Arte's funnies XD The breaks just show some time passing.
[22:32] * Neenja`Kitty wants to go to culinary school
[22:32] * Neenja`Kitty gets a fake ID
[22:33] Receptionist: "Can cats even GO to culinary school? Especially freak cats who think that they're ninjas."
[22:33] Me: "Of course they can, you n00b. I EXERCISE MY CONTROL OVER YOU, FOR I AM KING OF THE N00BS.
[22:33] XDD
[22:34] Him: "Whatever. Please fill out this sheet and you'll have your ID in no time."
[22:34] Me: "Cool, I didn't even do anything."
[22:35] Me: *fills out sheet and hands back*
[22:35] Him: "... you say that you're eighteen years old and want to drive, yet you're three feet tall and in a ninja costume."
[22:35] XD
[22:35] Me: "YEAH, WELL. YEAH, WELL. UM, I CAN'T THINK OF ANY SNAPPY COMEBACKS."
[22:36] Him: "... okay then, here's your ID. Have fun!"
[22:36] ... I cracked myself up with that XD
[22:36] this is why I luff you Arte XD
[22:36]
[22:37] ... is that all? 'Cos I'm funny?
[22:37] ;-;
[22:37] * Neenja`Kitty emos in the corner
[22:37] no D:
[22:37] * Neenja`Kitty is now known as Emo`Neenja`Kitty
[22:37] * Ninian hugs Arte
[22:37] I luff you for more than that
[22:37] * Emo`Neenja`Kitty flees for the other corner
[22:37] * Emo`Neenja`Kitty emos more
[22:38] Receptionist: "... so he's an EMO three feet-tall catperson in a ninja outfit."
[22:39] Me: *Whistles as he goes to culinary school*
[22:39] Receptionist2: "... am I supposed to believe that you're old enough to be here?"
[22:39] Me:
[22:40] "... I'm not the cat you're looking for-- no, wait, I am the cat you're looking for. ... what am I doing here, again? Oh! Right! I'm old enough to go here. This is not a Jedi Mind Trick."
[22:41] lol
[22:41] I suppose it's getting old, eh?
[22:41] ;P
[22:41] no, it's still funny
[22:41] i'm just having an active conversation in another window that's distracting me
[23:29] Receptionist: "Hmm... your paperwork's all in order, here's your map for the campus. Have a nice day!"
[23:30] Me: "Hm... the first thing I usually do when I come to a place is play some ding-dong ditch... ooh, there are the teachers' quarters!
[23:38] * Neenja`Kitty metaphorically dresses up as a neenja and goes to attack Valhalla again
[23:39] YOU'RE GOING DOWN THIS TIME, THOR. I'M NOT LETTING GO OF THE HAMMER. D:<
[23:39] XD
[23:39] * Neenja`Kitty throws sharp objects at Thor
[23:39] * Neenja`Kitty bashes Thor on the head
[23:39] * Neenja`Kitty is squished
[23:39] * Neenja`Kitty bashes Thor on the head again
[23:39] * Neenja`Kitty dodges his boot
[23:40] * Neenja`Kitty zaps him with thunder by accident
[23:40] ... COOL
[23:40] PRETTY LIGHTS.
[23:40] * Ninian chucks a book at Thor
[23:40] *zap* *Zap* *zap* *Zap*
[23:40] :3
[23:40] lol
[23:40] thor r u ded
[23:40] * Neenja`Kitty jumps back as he has a muscle spasm and dies
[23:40] I'M THE KING OF VALHALLA-- ... you're telling me he has kids?
[23:40] osnp
[23:40] XD
[23:41] MINITHORS
[23:41] RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
[23:41] XDDD
[23:41] * Neenja`Kitty draws them away
[23:41] ILU Arte
[23:41] lu2
[23:43] * Neenja`Kitty tackles the oldest child of Thor and ties him to a post by his undies
[23:44] XD
[23:44] * Neenja`Kitty then stuffs the middle child into a safe with air holes
[23:44] * Neenja`Kitty finally plays pattycake with the youngest, the baby
[23:46] Receptionist: "... you're trying to make me believe that this baby, who's taller than you are, is your baby brother."
[23:46] lol
[23:46] Me: "He is my baby brother! I need to love him and cuddle him and take care of him and stop him from getting hurt."
[23:47] Him: "Suuuuure... that'll up your board costs considerably."
[23:47] Me: "How much?"
[23:47] Him: "About a thousand a month."
[23:47] Me: "A THOUSAND A -MONTH-?!"
[23:47] XD
[23:47] Him: "Oh, my mistake, it's TEN thousand per month. Thanks for pointing that out."
[23:48] Me: *Chucks the baby back to Valhalla*
[23:50] * Neenja`Kitty goes to kill the receptionist
[23:51] * Neenja`Kitty is arrested for attempted murder.
[23:51] ;-;
[23:51] D:
[23:51] Cop: "so i herd u tryd to liek kil a receptionist."
[23:52] Me: "IT'S A LIE. A LIE, I TELL YOU, A LIE."
[23:52] Him: "so wuts ths blody nife we found @ teh sene of teh crimz
[23:52] lies and slander
[23:52] Me: "Um, it's not mine."
[23:52] Cop: "den whos is it"
[23:53] Me: "HE WENT EMO. YES, THAT'S IT."
[23:53] Cop: "o ok den ur fre 2 go"
[23:53] Me: *skips off happily*
[23:53] I luff your story thingy Arte XD
[23:53] Suddenly, a giant baby from Valhalla fell on Kitty.
[23:53] Me: "BABY BROTHER@@@@@@"
[23:54] Him: "... you abandoned me, big brudder. Now, I squish you!"
[23:54] Me: "osnp"
[23:54] Him: "Ooh, appwesauwce." *eats*
[23:55] Me: *runs while he's distracted*
[23:55] * Ninian grabs the kitteh and hides him in teh COUCH FORT
[23:55] I can't remember whether or not mom said I can stay up
[23:55] >>
[23:55] lol
[23:55] you should proabably not, then
[23:56] * Neenja`Kitty is in teh COUCH FORT naow.
[23:56]
[23:56] * Neenja`Kitty climbs up to teh roof of TEH COUCH FORT and meows 'Singing In The Rain' as it starts storming.
[23:56] Me: "Osnp."
[23:57] Thor: "You abandoned my baby boy when he needed you the most. For this, you die."
[23:57] Me: "OSNP TIMES TEN"
[23:57] Thor: *Zap*
[23:57] * Ninian tells Thor to get teh heck out of her couch fort
[23:57] Me: "Wait. Didn't I kill you in the last funny scene, Thor?"
[23:58] Him: "Yes, but I'm a Norse god. You can't just kill me wily-nilly, silly billy."
[23:58] "What is this, Dr. Seuss?"
[23:58] Thor: *Zap*
[23:58] Me: "But seriously, can you at least explain to me why you're so 'invincible'?"
[23:59] Thor: "'cos I'm Thor. Ain't that enough?"
[23:59] Me: "... no..."
[23:59] Thor: *ZAP*
[00:00] * Ninian ahems and repeats that Thor should get teh heck out of her COUCH FORT
[00:00] Thor: "Neener neener." *stick tongue out*
[00:00] Me: "I may be zapped, burnt and blackened, but I won't have you insulting my friends!" *grow to a hundred times his regular size*
[00:01] Thor: "osnp" *flee*
[00:01] XD
[00:01] Me: *Chase*
[00:01] Me: "ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP ZAP. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?"
[00:01] Thor: "ouchies"
[00:02] Me: "That should teach him. I'm parched, I could use some tea."
[00:02] Thor: *sizzle*
[00:02] * Ninian hands the neenja kitty some tea
[00:02] * Neenja`Kitty drinks his tea
[00:03] * Neenja`Kitty is now known as Sophisticated`Kitty
[00:03] XD
[00:03]
[00:03] I could make something that could rival the Chronicles. But it would end up being suckier than the Chronicles, and everyone likes Nem more, so he would get more views in the end anyway, and I'd be saddened and discouraged and quit.
[00:04] D:
[00:04] Your rant story thingys are funneh
[00:04] I hadn't actually meant for that last paragraph to be funny... XD
[00:16] Me: "I'm magiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic, I'm maaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic~"
[00:17] Thor: "... SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT. You already confined me to this bed, I don't want to listen to your incessant singing."
[00:17] Me: "But singing makes life more fun!"
[00:17] Thor: "I'd zap you, but those blasted nurses took away anything that could be used as a lethal weapon.
[00:18] Me: *Plays Rock Band to annoy Thor*
[00:18] Thor: "... I'MA KEEL U"
[00:18] Me: "Osnp"
[00:19] Thor: *Gets up out of bed at risk of life and limb to attack*
[00:19] Me: *Flee*
[00:19] Nurses: "Bad Thor!" *Tranquilizer dart to his behind*
[00:19] Thor: "guuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh... I love you Arte."
[00:19] Me: "ILU2BUDDY"