Welcome!
[15:35] <Aurora-kun> dost thou like locomotives?
[15:35] == Nether [4ac2e090@h-69292AD1.suspcmta01.res.dyn.suddenlink.net] has quit [Imploded: Page closed]
[15:35] <Aurora-kun> (senpai taught well)
[15:36] * SteelMineral facepalms
[15:36] <Aurora-kun> what
[15:36] == Aurora-kun has changed nick to Aurora-kun-chan-kohai
[15:36] <Tailon>

 

[Shiny Motley]

so @Dinova was deciding whether to go try out milk tea or not and this happened

[23:33] <Dinova> I'll try anything once
[23:33] <Dinova> as long as it has a low probability of killing me
[23:33] <Shiny> well you /could/ choke on a boba
[23:34] <Shiny> (the tapioca balls you see at the bottom)
[23:34] <Shiny> but
[23:34] <Dinova> and that probability is
[23:34] <Shiny> that's not very likely
[23:34] <Shiny> if at all
[23:34] <Shiny> if you have working tongue muscles and know how to swallow you should be fine
[23:34] <Carmen> They’re really soft
[23:34] <Dinova> will I choke on a boba?
[23:34] <Shiny> no
[23:34] <Shiny> XD
[23:34] <Dinova> !8ball
[23:34] <+Porygon-Z> Dinova: Error: "8ball" is not a valid command.
[23:34] <Shiny> !ball will Di choke on a boba
[23:34] <+Porygon-Z> Shiny: You know the answer better than I.
[23:34] <Shiny> well
[23:34] <Shiny> I say the answer is no
[23:35] <Shiny> so there you go XD
[23:35] <Dinova> ........
[23:35] <Tailon> !ball will boba kill Dinova somehow anyway
[23:35] <+Porygon-Z> Tailon: Naturally.
[23:35] <Dinova> I suck at the comands
[23:35] <Shiny> PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[23:35] <Shiny> TAI
[23:35] <Carmen> lol
[23:35] <Shiny> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
[23:35] <Shiny> XDDD
[23:35] <Dinova> well
[23:35] <Carmen> If I had the energy, I’d chatlog that
[23:35] <Dinova> u got 29 more to go, perrito
[23:35] <Shiny> I'm chatlogging it XD
[23:35] <Tailon> Now you must forever live in fear of tapioca in your tea

EDIT: 5/07
[03:23] <%Rex> Also what's this about Tumblr and gender?
[03:23] <~StellarWind> http://hypnopabinia.tumblr.com/post/118351615087/vastderp-jumpingjacktrash-the-real-seebs
[03:23] <+Porygon-Z> Title: Between the Holes in Memory, vastderp: jumpingjacktrash: the-real-seebs: ... (at hypnopabinia.tumblr.com)
[03:23] <~StellarWind> this.
[03:28] <%Rex> Of course the evil scientists who arbitrarily decided to gender the poor, poor bees are white.
[03:28] <~StellarWind> they're trying to invalidate the concept of biological sex, which is even dumber
[03:29] <%Rex> Also I too would like an example of an asexually reproducing mammal, or more seriously, parthenogenetically.
[03:30] <Shiny> according to encyclopedia.com it doesn't happen?
[03:30] <Shiny> I'm not sure how reliable of a source that is, though
[03:30] <~StellarWind> not naturally
[03:30] <%Rex> Because yeah that doesn't sound like how mammals work.
[03:31] <~StellarWind> nope. xD
[03:31] <Shiny> yeah my thoughts exactly XD
[03:31] <~StellarWind> I don't think parthenogenesis really happens under X/Y chromosome selection
[03:32] <%Rex> If there's anything Jurassic Park has taught me is that there are species of frogs that actually change their genders based on availability of mates and that's actually really cool, but frogs are not mammals.
[03:32] <~StellarWind> there are. also fish.
[03:32] <Shiny> wait, frogs aren't mammals? D:
[03:32] <~StellarWind> Neither are dragonflies.
[03:32] <~StellarWind> </obscure wikipedia vandalism>
[03:32] <Shiny> XD
[03:32] <Shiny> oh I love wikipedia vandalism XD
[03:33] <%Rex> No, the French belong to a different taxonomy.
[03:33] <~StellarWind> PFFF
[03:33] * Shiny logs this

 

[Dinova]

Oh @SteelMineral you multifaceted individual

[11:13] <SteelMineral> My boobs have the power to bring world peace
[11:13] <SteelMineral> But can also bring great destruction
[11:13] <SteelMineral> |:
[11:13] <Dinova> XDDDD
[11:13] <SteelMineral> Its all about
[11:13] <SteelMineral> balance
[11:13] <SteelMineral>
[11:13] <SteelMineral> I cannot have one or the other

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

Having boobs is very much like yin and yang.

 

[Shiny Motley]

[13:14] <SteelMineral> omg
[13:14] <SteelMineral> Shiny
[13:14] <SteelMineral> Make a contract
[13:14] <SteelMineral> with
[13:14] <SteelMineral> Pory
[13:14] <Kyubeon> .....
[13:14] <Kyubeon> OH
[13:14] <Kyubeon> MY
[13:14] <Kyubeon> GOD
[13:14] <Kyubeon> YES
[13:14] <SteelMineral> !ball Magical Girl?
[13:14] <+Porygon-Z> SteelMineral: The answer is a resounding no.
[13:14] <SteelMineral> !ball Magical BOY?
[13:14] <+Porygon-Z> SteelMineral: Obviously.
[13:14] <SteelMineral> ...
[13:14] <Kyubeon> ...
[13:14] <Kyubeon> THERE WE GO
[13:14] <SteelMineral> There you have it
[13:15] <SteelMineral> OHOHOH
[13:15] <SteelMineral> !ball Contract?
[13:15] <+Porygon-Z> SteelMineral: It shall be.
[13:15] <SteelMineral> ...
[13:15] <SteelMineral> HA
[13:15] <SteelMineral> GOGOGO
[13:15] <Kyubeon> AHAHAHA EYSSSSS

@Teapot I hope you're okay with your megalomaniacal bot making a contract with me. Well, even if you aren't. Too late ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

 

[Teapot]

@Kyubeon Given how destructive and evil Porygon-Z is anyway, you may regret what his wish does

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

An appearance of an old n00b sparks the following conversation.

<Voltradox>Who's Precita...?
<Voltradox>...XD
<Shocari>http://pokecharms.com/members/precita.691/
<Porygon-Z>Title: precita | Pokécharms (at pokecharms.com)
<Shocari>oh
<Shocari>just saw what you said
<KoL>Some dumb bitch who was obsessed with Brock, Misty and Gen I
<Rex>Precita was 'Charms' most notorious Genwunner, yes.
<KoL>She was, for all intents and purposes
<KoL>A useless piece of meat
<StellarWind>and then she sockpuppetted
<StellarWind>and Sho's keen bloodhound Goat Senses picked her up
<KoL>Also for all her bitching about how much the anime sucked
<StellarWind>and we finally vaporized her useless ass
<KoL>She still watched it
<KoL>Because she's a fucking idiot
<KoL>...and yeah then we banned her
<KoL>I was hoping she'd have tripped in front of a speeding bus since but oh well
<Shocari>...I kinda just pictured a bloodhound fused with Skiddo
<StellarWind>KoL: She did
<StellarWind>but it was a generation 5 bus
<StellarWind>THE MOST FORGOTTEN BUS
<KoL>God-damnit
<KoL>Clearly the bus was so forgotten that she forgot to die to it
<Voltradox>Whoa!
<KoL>Someone needs to make a PRP named Unova: The Forgotten Story
<Shocari>that is a great idea, KoL
<StellarWind>'Tis a legend best left forgotten
<KoL>The story is about a young trainer stuck to ways older than herself
<KoL>...in a world where her antiquated views are mocked by the masses
<Shocari>...I'm really liking this, KoL :|
<KoL>All of whom have moved onto greater things
<KoL>...that aren't infested with the wrong kind of bugs
<StellarWind>Ooh. Ooh. DOn't tell me. Let me guess
<StellarWind>In her fanatic obsession to bend the world to her whims
<StellarWind>bring back the old ways
<StellarWind>whatever
<StellarWind>..s he invokes Missingno
<StellarWind>and it eats her
<KoL>Yes, and in doing so the two fuse to become the Profound Genwunner
<StellarWind>PFFF XDD
<KoL>A great evil that threatens to consume Unova
<Dwayna>...
<StellarWind>.. .AND IS THEN EXILED TO PHANTASY STAR ONLINE.
<StellarWind>FOREVER.
<KoL>Indeed, but its evil leaks from the seal every few years
<Dwayna>how is it that you come up with good shit with your trolling XD;
<StellarWind>and manifests as Ethan Waber?
<KoL>...sure why not?
<KoL>He basically IS Profound Darkness as far as I'm concerned
<KoL>Truly the greatest evil of the series
<StellarWind>more like the profound dorkness i suspect
<Shocari>because KoL is such a troll master, it's genuinely difficult to tell anything from anything
<Shocari>@Dway
* Dwayna is actually sort of interested in this concept >>;
<KoL>I was thinking Profound Failure, but that works too
<KoL>At any rate, this world is in need of a hero...
<StellarWind>Dark Failz
<KoL>A hero who can prevent Pomeg Berries distorting reality
<Dwayna>DarkSydePhail?
<StellarWind>Some things not even Evil Sharks would touch
<KoL>A hero who can prevent the world being torn asunder by clever use of bicycles
<KoL>...there is only one who can
<KoL>Bimmy and his Dunsparce
<KoL>He is the hero Unova deserves...
<Dwayna>... pffff
<KoL>...but definitely not the one it, or any region would ever need
* Dwayna dies laughing
<KoL>Nonetheless it's either him or Ethan Waber
<Cloveria>Pfft XD
<StellarWind>pfff
<StellarWind>I'd bet on the DUnsparce
<KoL>Using the power of DIALG Bimmy is able to enter the realm where the Profound Genwunner was sealed, and engage in battle against the beast
<KoL>...but that is not the Profound Genwunner's final form!
<KoL>The final form is the 50 Swords Evil Shark GOLDEN Profound Genwunner
<StellarWind>PFFFFFFFF XDDDDD
<StellarWind>at which point there's about one way to stop it
<StellarWind>and that is to invoke Yoshio Sakamoto, who would declare the whole thing impossible because before all these fusions the trainer was a woman and he DID NOT AUTHORIZE THAT.
<KoL>Indeed, and at his whim John Romero flies into the battle with Daikatana in hand, riding atop his trusty flying mount RIDLEY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
<StellarWind>all involved are made his bitch.
<KoL>With their help Bimmy is able to overcome the Profound Genwunner and cleanse Unova of its glitches, and allow everyone to enjoy and appreciate every generation equally
<KoL>...and then Ethan Waber is thrown in prison for crimes against humanity
<KoL>His prison inmates are Springtrap and DBZA Cell
<KoL>The End
<StellarWind>... glorious. XD
* Dwayna applauds
<KoL>Because if there is any justice in Unova
<KoL>It's in seeing Ethan Waber, the worst protagonist in history, being dual-raped by an animatronic rabbit and a bio-android that drinks people
<Dwayna>this should be logged XD;

The next day:
<KoL>I have found a concept image of the Profound Genwunner, from last night's discussion
<KoL>http://img.aegen.nl/TO/Hypnox.jpg
<seel129>dafuq
<Dwayna>XD
<StellarWind>PFFFFFFF
<StellarWind>GLORIOUS.

 

[Shiny Motley]

was out to work and I saw I had several pings in chat. I scrolled back to see this:

[08:04] <Ruko|Storms> WITCH
[08:04] * Ruko|Storms is now known as Ruko
[08:04] <Ruko> Shiny's a witch.
[08:04] <SteelMineral> Shiny is a demon spawn
[08:04] <Ruko> Kyubeon - Contract/Magical
[08:04] <Ruko> Witchify
[08:04] <Ruko> ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
[08:05] <SteelMineral> ...Oh yeah
[08:05] <Ruko> ... you know
[08:05] <Ruko> that looks very spammy
[08:05] <Ruko> without context
[08:05] <SteelMineral> !ball Is Shiny A WITCH?
[08:05] <+Porygon-Z> SteelMineral: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
[08:05] <SteelMineral> ....
[08:05] <Ruko> ...
[08:05] <SteelMineral> DAMMIT SHINY
[08:05] <Ruko> that couldn't have been better

 

[The Voltagonist]

[11:35] <Voltradox> ...I don't know why, but I keep wanting to call you Curfew, Bulba.
[11:35] <Curio> Wha?
[11:35] <Voltradox> I keep reading Curio as Curfew for reasons unknown.
[11:35] <Curio> Curfew?
[11:35] <Curio> Okay...
[11:35] <Kyubeon> Bulba the Curfew
[11:35] <SteelMineral> Thats random, yo
[11:36] <SteelMineral> Curio disapproves
[11:36] <Curio> I prefer Bulba the Cheerio
[11:36] <Curio> ...
[11:36] <SteelMineral> Mmmm
[11:36] <Voltradox> I'm sorry. I'm trying so haaaaard~
[11:36] <SteelMineral> I seriously love cheerios
[11:36] <Curio> Don't eat.... me.
[11:36] <SteelMineral> I have a jumbo sized box
[11:36] <SteelMineral> in the kitchen
[11:36] <SteelMineral> I CAN DO AS I PLEASE
[11:36] <SteelMineral> Dont make me get out the milk
[11:36] <Curio> ^ XD
[11:36] <SteelMineral> D: <
[11:37] <Curio> MILK
[11:37] <Curio> I LIKE MILK
[11:37] <@KoL> PINGAS
[11:37] <Voltradox> And there's KoL. XD
[11:37] <Voltradox> ...DAMMIT.
[11:38] * Voltradox wanted to say Kelloggs instead of KoL.
[11:38] <Voltradox> I feel so Dyslexic right now.
[11:38] <@KoL> That would be a cereal offense
[11:38] <Curio> Is everyone a cereal?
[11:38] * Voltradox applauds the pun.
[11:38] <SteelMineral> ...Can I be Ricicles?
[11:38] <~StellarWind> . . .
[11:38] <~StellarWind> I'm so
[11:39] <~StellarWind> tempted
[11:39] <~StellarWind> to genocide the lot of you
[11:39] <~StellarWind> and declare myself
[11:39] <~StellarWind> a cereal killer.
[11:39] <SteelMineral> !ball PROTECT US
[11:39] <+Porygon-Z> SteelMineral: No chance.
[11:39] <SteelMineral> ...
[11:39] <~StellarWind> But I'll refrain XD
[11:39] <Voltradox> XXDD
[11:39] <SteelMineral> I HATE YOU
[11:39] <Curio> Don't.
[11:39] <SteelMineral> Not you Gad <3333
[11:39] <@KoL> Rekt
[11:39] * Voltradox is logging this.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

[20:36] P_M pokes Sho
[20:36] P_M Post int herp
[20:40] Kera also pokes sho
[20:41] P_M pokes Kera =0
[20:42] Kera pokes back
[20:42] Kera do you want to start a poke war
[20:43] P_M puts on sunglasses and raises both index fingers
[20:43] P_M I should warn you, I'm a poke-a-man master!
[20:43] Kera makes a finger pistol and cocks it
[20:44] Kera i can't think of a better pun, damn
[20:44] P_M Also, if someone would please kill me for that pun the world would appreciate it :x
[20:44] Kera POKES IN THE EYE
[20:44] Kera you're welcome
[20:44] P_M Thank you
[20:44] Cloveria grabs popcorn
[20:45] Kera the evil is defeated
[20:46] Kera https://31.media.tumblr.com/150e3ac457da6e4bd74e0a25fffe61ea/tumblr_inline_nlnm5t785a1qjubbz.gif
[20:47] P_M Poking my eyes is one thing, but to defeat me with Japanese school girls too? I am utterly beaten DX
[20:48] Kera blows off finger pistol

I considered throwing the last line in OOC, but it works better here. You got lucky Kera!

 

[The Voltagonist]

[22:33] <Voltradox> I really like this. A quiet night on the charms chatroom, comfortable in my pajamas watching Full House.
[22:33] <Kera> i keep stabbing myself
[22:33] <Voltradox> ...
[22:33] <Voltradox> And the moment's ruined.

 

[Shiny Motley]

18:17] * Shocari (Shocari@2B0D865B.5ECA3025.8E48E8EE.IP) has joined #pokecharms
[18:17] <Aurora-kun> hai Sho
[18:17] * Kyubeon tackles Shorimommy
[18:17] <Shocari> yooo
[18:17] <Crys|ART> Shomummy ♥
[18:18] <Cloveria> Hai Ho
[18:18] <Cloveria> Sho*
[18:18] <Cloveria> Sorry
[18:18] <Crys|ART> PFFF
[18:18] <Aurora-kun> XD

 

[Dwayna DragonFire]

For those who don't know, my name is Sara.

* Dwayna plops tiredly onto chair
* Rain plops on Sara's lap.
<Dwayna>oh my >///>
<StellarWind>... and now Dwayna is forever George Takei.
<StellarWind>txt it.
<Dwayna>XD;
<Cloveria>Pfft XD
* StellarWind shrugs, then proceeds to perch upside down on the ceiling, swiping at the occasional n00b with a blade tendril or three. Goddamnit, humanity, I just woke up. I have NO energy for this moderation nonsense.
- Rain quit (Ping timeout: 126 seconds)
<Dwayna>I has a pretty lady on my lap, so - oh no D:
<StellarWind>... congratulations. your takeiness broke Rainy XP
<StellarWind>(probably not actually)
<Dwayna>(i know but it's funny to think of it that way)
<StellarWind>(No arguments there.)
<Dwayna>insert terrible pun
<Dwayna>(but she's my Rain of sunshine!)
<StellarWind>(Just as long as she isn't Rain of Fire.)
<StellarWind></Because Reign of Fire makes GLROIOUS SNARKBAIT forever>
<StellarWind><... also, glorious.>
<Dwayna>that sounds suspiciously like a shipping name for us XD;
<StellarWind>... Trust me
<StellarWind>you do NOT want a shipping name based on THAT fustercluck.
<StellarWind>xD
<Dwayna>I believe you XD;
<Dwayna>I'd say MotherShip but like... that just makes me think of Metroid Other M
<KoL>That's the BOTTLE SHIP
<StellarWind>...
<StellarWind>PFFF
<Dwayna>I know XD
<KoL>Ridley has moved onto bigger and better things
<KoL>That's why he's not in Metroid Prime Federation Force
<KoL>He got a job as a stunt double in Jurassic World
<StellarWind>PFFF XD

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

[14:19] <Ruko> I am mature.
[14:19] <Ruko> reading a recipe
[14:19] <Ruko> for making a certain omlette
[14:19] <Ruko> and first comment was
[14:20] <Ruko> "instructions not clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan"
[14:20] <Ruko> I lost it
[14:20] <~StellarWind> that meme refuses to die
[14:22] <Tailon> HAHA GET REKT SEPHIROTH
[14:23] <Vaporeon> Sephiroth did WHAT with a ceiling fan!?
[14:23] <Vaporeon> That explains the sword...
[14:23] <Tailon> XD
[14:25] <~StellarWind> ... pfffffffffffffff xD

 

[The Voltagonist]

[01:39] <Vaporeon> I find age means nothing when it comes to mental maturity
[01:39] <Rain> I am 24 and like watermelon.
[01:39] <Vaporeon> And thus
[01:39] <Vaporeon> I will foever
[01:39] <Vaporeon> be a 12
[01:39] <Rain> And Crystal
[01:39] * Tailon looks at Kera silently for several seconds then possess Square on a PS3 controller
[01:39] <Champion_Gracie> Wait what? I messed up my sentence..
[01:40] <Rain> ...I think I have a crush on Crystal now T_T FUCK
[01:40] * Rain headdesks
[01:40] <Tailon> Presses*
[01:40] <Vaporeon> I have swag
[01:40] <Cloveria> I'm 495 years old
[01:40] <Vaporeon> Hahah
[01:40] <Vaporeon> Pleasedonthatemeforusingswagasaword
[01:40] <Voltradox> Dude, I've had a crush on most of the 'charms females I've befriended.
[01:40] <Kera> SHUN
[01:40] <Voltradox> All of them are so amazing.
[01:40] <Champion_Gracie> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[01:40] <Cloveria> *UN Owen plays in the background*
[01:40] <Voltradox> And I love them all to death.
[01:40] <Champion_Gracie> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
[01:40] <Vaporeon> I AM SORRY, VOLT BUT WE CAN NEVER BEEEE
[01:40] <Voltradox> I KNOOOOOW.
[01:40] * Kera paps gracie with GENTLE FORCE
[01:40] <Champion_Gracie> Yeah I'm not single anymore
[01:40] <Voltradox> BUT IT DOESN'T HURT TO DREEEEAM.
[01:41] <Voltradox> ...Wait.
[01:41] <Tailon> Don't worry Smugerin, I already hate you for entirely jingoistic reasons
[01:41] <Voltradox> Chaos...
[01:41] <Voltradox> Nevermind.
[01:41] <Champion_Gracie> XD
[01:41] <Vaporeon> And I hate you for DP related reasons
[01:41] <Vaporeon> ...
[01:41] <Vaporeon> Although
[01:41] <Vaporeon> Not
[01:41] <Vaporeon> In the
[01:41] <Vaporeon> I mean
[01:41] <Vaporeon> the
[01:41] <Vaporeon> OCC
[01:41] <Vaporeon> ...
[01:41] <Vaporeon> OOC*
[01:41] <Vaporeon> Shit
[01:41] <Tailon> WELP
[01:41] <Voltradox> XD
[01:41] <Kera> ♥<
[01:41] * Vaporeon shuts up
[01:41] <Voltradox> I'm very tempted to log that.
[01:41] <Kera> do it
[01:41] <Kiwibear> hehe

 

[Shiny Motley]

While in a skype call, @Rex turned on his webcam and I asked to see his pet. He left and this happened:

@Power Metal Maiden~ (aka Rain): I ALWAYS KNEW REX WAS A COUCH
Rain: Looks like I'm getting a new couch

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

I was gushing over Kyogre related things because it's my soulmate.
And a typo happened whilst I was in a query with @StellarWind Elsydeon

[22:13] <SteelMineral> ....omg
[22:13] <SteelMineral> https://40.media.tumblr.com/1cd2e299cb43b2c44872f5390b87a6f1/tumblr_niqaglNPRZ1s0suroo1_500.png
[22:13] <SteelMineral> Kyogre, my baby
[22:13] <SteelMineral> Dat ass
[22:13] <SteelMineral> ...
[22:13] <SteelMineral> Sass
[22:13] <SteelMineral> I meant sass
[22:13] <SteelMineral> omg
[22:13] <SteelMineral> Hahah
[22:13] <SteelMineral> omg I cant

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I wish I could like that post twice @SteelMineral. One because Kyogre is also my spirit animal and the second because it does indeed have dat ass ;3

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

[00:46] <SteelMineral> ...
[00:47] <StellarWind> ... what? XD
[00:47] <SteelMineral> I just dislike him so much.
[00:47] <SteelMineral> I dont even know why
[00:47] <StellarWind> oh. Him.
[00:47] <SteelMineral> I seriously just want him that much.
[00:47] <StellarWind> He's a bit derp
[00:47] <SteelMineral> ...
[00:47] <SteelMineral> hate
[00:47] <SteelMineral> ...
[00:47] <SteelMineral> WHAT the fuck
[00:47] <SteelMineral> I am so sorry
[00:48] <SteelMineral> I was looking at this thing
[00:49] <SteelMineral> And got my words fuddled
[00:49] <SteelMineral> fuddeled?
[00:49] <SteelMineral> I dont even know anymore
[00:49] <SteelMineral> I'm so embarrassed

 

[Psycho Monkey]

[22:23] |<-- OmniDragon10 has left chat.pkmn.im (Ping timeout: 124 seconds)
[22:23] -->| Ruko (Ruko@h-47AE06BE.ok.ok.cox.net) has joined #pokecharms
[22:24] Tailon Alright who sacrificed the random newbie to Tribute Summon Ruko
[22:26] Ruko Hi.
[22:26] P_M Me. Guilty as charged

 

[Ruko]

[07:02] <AiKua> Piss on it and assert dominance
[07:03] <Tailon> That would just make terrible pasta sauce
[07:04] <AiKua> Or excellent pissta sauce

 

[Psycho Monkey]

[23:18] MrRMA I mean, if you play it the Freudian way, everything's dicks already
[23:18] Shiny the floor is a dick?
[23:18] Shiny you're walking on a giant dick?
[23:18] Tailon To launch a gelatinous cube 7d6 feet in any direction
[23:18] Shocari is it a wood floor
[23:19] Shiny ...
[23:19] Shiny damn
[23:19] MrRMA It's a hard wood floor
[23:19] Tailon GELATIN
[23:19] Cloveria XD
[23:19] P_M XD
[23:19] Shocari defs a dick
[23:19] Shiny Tai can you DM a campaign for us
[23:19] Shiny exactly like this
[23:19] Tailon Gelatinous cube campaign
[23:19] Cloveria This chat sure has gotten penis-y
[23:19] Shocari PINGAS
[23:19] Shiny vulgina
[23:19] MrRMA I'd make another joke but I don't want to get cocky
[23:20] Shiny it's getting kinda hard to think of more jokes, anyways
[23:20] Tailon If I actually tried to DM a Gelatinous Cube based campaign I probably wouldn't get anywhere from laughing
[23:20] P_M We're only dicking around. Nothing unusual to see here
[23:20] Shocari You tried your best. I'll erect statues in your honor
[23:20] Shiny these puns are pissing me off
[23:21] MrRMA I think we've hit a climax with these puns
[23:21] Shiny they keep coming
[23:21] Tailon Gross
[23:21] Shocari Shiny, in the morning wood you do something for me?
[23:21] Shiny I'm 12
[23:21] Shiny no
[23:21] |<-- Javelin has left chat.pkmn.im (Ping timeout: 127 seconds)
[23:21] P_M Anyone wanna go boobing for apples?
[23:21] Shiny you really had the balls to ask me that, Sho?
[23:22] Shocari You're right, I'm nuts for trying
[23:22] Cloveria Have you tried working the shaft?
[23:22] Shiny don't teste me
[23:22] P_M At least you aren't a pussy
[23:22] Shiny (that was terrible)
[23:22] MrRMA This is just the tip of the iceberg of comedy gold here
[23:23] Shocari Who's winning right now? pretty sure I'm pulling a-head
[23:23] Shiny we're doing a really good /job/ here
[23:23] Shiny is shot
[23:23] =-= Dwayna|Brb is now known as Dwayna
[23:23] Shocari that blows
[23:23] Shiny hai Dway
[23:23] Cloveria WB
[23:23] Shocari gotta hand it to you, though
[23:23] P_M These puns are starting to suck
[23:24] Shocari they need to be more raw
[23:24] Shiny I think we're just pulling them from our asses now
[23:24] P_M I agree. It's too early to wrap it up
[23:24] Dwayna hai XD
[23:24] MrRMA Well no need to be so anal about it
[23:25] Dwayna can we CAH now XD
[23:25] Cloveria Please
[23:25] Shiny XD
[23:25] Shocari that's it. we've penetrated the barrier that was holding us back
[23:25] Shiny I can't, though
[23:25] Shocari neithercan I
[23:25] Shocari *neither can
[23:25] MrRMA I think we've been pulled into that mindset, I mean, I'd like to, that's three at least
[23:25] P_M I should have been in bed an hour ago. But you guys just keep me going
[23:25] Cloveria Some one log that please
[23:26] P_M had to throw in that last one XD
[23:26] Shiny go to bed Brian
[23:26] Shiny D:<
[23:26] Dwayna three isn;t enough
[23:26] P_M Unintentional or not, nice pun Milady
[23:26] Dwayna \ooc
[23:27] Shiny I just want everything to be put in the OOC thread
[23:27] Shiny but it would likely be better in the chat log topic
[23:27] P_M Actually, I'll include that with the rest of the puns
[23:27] Dwayna it's hard to really keep it up. we shouldn;t be dicks about it
[23:27] Shocari chatlog is probs better yeah
[23:27] Cloveria Agreed
[23:27] Dwayna \last one
[23:27] MrRMA Penis

 

[Carmen Lopez]

Tailon: Water has been falling from the sky all day
[8:37pm] Tailon: I demand an explanation I don't remember this every happening before
[8:38pm] P_M: At least you have water. Earlier this weak we had ice falling from our sky
[8:39pm] Kai: I wish bladed abominations would fall from mine
[8:39pm] Kai: I live in hope
[8:40pm] P_M: But he might get hurt if he fell from the-- oh who am I kidding. Stel is a cat. He'd land on his feet and be fine.
[8:41pm] Kai: You could even say he'd..
[8:41pm] Kai: feline
[8:41pm] Carmen: ....
[8:41pm] Kai: That was awful and I feel awful.
[8:42pm] • CarmenTHUDS Stel style
[8:42pm] Kai: PFF

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

[02:44] <P_M> That wasn't awful Crys. I'd say it was the purrfect pun.
[02:45] <P_M> Appropriate since you are purrfect
[02:45] <P_M> At least it wasn't CATastrophic
[02:45] <Cloveria> Let's not be catty, here
[02:46] <Kai> Paws for effect
[02:46] <Carmen> Dang, I missed the drama with Precita. You've gotten to me kitten me
[02:46] <Carmen> *got to be
[02:47] <Kai> I cat even

 

[Shiny Motley]

[21:49] <Kai> It's the question of
[21:49] <Kai> If I had 10 Gads
[21:49] <Dwayna> She needs to learn these things the safe way
[21:49] <Kai> what would I do with them
[21:49] <Tailon> I wonder if someone would be mad if I built a giant Nerf arena in some abandoned town off the 405
[21:49] <Kai> WE ALL KNOW
[21:49] <Tailon> Or like a gas station
[21:49] <Kai> I'd make them do a play
[21:49] <Kyubeon> pet them all
[21:49] <Dwayna> Cuddles?
[21:49] <Tailon> Nerf arenas are pretty small
[21:50] <Kai> Cuddles are for breaks between scenes.
[21:50] <Kai> I am thinking titanic
[21:50] <Kai> Only I will be director
[21:50] <Kai> so Gad will be every other character
[21:50] <Kai> including Rose
[21:50] <MrRMA> So... he's fucking himself?
[21:50] <Kai> ...
[21:50] <Kai> PFFFFF
[21:50] <Kai> HAHAHAHAH
[21:50] <Cloveria> ...
[21:50] <Kai> I didnt even think about that
[21:50] <Kai> Oh god
[21:50] <MrRMA> And then he tries to shoot himself for taking himself from him
[21:50] <Kai> dont tell him
[21:51] <Kai> He'd kill me
[21:51] <Kyubeon> log it
[21:51] <Kyubeon> someone log itnow
[21:51] <MrRMA> And he watches himself freeze to death as he gets saved by a lifeboat full of him
[21:51] <Dwayna> he'd annihilate the chat for this conversation alone
[21:51] <Kyubeon> I'mma do it
[21:51] <Kyubeon> I'm already dead anyways
[21:51] <Kai> NoIlikeliving
[21:51] <Kyubeon> fine for my twin
[21:51] <Kyubeon> I will spare everyone
[21:52] <Kai> Whew
[21:52] <Kyubeon> ... haha sike i have a death wish and I plan to take you all down with me
[21:52] <Kai> I get to see another year ; u ;
[21:52] <Kai> NOOOOO
[21:52] <Kai> Why did I trust a Kyubey

@StellarWind Elsydeon ♥

 

[voidaquariums]

This wasn't in the 'Charms chat, but it's still a chat

Someone: i'm not drunk
Someone: i haven't had a bear in minutes
xStormfang: i've never had a bear
xStormfang: which should i try first: grizzly or black? i'm considering brown tho
Someone: *BEER
Someone: JESUS
xStormfang: it's official you are completely drunk on
xStormfang: bears
xStormfang: going to hell mmk bye
> xStormfang has logged off.

And this.
[27/1/16 7:57:10 am] Yaboku: hey whats the first season of code grass called?
[27/1/16 8:20:51 am] Sand Guardian, Guardian of the Sand: i dunno, i haven’t seen any anime with the name “code grass”

 

[The Voltagonist]

[21:49] <Kai> It's the question of
[21:49] <Kai> If I had 10 Gads
[21:49] <Dwayna> She needs to learn these things the safe way
[21:49] <Kai> what would I do with them
[21:49] <Tailon> I wonder if someone would be mad if I built a giant Nerf arena in some abandoned town off the 405
[21:49] <Kai> WE ALL KNOW
[21:49] <Tailon> Or like a gas station
[21:49] <Kai> I'd make them do a play
[21:49] <Kyubeon> pet them all
[21:49] <Dwayna> Cuddles?
[21:49] <Tailon> Nerf arenas are pretty small
[21:50] <Kai> Cuddles are for breaks between scenes.
[21:50] <Kai> I am thinking titanic
[21:50] <Kai> Only I will be director
[21:50] <Kai> so Gad will be every other character
[21:50] <Kai> including Rose
[21:50] <MrRMA> So... he's fucking himself?
[21:50] <Kai> ...
[21:50] <Kai> PFFFFF
[21:50] <Kai> HAHAHAHAH
[21:50] <Cloveria> ...
[21:50] <Kai> I didnt even think about that
[21:50] <Kai> Oh god
[21:50] <MrRMA> And then he tries to shoot himself for taking himself from him
[21:50] <Kai> dont tell him
[21:51] <Kai> He'd kill me
[21:51] <Kyubeon> log it
[21:51] <Kyubeon> someone log itnow
[21:51] <MrRMA> And he watches himself freeze to death as he gets saved by a lifeboat full of him
[21:51] <Dwayna> he'd annihilate the chat for this conversation alone
[21:51] <Kyubeon> I'mma do it
[21:51] <Kyubeon> I'm already dead anyways
[21:51] <Kai> NoIlikeliving
[21:51] <Kyubeon> fine for my twin
[21:51] <Kyubeon> I will spare everyone
[21:52] <Kai> Whew
[21:52] <Kyubeon> ... haha sike i have a death wish and I plan to take you all down with me
[21:52] <Kai> I get to see another year ; u ;
[21:52] <Kai> NOOOOO
[21:52] <Kai> Why did I trust a Kyubey

@Kyubeon Omaigawd. Thank you for logging that. I literally had a stream of tears pouring down my face from reading this. (note that I did not get emotional, I was laughing. XXDD)

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

I still need to summarily execute Arma for this bullshit. Crys and Shiny have already been thoroughly spaced. XP

 

[voidaquariums]

[15:52] <Stormfang> (insert extremely furious print-screening here)
[15:52] <Kai> ...Maybe.
[15:54] <~StellarWind> I have no doubt
[15:54] <~StellarWind> It's the confidence ou have to work on >>
[15:54] <~StellarWind> you*
[15:55] <Stormfang> will skype just please stop
[15:56] <Kai> I have no idea how to confident.
[15:56] <Kai> Is there a book on amazon about it
[15:56] <Kai> Like
[15:56] <Kai> a how to for dummies
[15:56] <Kai> there probably is
[15:57] <Kai> theres a lot
[15:57] <Kai> Well, thats comforting
[15:57] <Kai> HAHAHAHA
[15:57] <Kai> "Instant confidence"
[15:58] <Kai> Oh God, seriously
[15:58] <Stormfang> my step 1 would be "stand up and punch the living **** out of something"
[15:58] <Stormfang> oh my god
[15:58] <~StellarWind> "Step 1. Think of something to say."
[15:58] <~StellarWind> "Step 2. Say it."
[15:58] <Stormfang> did my computer just *gain* charge
[15:58] <Stormfang> it must be having a confidence boost
[15:59] * Stormfang was shot.
[15:59] <~StellarWind> Either that
[15:59] <~StellarWind> ...
[15:59] <~StellarWind> or
[15:59] <~StellarWind> as this just happened
[15:59] <~StellarWind> it was actually charging its lazor.
[15:59] * Stormfang throws laptop across library
[15:59] <Stormfang> DIE
[15:59] <~StellarWind> .... yet somehow you still type
[16:00] <Stormfang> hold on while I think of an excuse
[16:00] <Stormfang> ... telekinetic key typing
[16:00] == Cloveria [601c321a@h-9D5C17A9.kya.res.rr.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 126 seconds]
[16:00] <Kai> YOU TELEKINETIC MURDERER
[16:00] <Kai> CLO, NOOOO
[16:01] <Stormfang> BUT
[16:01] <Stormfang> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
[16:01] <~StellarWind> it's 10 AM and i've not done anything productive yet
[16:01] <Kai> We could always make out
[16:01] <Stormfang> it's 4 pm and I need food
[16:01] <~StellarWind> distracted by octopi, butterflies and Jenhale @_@
[16:01] <Kai> Its 8am and I cant remember when I slept
[16:01] <Stormfang> does anyone have food
[16:02] <Kai> I'm thinking of eating the cat
[16:03] <~StellarWind> Storm damncloaks. Skrim was fine before you came along.
[16:03] <Stormfang> ... what?
[16:04] <~StellarWind> I don't know where we're going, but sauce awaits.

 

[Rinoa Heartilly]

[01:16] <Kai> http://25.media.tumblr.com/35cba7d2dad55f2ff38f2f1ea767d242/tumblr_mf77cb29j31rlynuno1_500.jpg
[01:17] <~StellarWind> pff
[01:17] <Kai> My dad is shit at DIY
[01:18] <Kai> He's one of those dads that thinks he's good but he's really... really not.
[01:18] <Kyubeon> that link set off my alerts
[01:18] <Kai> ....
[01:18] <Kai> PFFFF
[01:18] <Kai> lynuno
[01:18] <Kai> my number one lyn
[01:18] <Kai> That is now your name
[01:18] <Kai> Lynuno
[01:18] ==Kyubeon has changed nick to Lynuno
[01:18] <Kai> ♥
[01:20] ==Kai has changed nick to Crystres
[01:20] <Lynuno> ♥
[01:20] <Crystres> BD
[01:21] <Lynuno> but who's dos?
[01:21] ==Shocari has changed nick to Shodos
[01:21] <~StellarWind> ...
[01:21] ==StellarWind has changed nick to Stelugia
[01:21] <Shodos> XD
[01:21] <~Stelugia> Since we're clearly on the subject of legendary burds.
[01:21] <~Stelugia> caw caw motherfuckers
[01:22] ==Cloveria has changed nick to Clocinco
[01:22] <~Stelugia> .... or we could be counting in spanish, i don't even know anymore
[01:22] <Shodos> birds defs
[01:22] <~Stelugia> <with the inflection of 'The Horror... The horror.'> THE DORA... THE DORA.
[01:23] <Crystres> We are infinite
[01:23] <Crystres> This is true power.
[01:23] <~Stelugia> ...
[01:23] <~Stelugia> [01:23] <~Stelugia> still amazing.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

[19:08] Cloveria DickWaffle
[19:08] Cloveria ?
[19:08] KoL No
[19:09] Cloveria Too long?

Yes @cloveria1215, the DickWaffle is too long >:3

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

[100]«Dwayna» I went out to the mallah, okay
[100]«Dwayna» ...
·StellarWind· ...
[100]«Shocari» THE MALLAH
·StellarWind· I read that in a phenomenally australian accent
[100]«Dwayna» apparently my brain is fried
[100]«The-Dark-Mewtwo» Ahahahah XD
[100]«Dwayna» and i am stringing two thoughts together
[100]«Shocari» have you tried going to the Mallah to fix it
* StellarWind hexathuds sideways XD
[100]«Shocari» try pounding it with a mallah
·StellarWind· Crikey!
[100]«Dwayna» dear lord...
[100]«Dwayna» what did i start
[100]«P_M» I here the Mallah is great this time of year.
[100]«Shocari» so Australian it hurts and i love it
[100]«The-Dark-Mewtwo» Hehehehe XD This is too funny oh my lord
[100]«Shocari» they say the mallah is one of the fiercest predators
[100]«Shocari» but look at this lil'guy
[100]«Shocari» he wouldn't hurt a fly
·StellarWind· sad thing is my brain processed that as 'mallard' in an aussie accent and
·StellarWind· vicious death ducks?
[100]«Cloveria» It ate my dog
[100]«Shocari» now with 20% more vicious
·StellarWind· ... tbf, the ducks are hazards in the classroom
[100]«Dwayna» The most australian canadian
[100]«Shocari» ever ate a mallah? no? well they've ate some of us
[100]«P_M» That's a good combination Milady
[100]«Shocari» the great mallah war
[100]«Dwayna» all because i have a headache XD;
[100]«Shocari» more death than the emu war
[100]«Shocari» lost a lot of good friends that day. lost me dog. lost me wife. but i gained a hunger for vengeance
[100]«Cloveria» But less death than the dingo war
[100]«Dwayna» I meant to say. 'I went to the mall.'
·StellarWind· welp
·StellarWind· you've gone and malled that sentence
[100]«Dwayna» but then i strang my next thought of 'ah, okay' into it
[100]«P_M» It all started when Mallah Mallah Jong left the circus
* StellarWind THUDS XD
[100]«Dwayna» fuck sakes XD
[100]«Shocari» new charms meme
[100]«Shocari» new charms meme
[100]«Dwayna» I started a new charms meme |D
* Shocari chants while dancing around a funeral pyre of mallahs
* StellarWind just hexathuds to space
[100]«Cloveria» The memes, Jack
[100]«P_M» Stel, I think it's time to change the topic to Mallah Charms XD
*** Retrieving #pokecharms info...
(·topic·) StellarWind changes topic in #pokecharms "Mallahcharms.com - Welcome to Canadaustralia! | http://pokecharms.com/threads/singles-showdown-2016-signups.12873/"
[100]«Dwayna» I can't XD
[100]«Shocari» henceforth, every sentence with "mallah" must be said in an Australian accent
[100]«P_M» XD
[100]«Shocari» but also Canadian
[100]«Cloveria» XD
[100]«Dwayna» that some fine mallah, eh?
[100]«The-Dark-Mewtwo» Oh my God XDDD
* Dwayna digs hole deeper
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· And still
<newnick> StellarWind (Wisteriark@h-CAFF780.red.bezeqint.net) has morphed to "Byron" 4:29am IST
·Byron· I LOVE THIS MALLAH HOLE!
* Byron backgroundsplodes
<newnick> Byron (Wisteriark@h-CAFF780.red.bezeqint.net) has morphed to "StellarWind" 4:29am IST
[100]«The-Dark-Mewtwo» What the hell happened to this chat XD
·StellarWind· See, 'Charms exists in roughly two quantum states of existence
[100]«P_M» This is just an ordinary Friday night for us
·StellarWind· "Dead" and "Absolutely EFF!ing Bonkers"
[100]«The-Dark-Mewtwo» Oh, it is? XD I don't chat often, my apologies.
[100]«P_M» Or Saturday morning for some
[100]«Pheonix» >>
·StellarWind· well, proto-morning
·StellarWind· 4:31 AM is no QUITE morning
[100]«Pheonix» dear lord, I read that mallah as a bastardization of challah bread XD
[100]«Cloveria» pfft
·StellarWind· sad thing is
·StellarWind· i know how that is supposed to be pronounced
·StellarWind· since it's a decidedly -here- thing
·StellarWind· but
[100]«Pheonix» ...
[100]«Pheonix» no
·StellarWind· i read that inwardly with a 'ch' as in 'chair' noise
·StellarWind· and
[100]«Pheonix» it is a decidedly JEWISH thing
[100]«Shocari» i was thinking cha-la head cha-la
·StellarWind· the fricking original DBZ theme
·StellarWind· yes
·StellarWind· exactly
·StellarWind· MA
·StellarWind· LLAH
·StellarWind· HEAD
·StellarWind· MALLAH
[100]«Pheonix» HALLAH BACK GIRL?
[100]«Shocari» Let's Go to the Mallah?
[100]«P_M» MALLAH BACK GIRL Pheo
[100]«Dwayna» fucking hell
[100]«Shocari» ain't a balla, i'm a mallah
[100]«Pheonix» or more appropriate at this point, CHALLAH BACK GIRL? :3
* StellarWind THUDS
[100]«Cloveria» B-A-N-A-NA
·StellarWind· That just makes her sound
·StellarWind· well
[100]«P_M» That works too XD
·StellarWind· inbread
[100]«Shocari» MALLAH
[100]«Shocari» BREAD
[100]«Shocari» MALLAH
·StellarWind· KLEZMER AND BANJO
* Dwayna is gigling forever
[100]«Dwayna» giggling*
[100]«Dwayna» Fuck
[100]«Dwayna» my brain. |D
[100]«Pheonix» and that was me just glancing over at chat then having to backtrack to see what the fuss was XD
·StellarWind· ... you think you have it bad? My brain just somehow hybridized Hava Nagila and Duelling Banjos!
[100]«Shocari» the Taj Mallah
* StellarWind HEXATHUDS
[100]«Dwayna» It keeps happening.
[100]«Shocari» we keep speaking Mallahnese
[100]«P_M» I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but my favorite Sith Lord is Darth Mallah
[100]«Shocari» we believe in the teachings of Mallah and all he stood for
·StellarWind· God damnit.
·StellarWind· OOH
·StellarWind· i mean
·StellarWind· MALLAH Damnit.
·StellarWind· SILENCE
·StellarWind· I KEEL YOU.
[100]«The-Dark-Mewtwo» brb I want food ><
[100]«Shocari» do you have time to speak about our lord and savior, Mallah?
·StellarWind· And now it's a cult.
* P_M pulls up a chair
[100]«Cloveria» My all time favorite Sailor Soldier is Sailor Mallah
[100]«P_M» I always have time to hear about Mallah
[100]«Shocari» Mallah Bal, the Daedric Prince of FuckING HELL A TYPO
[100]«Dwayna» Yes
[100]«Dwayna» Exactly that
·StellarWind· dear youtube. kindly cooperate with me as i try to pull up a relevant thing
[100]«Shocari» canonically, Commander Shepard's first name is Mallah
[100]«Shocari» I mallah of love
<StellarWind> [100]«Shocari» I'm so lost without you
[100]«Shocari» EXCELLENT XD
·StellarWind· Ladies, Gentlemen and things in between and outside of the binary scope
[100]«P_M» Ilu Stel XD
[100]«P_M» Not as much as Crys, by Mallah close
[100]«P_M» *but
·StellarWind· I NEVER. thought. I would actually have ANY REASON, CONTEXT OR -ANYTHING WHATSOEVER- to summon -THIS GODDAMN SINGER- on /charms/
[100]«Shocari» in Yugioh, weren't they after the Mallahnium items?
·StellarWind· Sometimes the universe just works in mallah right ways
* StellarWind applies log
* Dwayna is dying of laughter
[100]«Dwayna» please do
[100]«Shocari» this is all a bunch of mallahrkey
[100]«P_M» The Mallah must be preserved for all antiquity

 

[The Voltagonist]

[15:51] <Voltradox> Oh yeah! So I was thinking about continuing the Dear Pokediary series for the next Creative Flash Challenge.
[15:52] <Voltradox> Also hai Dway~
[15:52] <~Teapot> Voltradox: Go for it
[15:52] <TheBlueAvenger> Howdy.
[15:52] <Voltradox> I realized I hadn't touched if for so long, and a lot of people seemed to enjoy it.
[15:52] <Voltradox> it*
[15:52] <~Teapot> Hey Dwayna
[15:52] <Kai> Touched what in so long
15:52] <Kai> |:
[15:52] <Kai> OH
[15:52] <Kai> Oh
[15:52] <Kai> nvm
[15:52] <Voltradox> ...
[15:52] <Voltradox> Classy.
[15:53] <Kai> ALWAYS

 

[StellarWind Elsydeon]

In which we ponder the merits of dogs at the forefront of academia:

·StellarWind· that's just run of the mill bureaucracy
[100]«Voltradox» Well it sucks.
[100]«Voltradox» And it sucks even more
[100]«Voltradox» seeing how you can just plead "I'M A NERVUS REK"
[100]«Voltradox» And get an official comfort dog.
[100]«Voltradox» Whereas I have to go through all of this hassle in order to get an extra hour in the testing center.
[100]«Voltradox» #logic
[100]«Voltradox» Or #priorities
[100]«Voltradox» One of the two.
·StellarWind· 'now, now, there are issues that truly matter.'
·StellarWind· 'For example.'
·StellarWind· 'OMG.
·StellarWind· LOOK AT THE PUPPY.'
[100]«Voltradox» Pffffft.
[100]«Voltradox» Pretty much.
·StellarWind· three years later
·StellarWind· the dog walks out with an advanced degree
[100]«Voltradox» XXDD
[100]«Voltradox» 'Attention Liberty University Faculty and Students, we have some exciting news!
[100]«Voltradox» Our University has a new spokesman as the face of our school!
·StellarWind· "Woof!'
[100]«Voltradox» XD
·StellarWind· much university
·StellarWind· very education
·StellarWind· so degree
·StellarWind· wow
[100]«Voltradox» You know what's sad?
[100]«Voltradox» Liberty University would probably be better off with a dog at its head.
·StellarWind· "Follow your dreams. FETCH THE STICK. GO GET IT BOY!"
[100]«TheBlueAvenger» That's Liberty for you.
·StellarWind· Liberty, Peace, and the pursuit of your own tail
·StellarWind· or was it justice?
·StellarWind· ... SQUIRREL!

 

[The Voltagonist]

So, I popped in the chatroom to see if anyone could help me reattach my W key. It had popped of randomly, and I couldn't seem to get the bugger on. @StellarWind Elsydeon provided me with an instructional video, and I followed the steps to reattach it, only to have this happen:
[15:32] == Dwayna [Dwayna@h-C429D476.bchsia.telus.net] has joined #pokecharms
[15:32] <Voltradox> ...Probably isn't sitting right that this point.
[15:33] <~StellarWind> some random kid reblogged it with a comment about how 'i dunno, is that a bad thing? sounds lkie there's a lot of negativity in this post' meh meh meh
[15:33] <Kompaktt> Hello, Dwayna.
[15:33] <~StellarWind> kid
[15:33] <Voltradox> And I'm REALLY confused.
[15:33] <~StellarWind> it's a fucking ATLA joke.
[15:33] * Dwayna waves
[15:33] <~StellarWind> go watch the series.
[15:33] <~StellarWind> XD
[15:33] * StellarWind did not even honor that with a response.
[15:33] <Kyubeon> Ohhai Dway
[15:33] <Voltradox> Hey Dmay~
[15:33] <Voltradox> ...
[15:33] <Voltradox> ITS REGISTERING AS AN M NOM.
[15:33] <Voltradox> ...
[15:33] <Kyubeon> Also kids who don't know ATLA
[15:33] <~StellarWind> PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[15:33] <~StellarWind> NOM
[15:33] <Dwayna> That's a new one
[15:34] * StellarWind is dying
[15:34] <Voltradox> I don't
[15:34] <Voltradox> Even
[15:34] <Voltradox> HOM
[15:34] <Voltradox> ...
[15:34] <~StellarWind> PFFFF
[15:34] == Kai [521d0420@h-7789593D.cable.virginm.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 126 seconds]
[15:34] <Voltradox> Fuck you keyboard.
[15:34] <Kyubeon> Volt's keydoard is like mine?
[15:34] <~StellarWind> Clearly, Volt
[15:34] <~StellarWind> it's On Backwards
[15:34] <~StellarWind> <<
[15:34] * Dwayna giggles
[15:34] <Voltradox> XXDD
[15:34] <~StellarWind> or backmards i guess
[15:34] <Voltradox> XXXDDD
[15:34] <Kyubeon> Remember when I had a drokem.keydoard
[15:34] <Dwayna> XD
[15:34] <Kyubeon> Good times
[15:34] <~StellarWind> pfff
[15:34] <Voltradox> XXDD
[15:34] <~StellarWind> yup
[15:34] <~StellarWind> that thing was kind of glorious
[15:34] <Voltradox> I'm crying.

 

[Teapot]

[21:30:47] <Tailon> Pory-Z got sorted, apparently
[21:31:09] <~Teapot> I revived the bot
[21:31:27] <Tailon> Sorry, * Sorted
[21:31:31] <Tailon> Like by the hat
[21:31:47] <~Teapot> Oh.
[21:31:48] <Tailon> I'm American we don't use sorted that way
[21:31:49] <~Teapot> Right.
[21:31:55] <~Teapot> Yes, stop speaking wrong
[21:32:21] <~Teapot> !ball are you in Gryffindor?
[21:32:22] <+Porygon-Z> Teapot: You're kidding, right?
[21:32:30] <Tailon> Dammit
[21:32:32] <~Teapot> !ball are you in Slytherin?
[21:32:33] <+Porygon-Z> Teapot: Obviously.
[21:32:33] <Kyubeon> !ball HUFFLEPUFF
[21:32:34] <+Porygon-Z> Kyubeon: You're kidding, right?
[21:32:35] <~Teapot> well
[21:32:39] <~Teapot> that was expected
[21:32:42] <Tailon> Welp
[21:32:44] <~Teapot> Porygon-Z's a Slytherin
[21:32:52] <Tailon> That explains a lot
[21:32:56] <Tailon> Smugerins

Chat edited and rearranged slightly for clarity.